Dominic Deegan: Oracle for Hire

[Jibar]

I guess it must be his time of mo-

My stomach started hurting all of a sudden...

Hey, somebody beat you to it.

"That time of the month, eh?"
"Well, yes, but still..."

I cannot let this go without a *ba dum dumm pish*

[Green Bean]

Hey, somebody beat you to it.

Alas, always a jokee, never a joker.

[sihnfahl]

Meh. Milov is becoming MiniSiggy. Let's see:

Siggy: I stab you now!
Milov: Ouch!

Siggy: Hey, Jayden, watch me cut off Milov's head!
Jayden: NOOOO!

Siggy: I stab you again!
Milov: ... didn't you just do that?

Milov: ... so what's up with this? Hey! You're in Hell!
Siggy: Yup! Hey, do you like my Black Mage impression? <Stabbity!>

Milov: I gotta find out why Siggy's in Hell... Dom? Can you help?
Dom: Sure!

Milov: Okay, we're gonna scry and see why Siggy's in Hell? All good?
Dom: ... okay.
Milov: Cause, you know, I really wanna know why Siggy's in Hell and stabbing me in all these visions...

Dom: Oh my God! That's why Siggy's in Hell! Look at all the things he did... Milov, you see how bad a person Siggy was... errr... Milov?
Siggy: Hey, Milov, I know you want to find out why I'm in Hell, and why I'm trying to kill you in the visions, but that's not important... see, Dom knew I was in Hell all this time... that's FAR more important!
Milov: ... you know, old friend, you're right. You've stabbed me a few times, beheaded me, and have been trying to kill me in visions, and I'd LOVE to know why you're in Hell, but that's not important. Dominic knew for the past year that you were sent to Hell after you died and didn't do a thing about it! You're a GOOD PERSON, you don't deserve to be in Hell; I'm not even going to LOOK at why you ended up in Hell in the first place! I love you like a brother. Me attack Dominic now! Wolf SMASH!

[Winterwind]

In all fairness, I must admit that I completely understand Milov (well, not his taste in choosing friends, but his reaction right now). I mean, how would you react if somebody kept you ignorant about the fate of people close to you for this long - and for pretty much no reason, too!

[Arbitrarity]

Not examining the page again, but doesn't Milov's fur look remarkably like Siggy's armour?

[Winterwind]

Ah, so it's not just me.
Yes, it does indeed.

[Twin2]

In all fairness, I must admit that I completely understand Milov (well, not his taste in choosing friends, but his reaction right now). I mean, how would you react if somebody kept you ignorant about the fate of people close to you for this long - and for pretty much no reason, too!

Maybe because he knew that telling would have to do with that whole jayden secret thing, and would make everything a whole lot worse? Though that in itself isn't so good either all things considered.

[Winterwind]

Maybe because he knew that telling would have to do with that whole jayden secret thing, and would make everything a whole lot worse? Though that in itself isn't so good either all things considered.

No, it isn't, and besides I doubt he knew about that - not only didn't we ever see him get a surprising revelation about Jayden, but he also seems rather surprised by what he and Milov are seeing himself.

[Humbug]

Oh gee, what a surprise, talk about predictable.

[High-Chancellor]

Dude... TOTALLY called it...

But then again, who didn't?

[Morty]

What a total surprise.
We totally haven't seen that one coming.

[Kurald Galain]

So Jayden's big secret is that she has no fashion sense! That was so shocking and unexpected, reading DD will never be the same again!!

[Jibar]

I do wonder now when this happened.
I mean, it'd be hilarious if it happened during War in Hell, and this was what Siggy was up to before he came to get Dom out of prison.

[Humbug]

Dude... TOTALLY called it...

But then again, who didn't?

The fans from the LJ community.

[Winterwind]

The fans from the LJ community.

Seriously?

Oh my...

[Turcano]

Well, only a few of them, in fairness. Although I find it hard to believe that a person that mentally challenged is capable of using a computer.

