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2015-03-30, 01:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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Despite the name, the weapon itself isn't very amusingSic Bisquitum Disintegratum - Thus Breaketh Ye Bisquit
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2015-03-30, 06:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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"Humorous" euphemisms were a thing, as with the "Swedish drink" (an unbelievably foul torture method with an innocuous name)...an ear spoon is a small tool for cleaning earwax (still used in some places; you can buy them on Amazon), so it was a "Bohemian earspoon" in the exact same way that some gigantic American knives are "Arkansas toothpicks."
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2015-03-30, 11:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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an ear spoon is a small tool for cleaning earwaxSic Bisquitum Disintegratum - Thus Breaketh Ye Bisquit
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2015-03-30, 11:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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an ear spoon is a small tool for cleaning earwax
Bohemian Earspoon of Bodily Cleansing: When the proper command Word is spoken, this +1 polearm can be used to clean yourself of all filth and dirt. Even the tiniest bodily crevices (such as an ear) can be cleaned with this mighty, yet gentle, piece of weaponry.
One session of bodily cleansing takes a Short Rest and leaves your body perfectly clean.
(Pardon the double message. My Internet was acting up)Last edited by Mrmox42; 2015-03-30 at 11:16 AM.
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2015-03-31, 04:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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but i'm certanly not going to destroy the world unless i get really, really bored.
cats are deadly!!!
youre alive! and less scary!/i'm invisible!!/ youre invisible!!
78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature
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2015-03-31, 06:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Hey, at low level, that thing frees up a spell slot for Sleep or Color Spray and still lets you have Cantrip ready for the occasional bit of chicanery. Any of my 2e wizards or bards would've wanted one.
*Schrödinger's barrel of monkeys: Appears to be an ordinary shipping-barrel. Contains either 10 live monkeys or 10 dead monkeys, determined only when opened (roll 1d2: 1 = dead, 2 = live). If live, the monkeys are very angry and will attack any creatures in the vicinity, as well as doing any property damage they can.
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2015-03-31, 07:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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2015-03-31, 07:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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2015-04-01, 01:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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Glasses of Insect Recognition: Allows the user to instantly recognise the species and gender of any insectoid that he can see.
Swatter of Destruction: Works as a +1 Improvised Weapon, unless wielded against an insect (Normal, Giant, Thri-Kreen or otherwise). When used on insects the Swatter becomes a +3 Improvised Weapon that Stuns the target hit, unless it makes a DC 20 Toughness Save. If a Natural 20 is rolled (a 'Squash') the Swatter causes quadruple damage.Sic Bisquitum Disintegratum - Thus Breaketh Ye Bisquit
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2015-04-01, 01:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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2015-04-02, 09:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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Plus One Dagger
This functions as a normal dagger with no modifications to attack or damage rules. While attuned, however, it allows the bearer to bring another individual to parties for which they only received one invitation, as if they had received an invitation for the second individual as well.
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2015-04-03, 01:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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Dwarven Pickaxe of Artistic Stonemasonry: This ordinary looking Pickaxe gives the user a +2 on skill checks concerning attempts to cut out artfull stonework, such as statues. However, the user of this item will have to make a DC 15 Will Save to make the statue look like anything other than a grumpy dwarf.
Edit: Edited Pitchfork to Pickaxe. D'oh!Last edited by Mrmox42; 2015-04-13 at 06:43 AM.
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2015-04-03, 06:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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2015-04-04, 02:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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Dagger of Antivenom: When somebody afflicted with the Poisoned Condition take a Critical Hit from the Dagger of Antivenom, the Poisoned Condition is automatically removed.
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2015-04-04, 09:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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2015-04-05, 04:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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2015-04-05, 10:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Great find!
Doesn't seem so silly anymore, does it?
Edit: A few historical examples: http://www.vikingsword.com/vb/attach...id=64852&stc=1 (although the one on the far left is more reminiscent of a lugged spear since the lugs don't seem to be intended for piercing or cutting. The center one is almost the exact same weapon as the Manning Imperial one, with the addition of reinforcing langets)Last edited by JAL_1138; 2015-04-05 at 10:26 PM.
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2015-04-06, 11:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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Wouldn't like that in your ear, eh?
Good find.Sic Bisquitum Disintegratum - Thus Breaketh Ye Bisquit
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2015-04-06, 03:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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2015-04-06, 11:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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With a curse that has been known to use such varied effects as Suggestion and Earthquake to return it to its owner if separated, and a limitation that it can only slay a limited total number of male humanoids before the next unsheathing causes its (former) owner to become its target. Yep, good concept for a
bookmagic item. EDIT: Though I preferred With A Single Spell.Last edited by Dimers; 2015-04-06 at 11:35 PM.
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2015-04-07, 09:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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Tangent: as I said earlier, the Bohemian Earspoon is named exactly the same way as the Arkansas Toothpick, so I thought I'd provide a couple examples of the Toothpick.
SpoilerFirst up, from Cold Steel. "Natchez" model Bowie on top, Arkansas Toothpick below.
SpoilerNext up, a historical example.
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2015-04-08, 01:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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Mechanical Caltrops: Small wind-up spiky contraptions, that move about and seek to go under peoples feet. Works like normal Caltrops, but people need to make a DC 15 Dex Save to avoid stepping on the moving things.
You must use an action to wind up one Mechanical Caltrop, and it then moves for 1D6 rounds before you need to wind it up again.
Note that it will seek to move under any feet within 30 feet.Sic Bisquitum Disintegratum - Thus Breaketh Ye Bisquit
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2015-04-08, 10:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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[Medallion of Dramatically Appropriate Music] - Music appropriate for the actions of the wearer and individuals in their immediate line of sight. Please note this can be especially lethal for any stealthers
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2015-04-09, 10:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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2015-04-09, 11:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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2015-04-09, 01:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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2015-04-10, 04:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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Stone of Sinking: When put into liquid, this magical Stone will always, always sink to the bottom.
Bonus: If put into the air, the stone will fall towards the greatest force of gravity near to it.Sic Bisquitum Disintegratum - Thus Breaketh Ye Bisquit
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2015-04-10, 08:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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2015-04-10, 08:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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Liquids denser than water, such as mercury could see some use for this. (Also, not all rocks sink--pumice floats). Also useful for determining which way is "up" in the Plane of Water or a mundane shipwreck or reef (disorientation about that kills a lot of divers), or for finding land in the Plane of Air, or when flying through clouds. Essentially, world's greatest plumb-bob.
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2015-04-12, 04:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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Rocking Chair of Weather Sense: When sat in, this Rocking Chair gives the sitter the ability to feel what the weather will be like within the next 8 hours. This is determined by a feeling in the sitter's knee:
Weather: Knee Feeling:
Rain - Aching
Snow - "A happy sensation"
Heavy Winds - Tickling
No Winds - Buzzing
Storm - Stabbing pain
Earthquake - Twitchy
Cloudy - "A dry feeling"
Hail - Numb
Slight Breeze - Dull ThumpingLast edited by Mrmox42; 2015-04-12 at 04:20 AM.
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