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2014-05-03, 07:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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...I made this a while back, but don't think I ever posted it. I think I was going to make some others and post it with them.
SpoilerAvatar of George the Dragon Slayer, from the upcoming Indivisible!
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Warriors and Wuxia, Callos_DeTerran's ToB setting
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2014-05-03, 09:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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My Homebrew: The Shard Knight
The Shard Seeker
Please PEACH!
Apparently, I am Lawful Evil
-19 chaos, 8 evil and 6 balance!
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2014-05-04, 02:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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And now, an ode to the most spiteful piece of equipment you will ever own:
Double secret bonus points if you use it on the Tarrasque.
I know it doesn't work, but it would be hilarious if it did.
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2014-05-04, 03:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: D&D Demotivators Episode VIII: [Demotivating Intensifies]
Extra bonus points for being a really useless material. Chance to contract yourself, low save, and the damage does basically nothing [apply 1 per week, minimum heal 1/day... Fatigued however is more annoying.]
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2014-05-04, 10:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-05-04, 03:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: D&D Demotivators Episode VIII: [Demotivating Intensifies]
I operate under the assumption that it's supposed to be Cha drain rather than Cha damage, given the description of "wounds that do not heal" and "permanently disfigured[d]." Otherwise even a Level 1 Commoner could deal with it.
"Oh, can't go out today, Gerald, my leprosy's flaring up. I'll hit you up tomorrow."
It's leprosy. Leprosy does not work that way.
(On the other hand, Viridium is cheaper than masterwork and brittle to boot, so... ja.)
Anyway, more Pathfinder love:Spoiler
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2014-05-04, 05:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-05-04, 06:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-05-04, 07:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: D&D Demotivators Episode VIII: [Demotivating Intensifies]
Just a little bit of tax:
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[the pic looked familiar to me, so someone let me know if the poster was made before]Last edited by Slipperychicken; 2014-05-04 at 07:27 PM.
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2014-05-04, 09:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: D&D Demotivators Episode VIII: [Demotivating Intensifies]
My Homebrew: found here.
When you Absolutely, Positively, Gotta Drop some Huge rocks, Accept NO Substitutes
PM Me if you would like a table from my homebrew reconstructed.
Drow avatar @ myself
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2014-05-05, 01:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-05-05, 01:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-05-06, 03:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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Oookay?
The demotivator doesn't make any sense then. Two obscure bits of information, one in the "core phrase", the other in the details of the image, that must be understood the connection that's tenuous to begin with.
It could be made into two perfectly good demotivators, but this one doesn't work.
A Magicarp poster about godfish, giving a goldfish godlike powers, or a reference to a power boost that's easy to understand would work. I'll leave that to the OP, but the Two World Magic idea is too good to pass on, so I'll do that myself. Hope he doesn't mind...
*time passes*
I had a bit of trouble finding any good images for it. The best/simplest/most recognizable things I could come up with (a wizard in crusader garb, a real-world priest photoshopped to cast a fireball etc.) don't seem to have any easily-uncovered imagery for that. Any way:
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2014-05-06, 03:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-05-07, 01:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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o.O
ow, I guess some people really do take Skill Focus: Knowledge(Nature)!
Two World Magic is all about having spells you're not supposed to have. Magikarp is pretty famous for using Splash and not really doing anything else. It seemed a pretty straight connection to me!
(Admittedly, it would've worked better with some silly-powerful Pokemon using Splash instead, but I couldn't find a picture of one of those and couldn't be bothered to make one.)
Anyway, I'm not sure how wizards using lightsabers makes any more sense, but I'll take the derivation as a compliment anyway! ^.^
Also it gave me an idea for a poster, so double-thanks!
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Yes, I know he's canonically not an elf. But he hides his ears under all that hair, so can you ever really be sure?
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2014-05-07, 03:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-05-07, 06:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-05-07, 08:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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This one, probably. Note that despite the name "Magic Elf", he's a dwarf. Because the borders between elves and dwarves really aren't all that clear in Norse mythology. If Wagner has Gandalf as a character, he probably based it on those sagas.
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2014-05-07, 08:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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IIRC, it's not so much that the distinction between Elf and Dwarf was unclear in Norse and Germanic mythology, but rather that Elf was a classification for all supernatural human-like creatures, including Dwarves (and potentially Fairies, depending on your source). Then again, some sources say that Fairies were the higher-tier grouping, and that both Elf and Dwarf fall under the Fairy category. Not sure if there's any people that say "a Dwarf is a type of Elf which is a type of Fairy", however.
Then again, I may be mixing my mythologies again… and possibly adding a dash of modern media interpretations, further muddying the whole situation.
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2014-05-07, 08:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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Pretty sure that wizards in Tolkien's universe are pretty much a separate species. Since they were angels given mortal form...or something, I don't know.
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2014-05-07, 09:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-05-07, 11:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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Imagine if all real-world conversations were like internet D&D conversations...
Protip: DnD is an incredibly social game played by some of the most socially inept people on the planet - Lev
I read this somewhere and I stick to it: "I would rather play a bad system with my friends than a great system with nobody". - Trevlac
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2014-05-07, 11:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-05-07, 12:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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My Homebrew: found here.
When you Absolutely, Positively, Gotta Drop some Huge rocks, Accept NO Substitutes
PM Me if you would like a table from my homebrew reconstructed.
Drow avatar @ myself
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2014-05-07, 01:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-05-07, 02:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-05-07, 04:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: D&D Demotivators Episode VIII: [Demotivating Intensifies]
Imagine if all real-world conversations were like internet D&D conversations...
Protip: DnD is an incredibly social game played by some of the most socially inept people on the planet - Lev
I read this somewhere and I stick to it: "I would rather play a bad system with my friends than a great system with nobody". - Trevlac
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2014-05-07, 04:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Allow me to demonstrate:
Women do not have the upper body strength necessary to be good at archery. They can't fire proper English longbows.
Amazons cut off their breasts so they could fire bows. Clearly, busty women could never hold a bow right.
Women should fire ranged weapons instead of getting into close combat, where they couldn't keep up with men.
And so on.Resident Vancian Apologist
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2014-05-07, 05:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-05-07, 05:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Considering where this is going this seems oddly fitting.
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