Teddy's Twofold Tempestuous and Tranquil Random Banter #202

[Taet]

i'm not sure whether to be impressed by the complete randomness of this thread, or to walk of and pretend i never saw it..

hello everyone, i've been lurking around here for a while, wondering whether or not to post (i hate walking in on new threads )

Welcome to the banter! It is always a new thread. All the talk in here would be 300 pages long but the banter is put in a fresh thread sometimes. I am making some tea. You may have some too. I will try and find something in the last two pages to talk about.

But what if you're trying to use science to develop toast that never leaves crumbs?

In other news: I saw a doctor this morning and he was a very optimistic doctor. But in any case, I don't have a bacterial infection and should be fine in a few days, a week at the most. After that, we went shopping. I bought a calendar to put on the wall of my newborn niece's wall because I quite literally couldn't think of anything else to get and the calendar stand had a very helpful salesperson. My Mum thinks it's a terrible choice, and she's probably right, but it's a nice calendar. I also got Mynxae some cutlery and plates and things because he needs them.
As for my brothers, I'm just going to put money inside a card, and possible inside an envelope.

That is good science. And they did try. Crumbs in space were dangerous to the rocket controls. And since space science is good for us all we got bread that does not drop too many crumbs. It is called english muffin bread. It is not a true english muffin. It tastes like it after toasting and butter though.

I am happy that you will not take weeks to heal.

The calendar needs a little more to make it special. Buy a ribbon and a good pen and a little bottle of hand sanitizer or a travel box of hand wipes. Tape the ribbon to the calendar and tape the pen and hand cleaner to the calendar. Add a card that says now you do not have to run for the baby book when she does something special. Write baby's first moments in here and write them down in the book later when you and baby are not going to spill anything dirty on the special pages.

[TheWombatOfDoom]

OH MY GOODNESS! No wonder you guys were so quiet! There was a new page! I was like, what happened to everyone...

So I can't see Teddy's image, but back reading it looks like I'm in it, so that's something to look forward to when I get home! Not to mention I love Teddy arts. (Teddy, it is hecktic, just a good hecktic! )

Speaking of arts! I completely forgot to post my fishes that I was painting a while ago! Who was that that wanted to see those??

I think I'm going insane...I keep doing these archival projects for no reason other than the craving to organize and process information. Anyone ever have that before, or am I just crazy?

ION: Paintings for christmas are finally commencing...now if only I could get them done in time...and I need to start working on my character for a certain D & D game. Christmas is coming!

[DraPrime]

It appears to be snowing again.

*eyes shovel warily*

I hate shoveling the driveway, but at least this provides me with a pretty view when I wake up in the morning.

[LaZodiac]

It appears to be snowing again.

*eyes shovel warily*

I hate shoveling the driveway, but at least this provides me with a pretty view when I wake up in the morning.

Welcome to my world.

[Teddy]

I meant work.

Hehehe, I figured something like that might be the case. I was thinking about clarifying my answer to account for likely spelling errors, but... well, I can't even figure out how to finish this sentence. I'll let that speak for what levels my mind are operating at right now...

Trust me. T'is. Now, my recently completed poster on the other hand...

Ohh, what is it of? :3

I don't get it. Do you mean that people keep shipping you? Or that you have cracked, and that you actually believe you are being assailed by invisible enemies?

Well, there was the ship which appeared every 14 days or so...

ALL THE FLUFF
MOAR

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Naaawwww, so fluffy! :3

There are even more ways you could format your posts like early modern printing. Each one of which more strange and horrible. Look, if I want my eyes to hurt, I have daily access to a rare book room of books like that. It's only fun if psychoactive book molds accompany the experience. If you can find a way to transmit that in your posts, then I shall give you my nod. Otherwise... well let's just say that you'd better close your windows at night if you don't want to wake up covered in nibbles every day.

Hehehe, I love the way you're putting this! :3
"Psychoactive book molds" *snicker*

[randman22222]

Blaaarwharbgarlblb no more playing Cards Against Humanity for three-four hours in the middle of the night.

I'M LOOKING AT YOU AMIDUS, ZOOZIEMUNCH AND RANDMAN.

...Not like I suggested the whole thing... *whistles*

Your fault entirely.

I call them curtains too...


You played that with Ami, Zodi and Randman?





hello

Hello. Why not join us next time? (Which may possibly be in a few hours?)

[Kneenibble]

Speaking of arts! I completely forgot to post my fishes that I was painting a while ago! Who was that that wanted to see those??

I think I'm going insane...I keep doing these archival projects for no reason other than the craving to organize and process information. Anyone ever have that before, or am I just crazy?

