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Whether duckbunnies end up adding to the game or detracting from it basically depend on whether you're presenting them as monsters to be overcome or as critters that add a little flavor to a scene but that don't need much interacting with.
I agree with many of the unpronounceable names submitted so far. I would add the ixitxachitl, except that I'm pretty sure that that one's just pulling from, um, some South and/or Central American language that I don't want to pretend to know enough about to identify with confidence. There's a 1913 text (apparently well-known) discussing "The Myths of Mexico and Peru" that cites some work by a historian whose name includes "Ixtlilxochitl," so I feel like there's either a direct or indirect connection there. (The text in question is as uncomfortably racially insensitive as most works of the time are, especially works by Europeans discussing "exotic" non-European cultures, but there's some interesting stuff there if you can force past the discomfort of the era.)
MM2 honestly has some head-scratchers for names in it. (And for monsters as a whole, but that's a well-beaten topic for another day.) Anyone know if the julajimus is pulled from anything other than some dev's fever dreams or a really good Bluff check while trying to play a bad round of Boggle? It's kind of hard to take it seriously with a name like that.
I also absolutely hate the name of the fihyr. It's a reasonable concept for a spooky monster (at least if you ignore MM2's universally janky mechanics and basically make it up; seriously, the save-or-lose is a real nasty thing to lose to, but its sole source of damage or of doing anything bad to you other than scaring you is a bite doing 1d4-2 damage with +2 to hit? And it's a CR 3 critter? Excuse me?), but the name is godawful. I mean, okay, so it's basically a creature made out of fear and/or nightmares, but you had to call it something that is, at best, a weird pronunciation of the word "fear" (or perhaps "fire")? That's the best you could do? That's somehow more insulting than the keyboard mashes that have already been mentioned.
Accusing the writers of OA of not really being familiar with their source material is easy points, but "yuki-on-na" [sic] makes my skin crawl every time I read the name. It basically just means "snow woman" (and I do believe it pulls directly, not simply indirectly, from Japanese ghost tales and folklore, which is fine; the concept itself is not my problem), but the way they write it is awful. Onna is a single word. It means "woman" (or "female"). It's not "on-na." Just onna. It's even a single kanji. If you're writing it properly, you literally can't stick a hyphen in the middle between "on" and "na" to break it up because it's a single bloody character! ("Yuki-onna" would not have this problem.) The word simply does not work that way, and it bothers me every single time.In the Beginning Was the Word, and the Word Was Suck: A Guide to Truenamers
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Also kind of depends on the tone of your game. If you're doing grimdark, probably don't include it, but if you are ok with your players having a laugh, go for it. It's not like there aren't any other stupid monsters in 3.5.
I agree with many of the unpronounceable names submitted so far. I would add the ixitxachitl, except that I'm pretty sure that that one's just pulling from, um, some South and/or Central American language that I don't want to pretend to know enough about to identify with confidence. There's a 1913 text (apparently well-known) discussing "The Myths of Mexico and Peru" that cites some work by a historian whose name includes "Ixtlilxochitl," so I feel like there's either a direct or indirect connection there. (The text in question is as uncomfortably racially insensitive as most works of the time are, especially works by Europeans discussing "exotic" non-European cultures, but there's some interesting stuff there if you can force past the discomfort of the era.)
Accusing the writers of OA of not really being familiar with their source material is easy points, but "yuki-on-na" [sic] makes my skin crawl every time I read the name. It basically just means "snow woman" (and I do believe it pulls directly, not simply indirectly, from Japanese ghost tales and folklore, which is fine; the concept itself is not my problem), but the way they write it is awful. Onna is a single word. It means "woman" (or "female"). It's not "on-na." Just onna. It's even a single kanji. If you're writing it properly, you literally can't stick a hyphen in the middle between "on" and "na" to break it up because it's a single bloody character! ("Yuki-onna" would not have this problem.) The word simply does not work that way, and it bothers me every single time.
contentwise: klurichir. keyboard smash, non-indicative, impossible to spell, etymological gibberish, horrendous mouthfeel. 0/10. would not name.Last edited by Venger; 2018-05-20 at 12:51 PM.
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(Mostly, taken from the article on Head Injury Theater, but also from there)
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Crypt ThingDung SnakeSpoiler: Death Linen
Holy Christ, it actually says "Killer Pillow" right there.
