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I thought old english was proto-germanic?
on-topic, and semi-related: jackalwere (man there are a lot of 3.0 monsters in this thread)
you're not a werejackal. you're something else. you just also can turn into a jackal, hybrid, or any humanoid. not like a werejackal at all. also you shoot lasers out of your eyes to put people to sleep. a symbolic power associated with jackals ever since ancient egypt.I've got a new fantasy TTRPG about running your own fencing school in a 3 musketeers pastiche setting. Book coming soon.
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2018-05-23, 03:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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No, not in the sense I'm speaking of. If by proto-germanic you mean a predecessor to the modern Germanic language spoken today, yes, in a sense. You start to run into issues of documentation very quickly in this sort of thing, however there was a language that linguistic historians actually refer to as Proto-Germanic. Old English is to the Proto-Germanic language as English is to Old English. The term 'were' or more properly the term that turned into the term 'were' was first seen in the Proto-Germanic tongue.
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2018-05-23, 04:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-05-23, 04:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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This is made more confusing by the fact that the art for the creature is, if anything, far more reminiscent of the spotted hyena
Spoiler: If not that explain these spots
Well maybe the very next monster, the jackal lord, can show us how it's done.
Spoiler: Nope, though he does show us how to be stylish
That's certainly not what a jackal looks like. I suppose it's meant to evoke Anubis, who is sometimes described as jackal-headed. But jackals don't have black heads, and Anubis only exists for reference in Faerun, so that doesn't work too well.
The point is that neither monster looks like this
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2018-05-23, 04:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-05-23, 06:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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"Were" has been used to mean both "male human" and "human".
Etymology is not definition, or "digital computing" would mean counting on your fingers.
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2018-05-23, 07:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Aren't they kinda related to both? And what's so bad about those names?
(Also, weren't Apatosaurus and Brontosaurus, actually, the same animal?)
I'm kinda surprised Hydra wasn't in your list
Because, look:- It have poisonous tentacles
- It have regeneration on par with Ooze's Split ability
- It's everliving, and never aging
Oh yeah - because of Lernaean Hydra. (And it was nerfed to the ground - no god-killing venom, and no immortality )
Some jokes:
Spoiler: Half-Elf, Half-Orc, and all other "Half-..." races which aren't have any other name... like this...
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The designers of the hydra try to bait you into cutting off its heads by giving them some of the higher values for fast healing (especially those at the lower CRs).
This is also like the one time you can do something legitimately useful with the Weapon and Torch feat, though with the threshold only being reached a third of the time, you've got to ask yourself do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?Kolyarut Avatar by Potatocubed.
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2018-05-23, 08:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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In linguistics, "proto-language" usually refers to a language that doesn't exist in the sense that we can't properly prove it, only reconstruct it, i.e. a kind of hypothetical progenitor. Old English is no such thing, as we have surviving texts written in it, like Beowulf.
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2018-05-23, 08:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Abrian (FF): "Hey look everyone, it's a Brian!".
Aventi (St): brings back memories of high school Italian classes: https://tinyurl.com/yde6xs6x
Blue (XPH): I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa. Such an awful, awful song.
Carcass Crab (ECS): Monster, or brutal death metal act?
Chilblain (Fr): Near epic level monster, or skin condition?
Corpse Gatherer (MM2): Now playing on a double bill with Carcass Crab!
Deathbringer/Deathdrinker/Deathshrieker: I'm sensing a theme here...
Fomorian / Formian: Ketchup, catsup? (Yes, I'm aware of the mythological origins of Formorians).
Gaspar (PlH): let the poor thing catch it's breath already!
Ghargatula (BoVD): sounds like some kind of Lovecraftian kitchen utensil.
Hoary Hunter (ELH): if only he has some kind of, I don't know, Hoary Steed?
Horrid Animal (ECS): https://tinyurl.com/y7su8o5p https://tinyurl.com/ybmahs65
Justicator (MM3): Sounds like a villain or hero from Power Rangers.
