Mafia V - Return of the Narrator

[Madmal]

((well, but there are more options...
Le Poke of DOOOOOOM!! at Joos))

[Shadow]

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Summary: Joosbawx was killed by Shadow. He was the narrator.

[Jontom Xire]

Is that an admission of guilt? Does that mean you've got the Falcon then?

[Helgraf]

I was willing to co-narrate (if Joos needed it) if my character died early in the game. But I don't think we should hand the reigns off on this one just yet. It just doesn't feel right.

[Shadow]

I concur.
What's Mafia without Joos?

[CurlyKitGirl]

I concur.
What's Mafia without Joos?

Not Magia at all; especially if Helgraf dies. Remember what happened after Alarra and Helgraf died last game?

Perhaps we should wait a while longer.

*pokes Joos and anyone who knows where he lives*

[Supagoof]

Joos lives in Fargo.

Though he was last said to be in Chicago...which is where Shadow lives...hmmm.

What did you do with Joosbawx, Shadow?

((And would you unti him and let him get back to narrating this game for a bit? ))

[Eldritch Knight]

Patience, my friends.. Joos will be back in time. I'm willing to wait until he shows up.

[Shadow]

Joos lives in Fargo.

Though he was last said to be in Chicago...which is where Shadow lives...hmmm.

What did you do with Joosbawx, Shadow?

((And would you unti him and let him get back to narrating this game for a bit? ))

He's not tied up.
I ate him. Well, his liver anyway
With some fava beans and a nice chianti.

mmmmmmmm.........
Joos'y liver and chianti.....

[Andre Fairchilde]

(Does this mean that whoever has the Falcon wins? )

[Korias]

(Does this mean that whoever has the Falcon wins? )

This implies that you have the Falcon, Andre.

Because of this, I point to thee next round.

[Alarra]

Ahem. I have spoken with Sir Joosbawx...(he's not fallen off the face of the earth! le yay!)...and apparently work has gotten insane since he returned from his trip. Everything should (ideally) settle down by the middle of next week and then he'll be back.

[Helgraf]

Ahhh, a ray of hope in this grimy distasteful world.

[Vonriel]

Hey, Helgraf? This is all supposed to be ooc chatter.

[Helgraf]

Yes, it is, isn't it.

[Timberwolf]

So Shadow hasn't got him locked in his basement until Joosbawx hands over the list of roles.

[Shadow]

I don't have a basement.
He's locked an an extremely small linen closet with all my dirty socks.

That s.o.b. is holding out on me.

[Jontom Xire]

Three days since last post in this thread - just bumping to keep it alive a little longer.

[Shadow]

Don't worry.
We all have faith that Joos will be back when he's able.

[Timberwolf]

When he's given you the list and managed to chew through the ropes ?

[Shadow]

He already chewed through the ropes.
I have him bound with zip ties now, swat team style.
Let's see you chew through those from behind your back mister!

[CurlyKitGirl]

((Isn't Joos a descendant of Houdini? You'd better try better than that Shadow. You'll never get the lists out of him with those paltry methods. My sister could get ut of those. ))

[Supagoof]

Can she? Hmmm....

*Goes to tie Curly's sister up with steel cables....*

[Castaras]

;) Kinky.

No idea why, but it's still Kinky.

[CurlyKitGirl]

Re-bumps thread. Goota keep this in the limelight for a while.

[Alarra]

Joos promised to come post here today and update with what's going on.

[Joosbawx]

Resurfacing from the lightning sand of work and some minor real life issues with a deep, gasping inhale like Wesley climbing a vine in the midst of the Fire Swamp, the narrator pops in to (at least) apologize.

Hello all...very, very, very sorry for having started this and not have carried it through. However, I only ask you to be patient until after this weekend when I have my little vacation from work and recharge my batteries. Come Monday, I plan to pick up the game where we left off...UNLESS, by popular vote, you'd like to start anew from scratch. Either way is fine with me. So thanks for not stringing my up by my pinky toes (except for Shadow, of course), and lemme know whether you'd like to start from scratch or continue as is.

Also...

Wednesday is
Internation Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Yar!!!

[Castaras]

I really don't mind which way we go. Either is fine for me.

And welcome back Joos! Hope work isn't going to kill you before the weekend.

[Andre Fairchilde]

(Well, we already have our roles and I have the Falcon so I vote we continue on. But, as mentioned, I volunteer to be co-narrator if you wish...)

[Joosbawx]

But, as mentioned, I volunteer to be co-narrator if you wish...

I very well may take you up on that...