I...I just don't know. I shouldn't have started with this one. First off, it's yet another animated cloth monster. Secondly, and most importantly, it's a FREAKING PILLOW THAT KILLS YOU. So, when this was proposed, did one of the design team of D&D say "You know Steve...I really like what you've got going with this Death Linen thing. It taps into our players' fear of laundry so elegantly. But, it needs something more. How about making it into a magic pillow that eats people while they sleep! That hasn't been done before has it?"
Oh, if only that were true.
The "Cushion Fungus" is another pillow-themed creature that puts you to sleep and digests your face while you snuggle against its soft velvet lining.Llort, Nilbog, and ScroSpoiler: Hollyphant
Ah, the Hollyphant. Nothing says "The HOLY HELL IS THAT?" quite like a two foot tall flying elephant that's covered in fur. While not the goofiest monster on the list, this particular monster has appeared in more Monster Manuals and Critter Guides than you can imagine. Even if it is based on some sort of mythical thing...it's an elephant. with wings. covered in fur. that's 2 feet tall. I bet he tastes delicious.Spoiler: Monkey BeesSpoiler: OwlephantSpoiler: PeltastSpoiler: Sheet FungusSpoiler: Slaymate and CarrionetteSpoiler: Space Swine (Pigs. In. Spaaaaaaaaace.)Spoiler: SquarkTarrasqueSpoiler: SullSpoiler: UmplebyIt's Bigfoot, covered in shag carpet, who attacks you by rubbing his feet on the ground to generate static cling. I couldn't make this up if I tried.Spoiler: VaporighuSpoiler: WebbirdSpoiler: XaverSpoiler: Zorbo
This mention reminded me of that place from the "Bill, the Galactic Hero...":... that noisome noise? He looked up, and was immediately stricken by quivering, shaking, quaking fear. Descending quickly from the sky, its black form obscuring the sun, was a monstrous bird shedding mites the size of grapefruit. Wrapped around its neck were gigantic speakers. The result was a frightening avian ghetto blaster mutation! And was that the Phigerinadon II national anthem it was playing? "In Awe We Kiss the Emperor's Big Toe. Pyakh." No it wasn't. It was an archaeological treasure from the dawn of time sung by Elvis Pelvis. "Omigod!" cried Bill. "What is it?" "It's a Rocker!" cried Irma.
Also, for this thread is a well-fitting quote from the Castle Greyhawk:
Beyond this door lies the most dreaded land ever discovered, the plane of Silly and Unused Monsters. This is nerd monster central. The achaierai, almi’raj’s, ascomoids, atomies, axe beaks, basidironds, berbalangs, boggarts (not Humphrey, though), boggles, boobries, bookas, brain moles, brownies, bullywugs , bunyips, carbuncles, cerebral parasites, clubnelts, denzelians, diakka, dire corbies, ear seekers, eblis (storkmen), envelopers, ettercaps, flail snails (in abundance), flumphs (prime food source here), foo creatures, forlarrens, fungi, gallbits, gibbering mouthers, gorbels, elemental grues, gryphs, generic herd animals, hollyphants, intellect devourers, jellies, jermlaine, khargas, killlmoulis, larvas, luck eaters, mephits, minimals (make the party bigger), mites, modrons (except Primus), morkoths, myconids (fungus heads), norkers, opinicus, oozes, osquips, pech, pedipalpi, puddings, rust monsters (who can respect a creature with a propeller?), scarecrows, screaming devilkins, slimes, snyads, solifugids, stench kows, tasloi, thorks, thought eaters, tiraphegs, trillochs, tweens, unplebies, vegepygmies, vulchlings, witherstenches, and xvarts all infest the oceans and lands of this seemingly endless plane. They are led by a fat little nilbog.
Most of these creatures have retired here due to lack of interest, lack of serious fear portrayed by their enemies, or outright contempt and humiliation. They eat rutabagas ("the vanishing vegetable") and flumphs. They have the usual chances for equally wimpy treasure should the party be that desperate.Last edited by ShurikVch; 2018-05-20 at 03:28 PM.
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Since we've mentioned Svirfneblin I'll add Tiefling. Not because it's particularly illogical or difficult, but because many German natives believe it to be a translation, whereas I've heard English natives without any knowledge of German produce something like [taɪflɪŋ], which kind of drives me up the walls. In short, it's apparently a confusing name.
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This one's always bothered me too. Though it does have the one slight association of being another monster that turns things to stone, although it does so in an entirely different way and has nothing else in common. (Edit: and modrons and balors have the same problem)
These three are from cribbed from mythology and folklore. "bugbear" IIRC, is related to the words "boogyman" and "bugaboo" and has roughly the same meaningLast edited by Bohandas; 2018-05-20 at 08:59 PM.