[Mewtarthio]

Dominic: "So, you see, Seigfried is in Hell because he was a filthy philanderer with deviant sexual ideas (namely, having sex before marriage), and Jayden was a dirty little whore who seduced him! Not like me and Luna, who waited quite some time before consummating our love, and that's kind of like marriage!"

Seigfried: "Actually, I was just taunting you in a puerile manner. Hee hee! I had sex with Jay-den!"

Seriously, if Seigfried's foul carnal relations with Jayden is somehow connected to his being in Hell in some logical manner that overshadows the whole "psychopathic killing spree" aspect of his life, I'll be impressed.

[Morty]

I wouldn't be so certain that Siegfried and Jayden dated and had sex. It may be just a vision planted there by Karnak so that Milov gets pissed and stops trying to help Siegfried. Or projection of Siggy's wishes. However, that wouldn't fit with Jayden's emo "ohmygoditsallmyfault" scene, so I guess that it's most likely not false vision or wish projection after all.

[Fury1671]

I swore off this comic, but something told me to continue reading it. Le sigh.

Snowsong didn't end as bad as I thought, too bad that Community Service note will mean Dominic is only slightly inconvenienced, instead of going back to the comic's roots.

This arc, looks like its made of fail. I was so hoping Milov would be Siggy smear Dominic along a wall. Looks like my hopes were dashed.

Dominic: "So, you see, Seigfried is in Hell because he was a filthy philanderer with deviant sexual ideas (namely, having sex before marriage), and Jayden was a dirty little whore who seduced him! Not like me and Luna, who waited quite some time before consummating our love, and that's kind of like marriage!"

Seigfried: "Actually, I was just taunting you in a puerile manner. Hee hee! I had sex with Jay-den!"

Seriously, if Seigfried's foul carnal relations with Jayden is somehow connected to his being in Hell in some logical manner that overshadows the whole "psychopathic killing spree" aspect of his life, I'll be impressed.

Ugh. No. Please don't do this. Ever. If what you said is true, I'm going to find Mookie and make him take classes for writing and drawing. Its that bad.

EDIT:
Cant use Forum code.

[BlackStaticWolf]

You know... that was so predictable that I'm actually a little surprised.

[ElfLad]

JAYDEN'S SHOCKING SECRET: She exposed a small amount of cleavage once while Siegfried was hugging her.

[Winterwind]

JAYDEN'S SHOCKING SECRET: She exposed a small amount of cleavage once while Siegfried was hugging her.

Which is obviously such a severe sin and breach against all good manners that not only is she going to burn in hell for it, her vile presence actually condemned Siggy, too! See, kids, that's what happens if you do not wait several months before you advance to such shocking procedures!

[Morty]

Indeed, it is far worse than violent racism and beating crippled people with their own walking sticks!

[Khosan]

Siggy is definitely just showing off.

Jayden's Shocking Secret:

Breasts that change size like MAGIC!

[Nevrmore]

Indeed, it is far worse than violent racism and beating crippled people with their own walking sticks!

Seriously, that's pissing me off.

[ElfLad]

Sometimes we forget the most important things about walking sticks. Sometimes walking sticks are just... blunt instruments!

[Jerthanis]

As much as this is totally predictable, and as much as it's not that well composed... You have to admit, life sucks miserably for Milov right now.

"My friend betrayed me by not telling me my closest friend was in Hell for over a year! How could he have the audacity to drink with me like everything was normal if he knew I'd see his betrayal on the following day?"

"Okay, so now the love of my life cheated on me with the man I loved like a brother? &*#& and *$@#!"

What's next? His dog dies and his truck breaks down?

[Sucrose]

And then he becomes a country music star.

[Mewtarthio]

What's next? His dog dies and his truck breaks down?

Yesssss.... And then his mind, will, and soul will be shattered to the point where Dominic can remove his identity and subsume it with his own! Milov shall join the ranks of all the other cast members as a puppet of Dominic Deegan! Mwahahahaha!

[Winterwind]

Suddenly, this idea that Dominic Deegan is actually the major villain of this universe doesn't seem so far-fetched anymore, does it?