Hi, Wombutt. I remember you speaking of that thing, and I wish to see.

What are you archiving? I do it for a living, so I do my best to be as messy and disorganized at home as possible.

Welcome to my world.

*takes by the hand* Our world.

[TheWombatOfDoom]

It appears to be snowing again.

*eyes shovel warily*

I hate shoveling the driveway, but at least this provides me with a pretty view when I wake up in the morning.

It's snowing here too! *^ _ ^* I love snow. Even if it made me get into an accident once...

Hi, Wombutt. I remember you speaking of that thing, and I wish to see.

What are you archiving? I do it for a living, so I do my best to be as messy and disorganized at home as possible.

Okies, I shall try and remember to post when I arrive home.

I'm doing a transcription of the order of the stick comic. I have about 536 left to do, and am trying to get some helpers, but it's mostly just me. The tricky part is going to be posting them in such a way that they avoid the character limit, as well as leaving enough room for future updates. The first post goes up to update 45, the second to 80, and so on. I just wish I could get 50 in a page, but alas.

Not to mention I've got my huge world building project, and my even bigger Annotation of the order of the stick, which is getting fairly big, yet fun to archive. Data entry for me is fun when I enjoy the subject. I like problem solving things that come up in the entering as well.

I'm a tad messy at home myself, but as a teacher I'm VERY organized. It's a strange contradiction.

[LaZodiac]

*takes by the hand* Our world.

So true, I saw that picture. Looks brutal

[DraPrime]

Welcome to my world.

Should I not mention the fact that Massachusetts has some rather nice beaches when it gets warm?

[LaZodiac]

Should I not mention the fact that Massachusetts has some rather nice beaches when it gets warm?

Yes you shouldn't.

Okay, so, I've just realized something. Looking at some of the cookie dough we have down stairs....COOKIES ARE REALLY EASY TO MAKE!

So this Thursday I'm gonna make like...6 dozen ginger crinkle cookies.

[AtlanteanTroll]

Hehehe, I figured something like that might be the case. I was thinking about clarifying my answer to account for likely spelling errors, but... well, I can't even figure out how to finish this sentence. I'll let that speak for what levels my mind are operating at right now...

Oh you.

Ohh, what is it of? :3

Punk rock space Buddha ... Which it seems I cannot retrieve at this time.

Should I not mention the fact that Massachusetts has some rather nice beaches when it gets warm?

No probably not, it's not nice to lie, Draong.

[DraPrime]

No probably not, it's not nice to lie, Draong.

Lie? But we do have good beaches! They're not on the same level as some beautiful beach in the tropics, but the Cape, Martha's Vineyard, and Nantucket are all very fine places to go relax near the water during the summer. Certainly they're nice to a Canadian who lives near the arctic circle.

[LaZodiac]

Lie? But we do have good beaches! They're not on the same level as some beautiful beach in the tropics, but the Cape, Martha's Vineyard, and Nantucket are all very fine places to go relax near the water during the summer. Certainly they're nice to a Canadian who lives near the arctic circle.

This would likely be correct. Though from what I've heard Natucket's not a very nice place. So many dudes going their with buckets, did it have a massive flood?

[DraPrime]

This would likely be correct. Though from what I've heard Natucket's not a very nice place. So many dudes going their with buckets, did it have a massive flood?

Nantucket? Not a nice place? I suppose if Hurricane Sandy recently passed through, then yes, but barring a massive storm like that it's a nice island.

[LaZodiac]

Nantucket? Not a nice place? I suppose if Hurricane Sandy recently passed through, then yes, but barring a massive storm like that it's a nice island.

Psst, DP, I was making a reference. "There once was a man from Nantucket" and so one.

[TheWombatOfDoom]

@Teddy - Wonderful image! *squeeees*

@kneen - the colors are a bit off and the images not as depthy, but here's the gist!

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Spoiler: Brown fish

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Spoiler: New fish

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[MoonCat]

Cats don't usually take to water very well.

How was it? Tell us about it!

Ugh. I've taken two showers and I still smell of chlorine, and I kinda failed at it. It felt like I wan't getting enough oxygen and I wasn't weighted correctly so I was behind everyone else and didn't get to do very much at all. Also, there were no shoes that fit me, so my flippers were on my bare feet and it really hurt. I woke up with major back pain this morning and bleargh. I much prefer swimming with just a nice pair of fitting goggles in real ocean water.

ION: Today has been a very educative day for MoonCats! Today in school, I learned:

• Copper (III) Bromine looks like a chupacabra.
• Russians dislike botanists.
• The main consumers of marijuana globally are horses.
• There is something inherently funny about forty three million bananas.

