Caption This Returns

[Pex]

The war between the eagles and owls heats up as the eagle air force attacks the Statue Of Owl Victory.

[Lacco]

Thou hast been judged!

Third place:

The war between the eagles and owls heats up as the eagle air force attacks the Statue Of Owl Victory.

...yes, the owl has seen too much war. Look at its eyes.

Second place:

As the groupies flocked around him, I heard one of them shriek, "It's really him! It's Robin Hood!"

...Robin Whoo?

First place:

“Here we see another adventurer in the midst of succumbing to the curse of enchickening; see how his legs are already fully transformed. Shortly after this he was no longer able to hold his weapon and became easy meat with which to feed your armies, Dark Lord Sanders.”

“Poor, hapless adventurer. Once you were lawful good, now you’re just finger-lickin’…”

Finger-lickin' enchickening!

Paddyfool: you're up!

[paddyfool]

Thank you for the appreciation Lacco!

How about a bit of classic D&D art from the pen of David C Sutherland?

[Lacco]

The Fabulous Tens were a mercenary unit known for their style and tendencies to overdo the decorations on their armor and shields. They were also known as the only mercenary unit that won a battle by making the enemy lose by default: the enemy laughed so hard they could not fight.

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"Hey, sarge... why does a smart guy like you serve in this unit?"
"I was king's closest advisor and I laughed out loud when he farted. So I got this decorative sword and armor that limits my vision and hearing. You?"
"Wrote a couplet about king's daughter. And lollygagging."
"Not bad. At least you got a crossbow."
"It's an arbalest. It shoots small water baloons."

King's most favourite cannon fodder squad "the troublemakers" wore a special uniforms. As a punishment.

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Death by Glamour: oD&D edition

[farothel]

The sword that can be used for everything. Sawing wood, opening beer bottles, opening tin cans. Oh, and stabbing people.

[Scarlet Knight]

"Who would imagine that, I, Yan Koryani, the finest marksman in the land, would be so reduced to this! I cannot even afford shoes!"
"Stop whining! Her Ladyship desires Dire Goose for supper. You just have to kill it. I, unfortunately, have to prepare it!"

[Pex]

The magic shield made from Roc hide did not work as planned.

[farothel]

"A bit to the left. The left, you idiot."

"Damn intelligent shield."

[Lacco]

"Sir, our field evaluations came in. The sword is very popular... at scratching backs. However, the pavise shield... it has one disadvantage which makes almost all soldiers dislike it."
"And what is it?"
"Opening at the crotch level."

[paddyfool]

"Sir, our field evaluations came in. The sword is very popular... at scratching backs. However, the pavise shield... it has one disadvantage which makes almost all soldiers dislike it."
"And what is it?"
"Opening at the crotch level."

We have a winner! Take it away (again) Lacco!

[Lacco]

Thank you!

Now for something completely strange:



An AI generated dungeon comic with empty bubbles. Any ideas for the text, guys?

(let me know if I should choose another picture in case this one's too bad; just wanted to see)

[Scarlet Knight]

1) Meanwhile, deep below the city...
2) "This place is crawling with kobolds!"
3) "If I could only get back to the treasury..."
4) "... and complete my mission..."
5) "Finally. Do you have what I requested?"
6) "I have! Lockpick...XL..,from your beloved....Baldur's Gate!"

[Pex]

John Cage's tenure as a newspaper comic artist did not last long.

[paddyfool]

Caption one: The way of the murderhobo
Speech bubble one: “For loot and XP”
Speech bubble two: “Hello undead monstrosity, you look like XP”
Speech bubble three: “I died once already, can’t a guy catch a break?”
Speech bubble four: “No, I’m not a mimic, why do you ask?”
Speech bubble five: “Loot! A mithril butter knife!”

[Lacco]

Sunday's here and my randomly-generated experiment ends with the victory of mithril butter knife!



paddyfool! You're up!

[paddyfool]

Ok, here we go with a bit more classic D&D art:

[Scarlet Knight]

"Why yes! I AM Sicilian! How did you guess?"

[Lacco]

"Tell me your GM has goat foot phobia AND fetish at once without telling me your GM has a goat foot phobia AND fetish..."

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...it was considered only mildly inappropriate in the Time Travellers club to attempt to travel back in time to explain Pokémon to Gary Gygax...

[Pex]

Lovecraft Street is brought to you today by the number 5.

[farothel]

During the creation of the world
Creator: 'Sorry, we've run out of body. But I do have a promotion on legs.'
creature: 'I guess...'

[paddyfool]

Lovecraft Street is brought to you today by the number 5.

You’re up next, Pex!

(Incidentally, I’d meant to post artwork of the Roving Mauler, although I may have inadvertently picked up a pic of something slightly different as the roving mauler has lion’s feet https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buer_(demon) )

[Pex]

[farothel]

Elvis is back in da house.

[Lacco]

"Talk to the hand!"

"Okay, which one? Right, right-right, left or left-left?"

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"Who's next on the checklist?"

"Seraphim: six wings and covered in eyes. Check?"

"Check. Next?"

"Fingeraphim: two wings, too many fingers. Check?"

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When you draw "Angel Elvis wielding a revolver at the heaven's doors and pidgeons" without ever seeing Elvis, angels, revolvers or pidgeons based just on what people tell you...

[Scarlet Knight]

"And lo, an angel did appear, bringing glad tidings. 'For you, Smallville, are by no means the least of the fly over states. For out of you, a Son of Krypton has come forth, who will shepherd the people in Truth, Justice, and the American Way.' "

[farothel]

Elvis, by chatGPT.

[Bohandas]

"Christ is The King"

[paddyfool]

“Wise men say
Only fools rush in
But I can't help falling in love with you
Shall I stay?
Would it be a sin
Should I dare the wrath of heaven for you?”

They say angels have fallen from heaven for many reasons. But “doing one last concert” was a new one.

[farothel]

Maybe the genetic manipulation of new Space Marines has gone a bit too far.

[paddyfool]

The use of advanced robotics to ensure a nightly Elvis concert into perpetuity was not a winning proposition for a certain Las Vegas casino - especially when the winged Elvis android decided to imitate the actions of fictional predecessors from Westworld to Terminator.