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2007-08-10, 10:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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Erfworld Song
Quest for the Arkentools - Part 1
This will hopefully be the first of many songs about Erfworld. Please leave your comments over at The Funny Music Project.
And yes, I am aware that lots of you would rather have a new page than a song. I'm doing what I can do on that front. In the meantime, enjoy the song.
I will be performing this as part of the GenCon Indy Friday Night Live comedy music show, featuring the following awesome talent:
The Brobdignagian Bards
Tom Smith
Rob Balder
the great Luke Ski
Carrie Dahlby
Worm QuartetLast edited by pclips; 2007-08-10 at 10:29 AM.
Rob Balder, Erfworld author/co-creator, and creator of PartiallyClips
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2007-08-10, 11:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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Awesome!! Now, I'm thinking there should be an Erfworld Musical Comedy!Here is a numbering of all character appearances in OOTS
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2007-08-10, 11:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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I never realised that there was a link between the Rob Balder of FuMP and Erfworld. Thank you very much, Rob!
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2007-08-10, 11:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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I'd been meaning to get a high-rate MP3s/CD FuMP subscription, and this finally prompted me to get around to it.
(And to clip the cat's claws, as I noted on the FuMP comment section.)Last edited by SteveMB; 2007-08-10 at 11:25 AM.
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2007-08-10, 11:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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Wow that was good...
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2007-08-10, 11:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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Impressive. And interesting to know that Stanley's plan to escape Gobwin Knob if all else fails kind of depends on the dwagons, which might explain why he's so annoyed when any of them get killed...
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2007-08-10, 02:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Sweet, Stanley IS Cletus the slack jawed Yokel.
Roll on part two.Exploding nuns, just what everyone needs...
Never were truer words spoken ThorFluff
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2007-08-10, 05:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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I have a vision. I see... a stage, actors... they are, yes, they are singing...
Erfworld the Musical
Erfworld seems to become a pleasure to all my senses. Now you only have to send me some tshirt which smells and tastes like strawberry and feels really smooth...Avatar from Erfworld. Erfworld is a Webcomic by Rob Balder (text) and Jamie Naguchi (drawing).
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2007-08-11, 01:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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2007-08-11, 07:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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Nice :D
Thursday I wrote the Parson Gotti PLOT! blues... interested?
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2007-08-11, 08:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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Originally Posted by StanleyHark! An avatar drawn by Kate Beaton!
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2007-08-11, 09:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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Cool, I didn't know about "the FuMp" before.
Nice song. Looking forward for the song at the end of the storyline.
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thanx to Abardam for these fantastic Erfworldstyle sigatars
For the awesome 'The Wolf'-sigatar I thank Sampi.
Kd7sov, thank you for the Girl Genius, Agatha Heterodyne avatar
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2007-08-11, 04:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Rob Balder, Erfworld author/co-creator, and creator of PartiallyClips
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2007-08-11, 04:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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So there's more to that mic in the avatar than just show. (Well, I guess it's all in the show ).
Nice one, mr. multitalent.My first character was a first edition thief.
Evidence that MS Paint is still a valid avataring tool:Spoiler
1st commemorative BEAST award, for displaying BEASTLY qualities in overcoming tricksy obstacles.
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2007-08-11, 05:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Oh my! Oh my! Awesome on *oh* so many levels.