[DraPrime]

Psst, DP, I was making a reference. "There once was a man from Nantucket" and so one.

Apparently I know too little about Nantucket.

[Coidzor]

Apparently I know too little about Nantucket.

Dirty Limericks about well-endowed and perverse men from Nantucket.

Because there's no such thing as clean limericks.

[enderlord99]

Because there's no such thing as clean limericks.

Sure there is.

Relatively.

Sort of.

[Mx.Silver]

Dirty Limericks about well-endowed and perverse men from Nantucket.

I'm most familiar with this version:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who got his foot stuck in a bucket
Try as he might
It remained stuck on tight
And so in the end he said: "Oh bother."

Because there's no such thing as clean limericks

There once was a schoolgirl whose shame
Was that she had a ridiculous name
Her schoolmates would tease
And pelt her with cheese
Then the teachers would do just the same.

There once was a man from Bengal
Who went to a fancy dress ball
He decided to risk it
And go as a biscuit
But the dog ate him up in the hall

[TaiLiu]

I started at just a pair of minutes after 13, and posted at 19:30, but some of that time went into uploading, writing and raging at my family for wanting me to eat dinner when I was just so close to finishing (and then I went and ate half a pot of noodle wok because the adrenaline overrode my feelings of fullness), so I would say 6 hours of continuous drawing.

Ah. Nicely focused!

I just have to work hard.

Indeed. Enjoy your time in Japan!

i'm not sure whether to be impressed by the complete randomness of this thread, or to walk of and pretend i never saw it..

hello everyone, i've been lurking around here for a while, wondering whether or not to post (i hate walking in on new threads )

Greetings, Chaotic Stupid. Please, join us for Taet's Tea Time.

My semester ends in 5 hours and 2 minutes...

By my calculations, that time has passed. Congratulations!

[DJ Yung Crunk]

I don't even know who the people in the OP picture are supposed to be. Is it to do with board culture?

Forty degrees? Where is it about that you live? For some reason, my mind had assumed the United States, but that's clearly not the case.

Is it because of my West Coast swag?

[TaiLiu]

I don't even know who the people in the OP picture are supposed to be. Is it to do with board culture?

In a sense. The part are the posters in the Random Banter thread.

[FinnLassie]

In a sense. The part are the posters in the Random Banter thread.

Teddy explained who everyone in the picture is earlier in the thread. They're all from RB.

[Cuthalion]

Your fault entirely.

Hello. Why not join us next time? (Which may possibly be in a few hours?)

Would it be possible to do a different or less explicit? game? Where do you do it, anyway? I would love to play things with you, but... with my family for Christmas.

@Teddy - Wonderful image! *squeeees*

@kneen - the colors are a bit off and the images not as depthy, but here's the gist!

Spoiler: Red fish

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Spoiler: Blue fish

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Spoiler: Brown fish

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Spoiler: New fish

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Beautiful fishies, wombat. :3

Finn:





hello

[Taet]

@Teddy - Wonderful image! *squeeees*

@kneen - the colors are a bit off and the images not as depthy, but here's the gist!

Spoiler: Red fish

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Spoiler: Blue fish

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Spoiler: Brown fish

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Spoiler: New fish

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I always love rich colors. But I most like that a few drops of paint trails makes them look like they are moving.

Ugh. I've taken two showers and I still smell of chlorine, and I kinda failed at it. It felt like I wan't getting enough oxygen and I wasn't weighted correctly so I was behind everyone else and didn't get to do very much at all. Also, there were no shoes that fit me, so my flippers were on my bare feet and it really hurt. I woke up with major back pain this morning and bleargh. I much prefer swimming with just a nice pair of fitting goggles in real ocean water.

ION: Today has been a very educative day for MoonCats! Today in school, I learned:

• Copper (III) Bromine looks like a chupacabra.
• Russians dislike botanists.
• The main consumers of marijuana globally are horses.
• There is something inherently funny about forty three million bananas.

I am sad that you had less fun. That should have been joyful. The equipment or the skill of the people fitting the equipment got in the way. This is not a busy season for scuba and there was no need to rush and not make things right.

That list brings the random into random banter.

Sure there is.

Relatively.

Sort of.

Then those clean limericks still need work.

[TaiLiu]

Teddy explained who everyone in the picture is earlier in the thread. They're all from RB.

Your post is factually true.

[Blue Ghost]

Cards Against Humanity, eh? Such a horrible game. I'm not nearly horrible enough to play it.
*takes 1d6 unholy damage from exposure*