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WotC is guilty of a few of these language manglings themselves. I remember somewhere, I believe it might be in the pronunciation guide, seeing that they said bulette should be pronounced "boo-lay" based on a very incorrect understanding of french.
I find the Ramfish to be rather un-creatively name (and rather un-creatively designed, for that matter).Kolyarut Avatar by Potatocubed.
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you are correct they were too stupid to know how french works. and it is in fact named after the snl skit.
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Ha! These videos are pretty interesting. I had no idea Gygax didn't like Magic Users.
I'm gonna toss in Gnoll. The original name was already a silly portmanteau (of gnome and troll because they were... that ), but now they're hyena people. Which leads me to question why their name is a portmanteau of gnome and troll.Avatar by linklele
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A good number of the demons and devils (especially in later books) have names that are, at least for me, entirely unpronounceable and which I always have to check the spelling on three times and still get it wrong.
Also, if we can call villains monsters, pretty much any named villain in a published adventure will have some utterly ridiculous fantasy name.Last edited by Obscuraphile; 2018-05-22 at 01:24 AM.
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I highly advise you watch the full 2 hour interview in that series. It's fascinating stuff.
I hate the names of demons. Devils, at least, will usually have a common name, so if you don't feel like calling him a barbazu, you can just say "beard devil" but there is no such mercy with the xerfilstyx, another keyboard smash that's paired with an appropriately stupid monster: a horned, shrek-eared dennis rodman's upper body atop a fuchsia slug with red lee's press on nails, bat wings with fuzzy pink fur trim, and a sword made of wood that's so fab even it has earrings. somehow, he can scoot along at 50 feet, plus fly (fine) swim (uhhhh) and burrow (what the junk) and if he sits on you or breathes on you, you lose your memory. Plus like all 3.0 monsters he has an enormous list of powerful, random slas and a big grab bag of immunities in addition to all his baatezu goodies.I've got a new fantasy TTRPG about running your own fencing school in a 3 musketeers pastiche setting. Book coming soon.
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From Fiend Folio, though not a fiend: The maulgoth. Somebody really, really should have pronounced that out loud and then looked at the mental image they got, then changed it to something else.
Shame, because it's actually not a half bad Shapechange or Aberration Wild Shape form. Pretty good stats, and it's abilities aren't too bad even if you have to miss out on it's bbaffling array of SLAs.Avatar by TinyMushroom.
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This is more like a maul goth: https://tinyurl.com/yct77mj3
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He looks like John Carpenter's "The Thing" when it turned into the dog with a lamprey mouth and a bunch of rocks coming out of his back.
He's got constrict, impgrab, the usual 3.0 grab bag of slas, alongside dr 30, perfect climbing, and xorn movement
his really weird ability is ethereal jolt. he can punch you into the ethereal plane (fortneg)
but he has no power to follow you or affect you once you're there. thanks, I guess, maulgoth
no flight, no ranged attacks, so he's kind of a joke at cr17. maybe he kicks me into the astral plane to protect himself.Last edited by Venger; 2018-05-22 at 11:56 PM.
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Make it a reasonable problem - but not a threat to life. The farmland has been overrun by duckbunnies, which eat the crops, cause erosion, and cause other problems.
[Look up rabbits in Australia to understand the dangers of an invasive species whose members are not individually powerful.]
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Getting back to the topic, which is "Awful Monster Names". [It really is. Go back and look.]
The worst example I can come up with is "dinosaur", which means "terrible lizard", for a creature related to birds, not lizards.
Specific examples include Ankylosaurus, Apatosaurus, Brontosaurus, Stegosaurus, Tyrannosaurus Rex, etc.Last edited by Jay R; 2018-05-23 at 09:03 AM.
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Speaking of which, the Wolfwere. It's a reverse werewolf that turns into a human when the moon is full and is immune to silver. It's basically a big "screw you" to players who've memorized the first monster manual.
Bulette. Because it's pronounced WHAT again?
Aside from having a stupid name, Flumphs are also remarkably stupid. They're floating disks with tentacles and basically behave like paladins?!
Have we mentioned the wolf-in-sheeps-clothing yet? Nothing to do with wolves or sheep, but it's a tree stump with a bunny attached to it (the bunny is part of the monster) that sprouts tentacles and eats you...Guide to the Magus, the Pathfinder Gish class.
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No mention of the Tendriculos? It's just a bad pun.
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