D&D Demotivators X: X Never marks the spot

[danielxcutter]

Have another Animated one.

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Oh this is just pure gold.

[Sydonai]

Oh this is just pure gold.

His Dex is in the 40's, has Weapon Finesse, and a specialization in that stupid pipe.

[GloatingSwine]

His Dex is in the 40's, has Weapon Finesse, and a specialization in that stupid pipe.

Yeah, but his Wis is about 4... (Admittedly, it's a low-Wis verse...)

[dps]

I know little of Frankenstein, but I know this guy is a major villain from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Yeah, that's the CE one.

The TN one is the classic Universal Studios version with Boris Karloff.

The CN one is Young Frankensein.

The LE one is the DeNiro version I think. IIRC, it was a made-for-TV movie (or maybe an mini-series?).

I can't remember the name of the flick, but the LN one I think is from the movie of a couple of years ago set in modern time. At least I think it was set in modern times from the trailer; I never actually saw it.

Don't know what the others are from.

[alanek2002]

Bow before your Glorious overlord!

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[danielxcutter]

Bow before your Glorious overlord!

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I don't get this at all and it's still epic.

[alanek2002]

I don't get this at all and it's still epic.

The Anime is One punch man, check it out. (Or at least a best # "things" video on youtube.)

D2 Crusader? Through a stance and a cleric spell, using a small gaunlet (Might be tiny) rolls a 1d2 for damage. On ones, they get to re-roll. On twos, they keep the two and get to roll again. Thus, infinite damage.

[danielxcutter]

The Anime is One punch man, check it out. (Or at least a best # "things" video on youtube.)

D2 Crusader? Through a stance and a cleric spell, using a small gaunlet (Might be tiny) rolls a 1d2 for damage. On ones, they get to re-roll. On twos, they keep the two and get to roll again. Thus, infinite damage.

What the f***... I get it, but I still have no idea how that's supposed to work.

[DCraw]

What the f***... I get it, but I still have no idea how that's supposed to work.

It's 3.5, so hilariously broken things are pretty much the norm. Like most TO builds, the d2 Crusader is based on the unexpected interaction of two rules from different books. Specifically, the Aura of Chaos stance from Tome of Battle and the Imbue Healing feat from Complete Champion.

Aura of Chaos allows damage dice to explode (any damage dice that rolls its maximum result is rerolled and the new roll added to the total, repeating if the new roll is also the maximum).

Imbue Healing is a metamagic feat which adds a small domain-based buff to Conjuration (Healing) spells. When used by a caster with the Luck domain, it allows the subject to treat any die result of 1 as 2 when rolling for damage.

The build has a Crusader with the Aura of Chaos stance be healed by a character with the Imbue Healing feat and the Luck domain. They then attack with a weapon that deals d2 + X damage (typically a small gauntlet or similar).

The damage die will then either roll a 1 or a 2.
A) If 2, the damage is increased by 2 and the die is rerolled.
B) If 1, the die result is treated as if it were 2, GOTO A).

Thus, all possible results end with the damage being increased by two and the die being rerolled. Continue ad infinitum.

[Joe the Rat]

Yeah, that's the CE one.

The TN one is the classic Universal Studios version with Boris Karloff.

The CN one is Young Frankensein.

The LE one is the DeNiro version I think. IIRC, it was a made-for-TV movie (or maybe an mini-series?).

I can't remember the name of the flick, but the LN one I think is from the movie of a couple of years ago set in modern time. At least I think it was set in modern times from the trailer; I never actually saw it.

Don't know what the others are from.

LG: Looks like the one from Seven Soldiers
NG: Frankenstein vs. King Kong (not pictured)?
CG: Monster Squad
TN: Duh
LN: I, Frankenstein
CN: Young Frankenstein
LE: DeNiro, yes. TNT. I believe that was the Brannaugh one.
NE: Reminds me of Marvel's B&W work from the 70's
CE: Adam from Buffy.

[thorr-kan]

When I left work last night (538PM), I realized I could read without an artificial light source. That can only mean one thing:

Time to pay taxes!

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[dps]

When I left work last night (538PM), I realized I could read without an artificial light source. That can only mean one thing:

You only just now realized that you're a Dwarf and have Darkvision.

[thorr-kan]

You only just now realized that you're a Dwarf and have Darkvision.

No, I'm an elf with infravision. But it's only black and white and I was seeing color.

So :P

[Rodimal]

Bow before your Glorious overlord!

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I was expecting a image of Bobby Roode.

[Doorhandle]

I have more fuel to the fire of this slowly-dying thread.

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edit: AAAAAnd I was a fool for assuming the quick way of post these would work...

[A Tad Insane]

I have returned from my eon long exile to destroy your motivation to struggle through these mortal coils. I have returned for one reason, and one reason alone
Okay, more than one reason, the first is because I like this thread, but the other is

Spoiler: SAMURIA JACK

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[Tiktik Ironclaw]

NG: Frankenstein vs. King Kong (not pictured)?

I'm a little late to the party on this one, but that's actually Frankenstein Conquers The World, where my favorite kaiju Baragon (a gigantic, rotund dinosaur with burrowing powers and flamebreath; also the last of it's kind) is trounced by a scrawny Japanese teenager in rather ugly make-up. I am not a fan of that movie, for obvious reasons.

[Braininthejar2]

Today's contribution. (spoiler for those not up to date with Dragonball Super)

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[Fable Wright]

Today's contribution. (spoiler for those not up to date with Dragonball Super)

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Ginyu did it better.

[Doorhandle]

I found my old motivators, some of which are worth reposting, plus one new one.

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[Rysto]

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[danielxcutter]

Yeah, those gave me a pretty high morale bonus. I am grinning like an idiot here.

[Alias Unknown]

Made my first posters not that good I will admit, but finally got round to doing it

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[Inevitability]

Tax payment!

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[Doorhandle]

I have a GIANT CHALLENGE...about giants.

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[Kelb_Panthera]

Where comes from, please?

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[Sliver]

Let the tineye provide!

http://blazbaros.deviantart.com/art/...f-Ni-263454859

[Kelb_Panthera]

Much obliged.

[Bohandas]

One fresh demotivator!

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Is that a plastic quarter???

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Words to live by

[enderlord99]

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