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2021-12-31, 09:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2018
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- Belgium
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You put your one hand in
You put your one hand out
You put your one hand in
And you shake it all aboutClacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2021-12-31, 09:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2005
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Gerry's reputation for parking mishaps was so bad that even the local wildlife pitched in to help.
78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
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2022-01-01, 09:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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- London, UK
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2022-01-02, 05:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2008
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- Hudson Valley, NY
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Oh, how I miss celebrating the holidays at Studio 54...
"We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett
Avatar by Tannhaeuser
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2022-01-02, 07:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2005
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To sleep - perchance to dream: aye, there's a spot!
78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
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2022-01-03, 06:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2018
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- Belgium
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Hey you, with the curly hair. Pour some of that stuff this way, will you?"
Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2022-01-03, 10:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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- London, UK
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"Will these be enough to satisfy Him, do you think?"
... "Let's drug a few more partygoers just to make sure. Remember: to attain greatness, you must make great sacrifices"Last edited by paddyfool; 2022-01-06 at 01:47 AM.
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2022-01-03, 11:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2018
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- Belgium
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If you're going to San Fransisco,
Summertime will be a love-in there...Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2022-01-03, 10:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2013
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2022-01-04, 02:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2018
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- Belgium
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Pretty lights and colours...
Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2022-01-08, 11:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2008
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- Hudson Valley, NY
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"We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett
Avatar by Tannhaeuser
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2022-01-09, 07:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2005
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Thanks!
By popular demand of my fellow werewolf hunters:
78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
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2022-01-09, 07:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
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- Germany
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2022-01-09, 10:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2018
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- Belgium
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Don't worry, he's just joking around... right?
Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2022-01-09, 10:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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- London, UK
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So it turns out that it's a bit tricky to train a wolf to be a dentist, even if it's just to treat other wolves.
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Oh grandmother, what big teeth you have!
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2022-01-09, 11:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2013
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2022-01-09, 02:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2013
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- Slovakia
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"BWAINNFFFFF"
"NO, Pete. I told you, we're going to Bear's halloween party as Virginia and Leonard, stop with this zombie stuff!"
"HUNNY...GAH FMFING B'WEEN MAH TEEF."
"That's my mother, honey. Let her go."Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune
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2022-01-09, 03:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2018
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- Belgium
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"Easy Akela."
"That Mowgli kid really tests my patience some days."Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2022-01-09, 05:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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- London, UK
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Wolfie McWolfson didn't get many return customers for his signature head massages.
Last edited by paddyfool; 2022-01-10 at 02:20 PM.
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2022-01-10, 08:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2018
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- Belgium
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If I eat you I get your superpowers.
Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2022-01-10, 10:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2008
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- Hudson Valley, NY
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"Jacob, I just asked for a little foreplay...not forehead play...."
"We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett
Avatar by Tannhaeuser
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2022-01-11, 05:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2013
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2022-01-12, 05:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2018
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- Belgium
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I told you my teeth are big enough to eat Red Riding Hood.
Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2022-01-12, 06:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2013
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- Slovakia
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What else can you do when you are a famous opera singer and your biggest fan is deaf in one ear and 3/4 deaf in the other...?
The forest circus was not such a big hit with people. Especially when they saw the badly rehearsed "...and now I will stick my head into this wolf's mouth!".Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune
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2022-01-12, 06:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2018
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- Belgium
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Red Riding Hood test... check.
Now on to the three little pigs... start huffin' and puffin', Jim.Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2022-01-12, 08:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2008
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- Hudson Valley, NY
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"Yeah, right there....above the eyebrow....oooh ....that's the spot! Yes! Thank you! I couldn't reach that itch all day & it was driving me crazy!"
"We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett
Avatar by Tannhaeuser
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2022-01-12, 08:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2013
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- Slovakia
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Little known fact: Akela was, in fact, a terrible kisser.
Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune
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2022-01-14, 11:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2022
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- The Planet Oasis
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Werewolf Zombie: Not as Scary as You Would Think
(Hey! Maybe check out my comic?)
It's not my fault I was born straight into the future.
Avatar by smutmulch!
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2022-01-16, 08:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2005
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78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
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2022-01-16, 04:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2013
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- Slovakia
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Gah! What??? Okay, okay. I can do this. A picture is worth 1000 words, they say. Let's see how many words you got for this one:
No cheating and watching the wonderfully crazy original series before posting a caption!
EDIT: If it's not showing, let me know. Will upload it somewhere. Also, yes, that IS a chicken clamped in a lathe, with a gas burner and three candles. Sorry for the poor quality, can't find a good one from this scene.Last edited by Lacco; 2022-01-16 at 04:52 PM.
Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune