Dr. McNinja IV: What The Chuck?

[dogmac]

Pfft. Speak for yourself. I wore different length socks today. Two different lengths at once.

but were they STRIPY???

[Fri]

...latest comic.

What the chuck.

[Giggling Ghast]

Geez, Old is kind of messed up emotionally.

[GAAD]

Geez, Old is kind of messed up emotionally.

Eh, I'm sure with a bit of therapy, he'll be back to...





His old self.

[Professor Gnoll]

Eh, I'm sure with a bit of therapy, he'll be back to...





His old self.

I don't know. I doubt he'll ever really recover his farmer sense of self.

[Lvl 2 Expert]

Okay, so Sparklelord probably didn't know about the ghost, he just needed the name to not get people mad at any other famous vigilantes named Dr. McNinja.

But there's something else about this comic. He's using loophole logic as if he was bound to do what the doctor asked of him or something. Could there be a way in which Sparklelord has to serve others sometimes? How did that not come up when he was one of the knights of the radical lands? Why am I reading way too much into this comic?

[Giggling Ghast]

I think that future where Doc was hiding in a warehouse and bleeding from injuries is about to come true.

[TheEmerged]

Probably just a twisted sense of honor - "A Deal's A Deal" or some equivalent.

He agreed to stop Radical here in exchange for Doc's name.

[eschmenk]

I think Sparklelord was just just blaming someone else for what he did, which made things even worse and more lame.

[Pronounceable]

This seems a fine final chapter. Dunno why Sparklelord is being a jackass genie but I approve. What other mayhem is he after? That's not the proclamation of someone who's gonna to sit back and watch, he's gonna do further... evil? unradness?

I wonder if this worldwide proclamation of the name will somehow bring Gramps back. It'd be cool if it did.

[smuchmuch]

Dunno why Sparklelord is being a jackass genie but I approve.

As he said himself, Dr Mc Ninja is still the guy who trapped him in a stable time loop in the first place. He's still holding a grudge about that, so having the good doctor being torn apart by all the people who los something/king radical and king radical fans is quite the delightfull revenge.

[lord_khaine]

Actually.. this does look like a situation where Sparklelord is comfortable with leaning back and waching the show for a while.
And also a place where i think its going to be relevant that The great Dane knows the Doctors face.

[Flickerdart]

And also a place where i think its going to be relevant that The great Dane knows the Doctors face.

Good point. This is an excellent opportunity for Dr. McNinja to ditch his mask and disappear, since that's the only way to "clear his name." In comes Rayner, and even though he's lame and weak compared to Doc, he can track him down...

The question is - will he track him down to do harm, or track him down to motivate the Doctor to fix everything?

[JavaScribe]

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The curse is complete and thus is the Dr.'s life completely screwed. At least he doesn't have to fight Sparklelord, though that does also mean that the Radical Lands probably won't be saved in some other way. Also, he destroyed the star gate, so I guess the dinosaurs won't be coming into it soon either.

King Radical thought they would all be good when the Dr. could no longer save the lives of all the losers of the world. I suspect he won't be quite so magnanimous with the tables turned. Nor will the losers of the world be at all grateful.

Even the inverse ninja law isn't going to save him from this. I think the Dr.'s only chances are to leave the universe or find his miracle producing friend.

[tonberrian]

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The curse is complete and thus is the Dr.'s life completely screwed. At least he doesn't have to fight Sparklelord, though that does also mean that the Radical Lands probably won't be saved in some other way. Also, he destroyed the star gate, so I guess the dinosaurs won't be coming into it soon either.

King Radical thought they would all be good when the Dr. could no longer save the lives of all the losers of the world. I suspect he won't be quite so magnanimous with the tables turned. Nor will the losers of the world be at all grateful.

Even the inverse ninja law isn't going to save him from this. I think the Dr.'s only chances are to leave the universe or find his miracle producing friend.

Or get his name legally changed.

[Porthos]

I don't think calling "base" is gonna get you outta this one, Doc.

(Not that he could anymore)

[Lvl 2 Expert]

The universe rejects me? Could it, like, reject me straight through that collapsing portal to wherever Sparkley is going? Because I don't think I like this curse. Also, why didn't I deal with this guy right after my family figured out how to deal with ghost wizards?

[SZbNAhL]

Why didn't I deal with this guy right after my family figured out how to deal with ghost wizards?

Because they dealt with the other ghost wizard using the holiest of all holy weapons, which were leant to them buy the Catholic church specifically for that assassination. Presumably the Holy See doesn't hand out super-powerful artefacts to every Tom, Patrick and Harry who wants to re-kill a ghost wizard.