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2007-08-11, 11:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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That... Amazing ^_^
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2007-08-12, 08:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Inevitable once somebody noticed that "Tower of Efdup" scans to "Tower of London":
WITH HER MIND BOUND UP IN A GESTALT
Words: Steve Brinich
Music: "With Her Head Tucked Underneath Her Arm" by R. P. Weston and Bert Lee
(after the slightly abridged/modified Kingston Trio version)
In the Tower of Efdup, base of strife
What's left of Misty bears a humble mood
The Lookamancer once had her own life
Until Lord Stanley thought of something shrewd
Ah yes, she lost her self long turns ago
She's just part of a weapon 'gainst the foe
CHORUS
With her mind bound up in a gestalt
She looks from Efdup Tower
With her mind bound up in a gestalt
Part of melded power
She finds whatever's out there, in flight or on the ground
Her Lookamancy scans the scene for many hexes round
And just to give a nice display of units that she's found
She's got her mind bound up in a gestalt
(chorus)
The new chief warlord has a plan that made him wake and grin
A 'sploitable mechanic that he thinks will help them win
The sentries tell him firmly that his lackey can't come in
Where her mind is… loose from its gestalt
She said units cannot move at night
And that put half his plan back on the shelf
So he reworked his scheme to make it right
And Misty stayed to help out by herself
Till Wanda charged in with an angry whoop
And told him that he'd landed in deep boop
(chorus)
Get moving at the crack of dawn and start off your attacks
While I go off to see the Tool and help him to… relax
You'll set our shortest-lifespan record if she's not soon back
With her mind bound up in a gestalt
(chorus)Last edited by SteveMB; 2007-08-13 at 06:17 AM. Reason: Added title
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2007-08-13, 11:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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And, just so Steve doesn't feel bad, I had to share my really lame attempt at making an Erfworld song. Somehow I always imagined this thing would be easier than it is. I was wrong. I pretty much owe Public Enemy an apology for this. Well, Chuck D at least.
(spoken)
Jetstone Representin'
This is Ansom up in here
y'all heard?
King Slately sent me
(rap)
I'm on a mission
leading the coalition
You know I'm not jokin'
cause Stanley needs croakin'
I got a magic carpet
gives me a 52 move
And with this pair a pliers
ya spine I can remove
forged by the titans
for a royal like me
hey, I know how to use 'em
I just choose not to, see?
(spoken)
No, you can't touch my pliers man. No, it has to do with Attunement and I'd explain it to you but that's privileged military secrets which you lack sufficient rank to have access to.
(rap)
I get respect in this hood
'cause I look so good
My casters control the weather because i need a light wind
just right for my hair and my very best grin
With the sun shining down it's plain to see
Because my peeps moved aside the clouds for me
that I lead this army by force of personality
With enduring charm and charismatic deed
I've got my advisors to do all thinking for me
Since the details are all a hassle and arbitrary
I've got minions for when that's necessary
Everyone knows has a job and knows their role
to do the all things that they've been told
But in strategic sessions I pay close attention
cause I want to smack the ass on that barbarian
(spoken)
Yeah baby, they call me Ansom.
Awww, why thank you, you didn't have to say that.
Hey, you're looking kinda dirty.
Yeah, dirty.
No, I don't really like that, I'm kinda a neat freak to be honest with you, so if you could perhaps freshen up a bit ...
... no it's fine. I'll be in my tent.
...
I said, "I'll be in my tent."
Ah yes, I wasn't sure you heard.
Beyotch.
And then I had to give up. It's probably for the best.might just play the wall with this mean look on my grill
act like i'm the hater that hates you from hateville
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2007-08-16, 05:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Siege of Gobwin Knob
To the tune of Hotel California and many profound apologies to the Eagles
In a dark, smelly basement
eating Peeps with my friends
Wishing I was in a game
Wish I knew how that would end
I had made an adventure
for my friends to play
My laugh was evil and my chuckle grim
I had the wrong thing to say
Then I told all my friends
If I could be in a game
I'd do it in a heartbeat
and that's when thing just weren't the same
Wanda went through the doorway
going to cast a spell
When all the funny lights were through
I was with them as we-eelll
Welcome to the Siege of Gobwin Knob
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Wanda's lovely face...
Plenty of room at the Siege of Gobwin Knob
For a new warlord (for a new warlord)
At least I won't get bored...
Her mind is definately twisted
She got curves that won't end (uh)
she got this munchkin for a boss... and no friends
How they stared in the courtard 'whaaaat is this joke?'
Get this thing out of here
before I make you croak
So I talked to their leader
I can win you this war
he said, you haven't got much chance
I've heard that line before
And still that beautiful necro
pleeaded my case
So now I'm their warlord
call him 'tool' to his face
Welcome to the Siege of Gowlin Knob
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Livin' it up at the Siege of Gobwin Knob
What a nice surprise... when you're ill advised
Got no clue of the game rules
outnumbered twenty five to one
and she said "If you don't win it here
then we all are gone..."