I don't mind nonsense/made up names as such, but some are just awful and/or difficult to pronounce:
- Aoa (FF)
- Artaaglith (Gh)
- Bheur (UE)
- Bulezau (FC1) (it's a shame, I actually like the monster a lot)
- Cavvekan (RoF)
- Chraal (MM3)(again, a shame because I like the monster)
- Faerzress-Infused Creature (Und)
- Fihyr (MM2) (yeah, we get it, it's fear...RME)
- Folugub (XPH)
- Gadacro (MM5)
- Geriviar (MM3)
- Guecubu (FC1) (the kids can call you HoJu)
- Hashalaq Quori (SoS)
- Hobyah (Standing Stone)
- Hunefer (ELH)
- Ixzan (LEoF)
- Kelvezu (MM2)
- Kuldurath (FF)
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Pazio's Starfinder (PF in spaaaaaace) has the usual problem of attempting to fill a 3.x style MM with 'alien' species. They manage a couple of interesting non-humans among the general slew of humans with rubber foreheads/arm extensions/fake ears. But they really have an issue with names...
wrikreechee
shobhad
reptoid
frujai
and of course... space goblins.
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2018-05-24, 01:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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OK, let's flip the script a bit. (This may warrant its own thread.) We've got complaints about monsters that pull their names from outside mythology/folklore, we've got complaints about monsters that just make up gibberish names, and we've got complaints about monsters whose names are basically just everyday words in some kind of combination.
Now, I recognize that not all of those complaints are coming from the same people at the same time, but still, that does seem to leave us with relatively few options. Just for the sake of discussion, what GOOD options are there for naming fantasy critters (which, I will remind you, do not exist and are often being made up on the spot with no real frame of reference)?In the Beginning Was the Word, and the Word Was Suck: A Guide to Truenamers
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It would be confusing to post both kinds of names in the same thread. post good monster names over here instead
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The Abrian is the gift that keeps on giving. Not only does it name sound like some dudes name, I'd forgotten that the monster is an evil, intelligent, shrieking ostrich form the Abyss. I couldn't make this stuff up!
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2018-05-24, 02:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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Man, I love forgettable 3.0 monsters that are just goofy looking animals and then at the end it throws in "also they are evil so it's ok when you grind them into hamburger meat in droves to xp grind" like another funny monster with a stupid name, the legacied catoblepas he just hangs out and eats grass and is a big long-necked cow who won't give you any trouble except once a month he goes into a lunar madness, tears through the countryside like a lowland reiver, and shoots death rays out of his eyes.
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Note also the tiny human arms. They randomly also happen to be one of the lower ECL ways of being a magical beast (the lowest one that I know of discounting creatures that only have cohort LA, and cheesing it via Aspect of the Wolf+Awaken/Planar Familiar). I was going to use a Zargon/Juiblex* cult with a lot of Abrian members as bad guys in a game I was running a while back, but they only showed up once at a slave market before the campaign died.
Speaking of magical beasts with cohort LA, Tressym bothers me a little. It doesn't look like it should be hard to pronounce (like some of the demon names that have come up) but is. The other LA +0 (Cohort) magical beast, the Beguiler, has a name that doesn't really describe what it's actual abilities are, but the old joke of the Beguiler Beguiler gets it a pass.
*Though it's far from the worst offender among demon names, my brain really wants it to be Jubilex, so might as well call attention to it as well.Last edited by WhamBamSam; 2018-05-24 at 03:19 AM.
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I love that even though the Abrian's arm is tiny, it's still totally jacked. They must lift tiny weights in their spare time.
On the subject of Juiblex, you're not alone. In the web enhancement for BoVD, Monte himself calls the Faceless Lord Jubilex. I have the memory of somewhere, though I can't recall where, him even being referred to as Jubiblex.Kolyarut Avatar by Potatocubed.
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