[Nourjan]

Also, he destroyed the star gate, so I guess the dinosaurs won't be coming into it soon either.

The dinosaurs didn't use any stargate ,their ships appears in open space.Not that it matters, Dr. Mcninja killed their scout.They won't be coming either way.

[Fri]

Because they dealt with the other ghost wizard using the holiest of all holy weapons, which were leant to them buy the Catholic church specifically for that assassination. Presumably the Holy See doesn't hand out super-powerful artefacts to every Tom, Patrick and Harry who wants to re-kill a ghost wizard.

Also, I misremember that as well way back then, but apparently Ghost Wizard is such a powerful adversary that it need the whole mcninja family+gordito+special holy weapon provided by the catholic church, to defeat, barely.

But I wonder. If ghost wizards are that powerful, doesn't that mean dracula is even way more powerful, since he's the one who created them and is their master?

Anyway, way back then at mccumberlandbot arc, I thought that was such a disappointing arc for what's supposed to be drmcninja vs king radical final battle. Since back then it was apparently King Radical's ultimate plan.

This arc made it worth it. This is a worthy arc for their ultimate battle.

[JavaScribe]

The dinosaurs didn't use any stargate ,their ships appears in open space.Not that it matters, Dr. Mcninja killed their scout.They won't be coming either way.

Well yes, that's the point, the humans won't be accidentally contacting them either any time soon.

The ghost wizard didn't need his target right in front of him to cast the curse. He just seemed to need to know that his target existed. I wonder what stopped him from using it on Dracula?

[Fri]

Well yes, that's the point, the humans won't be accidentally contacting them either any time soon.

The ghost wizard didn't need his target right in front of him to cast the curse. He just seemed to need to know that his target existed. I wonder what stopped him from using it on Dracula?

IIRC they're cursed to serve his will. I think they'd actually like to use their power on him, since they're originally vampire hunters

[Lvl 2 Expert]

Because they dealt with the other ghost wizard using the holiest of all holy weapons, which were leant to them buy the Catholic church specifically for that assassination. Presumably the Holy See doesn't hand out super-powerful artefacts to every Tom, Patrick and Harry who wants to re-kill a ghost wizard.

They might be easier to deal with while petrified?

[JavaScribe]

They might be easier to deal with while petrified?

Does seem a bit weird to me that he never tried placing the ghost in a vat of holy water. Even if the petrification prevented that from working, he would probably start melting in the event he revealed his true name. Anyways:

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All of the Dr.'s living enemies + his unstable clone have declared their desire to kill him.

A shame Dracula isn't so understanding anymore. It's not like the Dr. was trying to target him.

I'd say there was a 50/50 chance McBonalds probably would have been ruined by King Radical's plans anyways, since King Radical was planning to kill all his customers.

[ericgrau]

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Honestly I'm much more worried about Dracula than any of the others. I mean besides being more difficult in general, what keeps an unsuspecting McNinja from being moon lasered the moment he steps outside?

Also I'd be a bit more miffed to see Dracula go. What if another alien civilization takes over that needs moon lasering?

[Marcelinari]

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Presumably Dracula is hindered by, if not the total loss of his moonbase, then at least the loss of the teleportation device that allowed him to go to and fro at his leisure. No moonlasers if you can't reach the moon again.

[slayerx]

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Honestly I'm much more worried about Dracula than any of the others. I mean besides being more difficult in general, what keeps an unsuspecting McNinja from being moon lasered the moment he steps outside?

Also I'd be a bit more miffed to see Dracula go. What if another alien civilization takes over that needs moon lasering?

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Moon laser was most likely destroyed with the moon base

[-D-]

Meh, I definitely wanted to see at least Sparklelord bite the dust. Here is to hoping a rogue black hole devours him.

Killing DrMcNinja is not that big of a deal. He has no protection of Old Gods, he's cursed by Ghost Wizard and everyone is out to get him. This is gonna be a lame downer ending.

[ObadiahtheSlim]

I think we are missing a serious implication here in the comics. The time portal has been destroyed. The current timeline's Chuck cannot discover it and travel back in time. He is the final iteration of the Chucks. I wonder if that will come to play.

[-D-]

I think we are missing a serious implication here in the comics. The time portal has been destroyed. The current timeline's Chuck cannot discover it and travel back in time. He is the final iteration of the Chucks. I wonder if that will come to play.

Don't forget ancient spirit of the land, set to destroy stuff if freed. Yeah, this comic is going nowhere nice for McNinja.