I reviewed my warlords
Not much hope there
Leeeroy and company
smelling high in the air...
Now I gotta win this
or else my own goose is done
Haven't figured out how to do it
but it looks like it could be fun
I may be in Oz or in a coma
The one thing I believe
If I don't win them this war
I can never leave...
Edit: What kind of stupid name is Goblin anyways? Changed the lyrics to name the correct locationLast edited by ShneekeyTheLost; 2007-08-18 at 05:46 AM.
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2007-08-16, 08:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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This thread may very well be made of win
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2007-08-17, 01:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Heh. That line makes the song. And I liked the lyrics in general - much win to be found here.
I think it needs a bit of improvement in cadence (I don't know the proper musical term). For example, "Siege of Gobwin Knob" is one syllable too short to replace "Hotel California". It forces you to say "Kno-ob" as two syllables in a few places. Maybe you can use "Siege of Efdup Tower" instead. Or just make the two-syllable "Kno-ob" explicit in the lyrics, if that's what you intended.
Oh, and it's "Gobwin", not "Goblin". What kind of stupid name is "Goblin", anyway?"We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question that divides us is
whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct."
............- Niels Bohr, co-founder of quantum theory
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2007-08-17, 03:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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The rap about representing my "peeps" was priceless. Very well done.
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2007-08-17, 10:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Just a little something I threw together. I've never listen to the original before now (Nor to any Meatloaf songs, actually), so it most likely doesn't match up. That said, please enjoy "Booped All To Hell"
Booped All To Hell
The alliance is moving and Prince Ansom is grooving
Thinking that he'll win this war
Got extremely bad odds on my town's survival
And we can't fight on much more
There's a spell that we could use but it costs a lot of cash
It would clear out my treasury
And down in the tunnels where my Goblins fight well
Oh I swear I saw a Marbit
Down in the caverns
He was marching towards the city
Oh Wanda you're the only 'Mancer that I have
Who's smart and usually right
But you're expecting that they won't overcharge me
For the tools to win this fight
But we gotta use it
We gotta cast the spell now
Before the end of our turn
So we gotta make the most of this last-ditch effort
If it fails you know
Gobwin Knob will be burned
It's booped to all hell
If it fails our morning won't come
If the city falls
Cause it's booped all to hell I'll be gone gone gone
Cause it's booped all to hell I'll be gone before Jetstone comes
When their turn is done
And the sun goes down
And their movement drops to nil
Then as the Titans' vessel on a vengeful quest
I'll come storming back in for the kill
I'm gonna hit those fools like a Battle Bear
Punching right through their walls
When their armies are dead and their castles are burning
And finally my enemy falls
Nothing will grow in that fetid hellhole
And Anson will fall before me
And the rule of Stanley
The rebirth of the Plaid
Back to new heights of glory
And I know that I'm booped if I fail my quest
And maybe I'm booped if I don't
But with every Arkentool that I do collect
Means there's less chance that I won't
If I gotta be booped you know it won't be in vain
Taking down my foes 'fore I go
If I gotta be booped you know it won't be in vain
Gotta be booped you know I wanna be booped
If I gotta be booped you know I wanna be booped
Taking down my foes
Taking down my foes
Taking down my foes 'fore I go
Oh Wanda you're the only 'Mancer that I have
Who's smart and usually right
But you're expecting that they won't overcharge me
For the tools to win this fight
But we gotta use it
We gotta cast the spell now
Before the end of our turn
So we gotta make the most of this last-ditch effort
If it fails you know
Gobwin Knob will be burned
It's booped all to hell
If it fails our morning won't come
If the city falls
Cause it's booped all to hell I'll be gone gone gone
Cause it's booped all to hell I'll be gone before Jetstone comes
When their turn is done
And the sun goes down
And their movement drops to nil
Then as the Titans' vessel on a vengeful quest
I'll come storming back in for the kill
Then as the Titans' vessel on a vengeful quest
I'll come storming back in for the kill
I can see myself
Tearing up my foes
Stronger than any Overlord has ever been
And my hammer is strong but my pliers are too
And no one's gonna stop me now
I gotta take my place
As the Tool of the Titans' will
And I always knew that Hamster sucked at his job
I always knew that Hamster sucked at his job
Then I'm standing in front of a statue of myself
A monument to the man Stanley The Tool
And I think somebody up there must want me dead
Cause my servant and Warlord
Lord Hamster
With no knowledge of Erf
Or of magic
Has booped us all to hell
Then I'm standing in front of a statue of myself
A monument to the man Stanley The Tool
And I think somebody up there must want me dead
Cause my servant and Warlord
Lord Hamster
Lord Hamster
With no knowledge of Erf or of magic
Has booped us all to hell
Has booped us all to hell
Has booped us all to hell
Has booped us all to hell
Has booped us all to hell
Has booped us all to hellLast edited by Blayze; 2007-08-17 at 10:37 PM.
