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2017-09-28, 07:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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2017-09-28, 07:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
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Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
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2017-09-29, 05:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
* Despite the evidence saying otherwise, HR is not run by friend computer.
* Misfiled papers should not lead to field agents being issued water pistols instead of firearms.
** Especially if due to predictive branch they are then issued with water pistols.
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2017-09-29, 08:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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* The combat medic is banned from having a hot tub in her room.
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2017-09-29, 10:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
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2017-09-29, 11:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
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2017-09-29, 04:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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2017-09-29, 05:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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2017-10-01, 11:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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2017-10-01, 11:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2009
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*May not defer all my "roleplaying an elf interacting with people" choices to the Elfmulator6000, regardless of how accurate it is.
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2017-10-01, 09:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2014
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*May no longer play Warlocks
**Definitely not allowed to play Fey Pact Warlocks
***Especially if the Warlock is a Goblin
****Irish goblins are right out
*****May not butcher Irish accents
******Even if it's funny
*******The unhinged cackle is fineSpoiler: Quotes!
Pink is Neutral Evil, because reasons.
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2017-10-01, 11:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*In a Marvel Roleplay, may not ask why various people and organizations are so hung up on recreating the Super Soldier Serum when it's been long established that you can make mutates that are much stronger than Captain America with genetic engineering.
**I can only use examples that I know about in-character.
***Can not use me or other PCs as examples.
****May not point out that the planet is lousy with super-powered mutants, mutates, and aliens and that multiple people have stolen DNA from multible individuals without the donors noticing.
*****Again, may not use myself or other PCs as examples.
******May not ask a government official why, if they had access to a version of the Connors formula that doesn't drive you insane, why the army didn't just train a battaleon of super-strong regenerating lizard men instead of creating American Kaiju.Last edited by Rater202; 2017-10-01 at 11:24 PM.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
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2017-10-02, 02:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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2017-10-02, 03:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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*** Cannot point out that this a superhero setting and that someone could probably find time technology to speed that up to something like a few hours, just lying around from some mad supervillains science experiment or abandoned lab. Like seriously, wacky inventions in superhero settings like a dime a dozen, how aren't there labs dedicated to examining and replicating this stuff?
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2017-10-02, 06:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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***May not counter by pointing to half of Spider-Man's rogue's gallery who were all humans given superpowers partially or fully becuase of genetic engineering.
****Like the Scorpion, who was spliced with Radioactive Scorpion genes. Or the Lizard, who injected himself with a mutagenic serum derived from lizard DNA.
*****May not point out that the Us Military has a perfected version of that serum that doesn't result in super-villains and that they could have just used it to give volunteering soldiers the abillty to change into lizard-men instead of using it to try and make a second Captain America.
There's Also Itsy-Bitsy, who went from a heroin addict to one of the most powerful regenerators and dangerous killers on the planet with just an infusion of DNA from Spider-Man and Deadpool.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
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2017-10-02, 06:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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I mean, it's not like it's not theoretically possible to perform GM on fully grown living organisms, but yeah I forgot how insane comics are.
And I though science fiction could be stupid, at least their future technology is actually in the future (normally, unless somebody's invented time travel).
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2017-10-02, 04:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
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2017-10-02, 06:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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********May not counter that American Kaiju is literally a Gaint Radioactive version of the Lizard, so if they were willing to make that it would probably have been safer, cheaper, and easier to contain the test subject for the Lizard Super Soldiers than it would be to contain what they actually tried if it went bad.
*********May not then say that, okay, maybe they weren't expecting Todd Ziller to turn into a Kaiju, but then question what the heck else they expected to happen when they used Gamma Radiation, Pym Particles, Mutant Growth Hormones, and The Connor's formula to fill in the gaps in the Super Soldier Serum?
I mean, doyalist, Marvel wanted to have a Godzilla knock off for when the Avengers came into conflict with Shield, but in-universe the idea was stupid... especially in hindsight, and well, it mada sense to make a comment about that.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
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2017-10-02, 06:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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I'm not up to date with comics, and read pretty sporadically back in the day, so I'm unfamiliar with that storyline and character. I wasn't so much making a serious reply as taking an excuse to quote Cave Johnson.
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2017-10-03, 11:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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*We may not interrogate a prisoner by tying them to a chair with our constitutant matter and then sing "It's A Small World" overand over again until they break.
**We may not argue that this makes us "good cop."
***Even if "Bad Cop" wanted us to threaten to eat the prisoner's brains.
****We may not state out loud that brains taste nasty in a context and with a tone that implies that we know this from experienceI also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
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2017-10-03, 11:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Below sea level
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Warlock Poetry?
Or ways to use me in game?
Better grab a drink...
Currently ruining Strahd's day - Avatar by the Outstanding Smuchsmuch
First Ordained Jr. Tormlet by LoyalPaladin
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2017-10-03, 11:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2016
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*May not attempt to solve every magical puzzle by peeing on them.
** May not take a long, hearty drink from my canteen.
***May not learn the create and destroy water spell.
****The bottom halves of centaurs are not an acceptable food material.
Although I've tried this for many magical puzzles it never seems to work.
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2017-10-04, 10:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2012
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y tho?
i mean, sure, horse meat tastes a bit foul, but compared to say... long pig? i don't know which one i'd try first. a centaur offers both options!
*cannibalism is not a commonly accepted tradition in all the settings i play in.
** unless i am a monstrous race, i'm not allowed to consider the bard emergency rations, despite multiple precedents.
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2017-10-04, 10:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
* May not argue with the Thri-Kreen over which party members are emergency rations.
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2017-10-04, 12:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
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2017-10-04, 01:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2016
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Dawn of Hope: a 5e setting. http://wiki.admiralbenbo.org
Rogue Equivalent Damage calculator, now prettier and more configurable!
5e Monster Data Sheet--vital statistics for all 693 MM, Volo's, and now MToF monsters: Updated!
NIH system 5e fork, very much WIP. Base github repo.
NIH System PDF Up to date main-branch build version.
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2017-10-04, 01:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2011
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- Sharangar's Revenge
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* May not play a Thri-Kreen in a party of elves.
** Even if I have no designs on actually eating any of the elves.Warhammer 40,000 Campaign Skirmish Game: Warpstrike
My Spelljammer stuff (including an orbit tracker), 2E AD&D spreadsheet, and Vault of the Drow maps are available in my Dropbox. Feel free to use or not use it as you see fit!
Thri-Kreen Ranger/Psionicist by me, based off of Rich's A Monster for Every Season
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2017-10-04, 11:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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*"What Would Spider-Man Do?" cannot be my motto in any setting where Spider-Man doesn't exist, either as an individual or as a franchise.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
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2017-10-05, 04:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*May not play a non-humanoid and decide that societal/political rank is determined by solely by hat size and splendour, and proceed to violently attempt to usurp the throne/papacy based on the notion that "I has besterest hat, is boss now".
**No matter how adorable I find my Tri-Kreen, Warforged or Eldrich horror looks in it's ludicrously oversized and gaudy sunbonnet.
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2017-10-05, 06:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
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***Hy may alzo not play ein Jägermonster, even iff hats iz aktually ein big part ov their social kustomz.
****Hy especially may not play a Jägermonster in anytink but der Girl Genius settink.
*****Even iff der komik does it, hy schould not try to write der Jäger aksent fonetikally.