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2007-08-18, 05:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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Thanks, I do appreciate it
I think it needs a bit of improvement in cadence (I don't know the proper musical term). For example, "Siege of Gobwin Knob" is one syllable too short to replace "Hotel California". It forces you to say "Kno-ob" as two syllables in a few places. Maybe you can use "Siege of Efdup Tower" instead. Or just make the two-syllable "Kno-ob" explicit in the lyrics, if that's what you intended.
Oh, and it's "Gobwin", not "Goblin". What kind of stupid name is "Goblin", anyway?SpoilerQuite possibly, the best rebuttal I have ever witnessed.
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2007-08-18, 06:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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Your Own Perfect Warlord
To the tune of "Personal Jesus" and apologies to Depeche Mode
I need a warlord!
Your own, per-fect, warlord
Someone who can beat the rest
Only the best
Your own, per-fect, warlord
Someone who can win your war
and so much more
Feeling alone
your warlord got owned
I've got a spell
for you I will sell
five hundred thousand shmuckers
you think I am a sucker
Cutting the cost
but without a loss
Wanda can cast
and she'll do it fast
Just a few details
we won't pay them retail
Reach out and cast it
Reach out and cast it
Your own, Per-fect, Warlord
Someone who snacks on gwyffon
and who wants in
Your own, Per-fect, Warlord
who's commanded different battles and won
who thinks it's fun
Big and powerful, heroic, right?
someone who awes while commanding the fight
Dashing and Hansome
just to spite Ansom
I'm no forgiver
I know you can deliver
Reach out and get one
your own, personal warlord
reach out and get one
reach out and get one
Reach out and get himLast edited by ShneekeyTheLost; 2007-08-23 at 08:26 AM.
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2007-08-18, 06:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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Needs a syllable more. "Your own perfect chief warlord" maybe. Or "perfect general" or "perfect strategist".
Last edited by Gez; 2007-08-18 at 06:42 AM.
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SpoilerQuite possibly, the best rebuttal I have ever witnessed.
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Takahashi no Onisan - The scariest Samurai alive
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2007-08-18, 03:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Why Stanley is called the Tool
No particular tune, just an old-fashioned ballad:
Come all you brave Hobgobwins, once more the tale I tell,
Of battles fought in far-off days before the Hammer fell:
When Stanley ruled in Gobwin Knob, and Ansom pressed him sore,
'Twas deadly Wanda counseled him to stand and fight once more.
That turn he summoned Hamster, grim warlord of renown,
A two-eyed Twoll from lawless Earth that heeds no king nor crown:
"Foul wight, obey me, your liege lord!" The monster answered, "Fool!
The one who'd use me so, must be himself a proper tool!"
Plaid Stanley, nothing daunted, rejoiced within his heart.
Aloud he cried, "I am a Tool! I serve the Titans' art!
As one by one the Arkentools are gathered to my hand,
I make myself the greatest Tool that ever walked this land!
"Yon noble lords of Jetstone, they rule by force and fraud,
And certain high-flown ladies serve a mercenary ghod:
Such tinsel glories I renounce! My instrumental rule
Begins today: no more the Plaid, I am Stanley the Tool!"
Said the uncanny warlord, "Your Toolship I can't deny.
Ready to hand, by your command I'll take Ansom or die."
Hobgobwins all, of cave or hall, you know what then befell:
Such grim and glorious feats of arms as in their turn I'll tell.
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Thanks, I ...think. Is that like The Game? Because I lost at that, too.
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