Haruki's Historically Hilarious Honey-covered Random Banter #94

[North]

Not a coffee fan. I prefer hot chocolate mixed with Egg Nog. I dunno coffees just too bitter for me.

[RandomLogic]

I'll drink a cup of coffee at work on occasion to keep me awake, but other than that I don't drink it.

I tend only to tea if I'm sick, otherwise for warm drinks its Hot Cocoa or Apple Cider.... mmmmm apply cider...

Also I suppose Irish Coffee is an exception, I'll drink those on St Pats like no tomorrow!

[Zakama]

OK. I've been staying up way to late recently, so here's what I'm going to do. I'm telling all you that I will be in bed by 1 o'clock, and if I'm not, tomorrow you all get to lynch me and I am publicly shamed. Sound like a plan?

[Skippy]

You forget who you're dealing with. You'll get lynched anyway.

[Raiser Blade]

OMG! Skippy is a wolf!

Point at Radikalskippy

[Zar Peter]

Yay! Lynching! Bring us the body, we make it a corpse. And then we divide up the innards and outards (or how these things are called anyway)

[North]

Random bandwagon!

Points at Skippy!

[Zombie pixe]

ooooooooh bandwagon

-random and well put together RP post which jsut happens to contain Skippy's name in red.-

[CurlyKitGirl]

I hate my French teacher. She sets us stupid niggling bits of tat to do. Four pieces a week. We only have four lessons a week.
And noone is to spout that: It's for your own edcation, it must help' rubbish. We can see it but if you're set a fair amount of homeowrk or none at all each week you'd rather have a moderate sized piece to do.
Half of us barely remember the ten phrases we have to translate or whatever because it's so small you either say "I'll do it after this large piece of work for [insert]" or you just plain forget about it because it's so small.
She's so patronising and condescending too.
And I spent my half hour dog walk composing a lenghty and elegant curse just for her. All in my head, and it's so well thought out over the months that if she pushes me too far she'll get a ten minute Curly rant of darkness and pure unstoppable anger.

[Mordokai]

*lynches* Energy drinks are completely dreadful. And red bull is too expensive, too.

I'm not sure how much you know about our stores, but Mercator has this really similar beverage to Red bull. Same affect, only half the price. And I love it

Let me say this again. And I know the effect of the following words:

Coffee sucks!

Also...

*points at radikalskippy*

[Ceska]

I'm not sure how much you know about our stores, but Mercator has this really similar beverage to Red bull. Same affect, only half the price. And I love it

I know, same in Austria. I think there's one even cheaper than just half price.

Coffee sucks!

*burns at stake*

Coffee is addictive! Without coffee I can't get active anymore. I get headache in the afternoon without my daily morning cup of coffee.

And I drink it without sugar and just a little milk. I don't want it to taste too good so I must not drink too much of it.

Good. I myself drink it with a bit of sugar and quite a bit of milk, but I love milk too much not to.

[wadledo]

Don't go to the dark side curly, they have horrible dental!

Also, coffee is Meh.
Tea in the mornings, hot coocoo in the winter, water/soda in the summer.
My life is simple like that.

[Mordokai]

*burns at stake*

Join me, why won't you? It's so nice and comfy up here. And as luck would have it, there is just a place for one more person

[Skippy]

Day ends

(Long post filled with RP regarding the death of Radikalskippy)

Summary: Radikalskippy was lynched. He was the Baner. The town is doomed. DOOMED, I TELL YOU!

[Haruki-kun]

Day ends

(Long post filled with RP regarding the death of Radikalskippy)

Summary: Radikalskippy was lynched. He was the Baner. The town is doomed. DOOMED, I TELL YOU!

No! We lost our Baner! And my co-narrator! I'm doomed!

[CurlyKitGirl]

Day ends

(Long post filled with RP regarding the death of Radikalskippy)

Summary: Radikalskippy was lynched. He was the Baner. The town is doomed. DOOMED, I TELL YOU!

"Bwahahahahahaha! You fools. You lynched your one protection from diabolical French teachers and their homework. Now watch as I turn to the dark sode and lay a curse upon her"

As a result of her eternal torment and her subsequent tormenting of her French teacher - including cursing her with endless terror filled nights - Curly turned to the Dark Side; ate all their cookies and flooded the world with inane French homework.

I think I'll just not bother to do any of half term. That's simple enough.

[Skippy]

"Bwahahahahahaha! You fools. You lynched your one protection from diabolical French teachers and their homework. Now watch as I turn to the dark sode and lay a curse upon her"

As a result of her eternal torment and her subsequent tormenting of her French teacher - including cursing her with endless terror filled nights - Curly turned to the Dark Side; ate all their cookies and flooded the world with inane French homework.

I think I'll just not bother to do any of half term. That's simple enough.

Nooo!! Not the Frenchmen!!! They will taunt us!!!

Oh, wait. I am dead already. I don't care.

[Mordokai]

"With thebaner dead, we can now finally devour this pathetic worms, muahahaha! It will be so much fun, I can feel it!

....

Wait, did I say that out loud? Hehehe, I was just kidding you guys. I'm one of you, honestly, you have to believe me!"

[EmeraldRose]

Raiser was obviously attempting to get the baner out of the way, so he could pick the villagers apart one by one...therefore only one thing remained to do...

*point at Raiser*

It's amazing the things people will use as logic these days, isn't it...

Also, coffee is wonderful for the morning...warm and yummy! Black is the usual preference for me, although I will at times pick up one of those containers of flavored creamer to have with it. My usual is Irish Creme, though I will at times try others. At the moment (since my Irish creme was all out) I'm trying southern pecan...or something. It's ok, not too icky sweet.

[Haruki-kun]

Also, coffee is wonderful for the morning...warm and yummy! Black is the usual preference for me, although I will at times pick up one of those containers of flavored creamer to have with it. My usual is Irish Creme, though I will at times try others. At the moment (since my Irish creme was all out) I'm trying southern pecan...or something. It's ok, not too icky sweet.

I differ, EmeraldRose. I can't stand coffee black. It would be easier if I could. But I like it with a lot of stuff, like Hazelnut, caramel, chocolate, cookies.....

...........Great, now I want a coffee.

You know what? Sugar Rocks.

[Raiser Blade]

I would take hot chocolate over coffee any day.

Raiser was obviously attempting to get the baner out of the way, so he could pick the villagers apart one by one...therefore only one thing remained to do...

*point at Raiser*

>.>
<.<

*flee*

[wadledo]

To pause the rantings about coffee and death for a moment:

My brain no worky with maths.
Is 25g of Sodium Cloride 3 Moles using the formula
25g | 1 Mole
23Na|35.4Cl

This is a message from the make sure wadlys head don't explode fund.

Also, coffee can bite my furry green arm.

[EmeraldRose]

To go back to the coffee subject ( ) I forgot the other point of my post...in the evenings, I prefer to drink tea. Lately I've been having Spiced Mandarin Orange tea, though I also have one that is a pomegranate and somthing else mixture...it's...interesting. Green tea is always a favorite of mine.

[Mordokai]

My brain no worky with maths.
Is 25g of Sodium Cloride 3 Moles using the formula
25g | 1 Mole
23Na|35.4Cl

If you could post that in a form that I will be able to understand I might actually be able to help you

[wadledo]

If you could post that in a form that I will be able to understand I might actually be able to help you

See, this is why I dislike all of my maths teachers.
Including science teachers who do maths.

Apparently it's something like [(Top 1 * Top 2)/(Bottom 1*Bottom 2)]*100
Though my mind just pulled a minesweeper out of nowhere, so I apologize for posting the question in the first place.

[Mordokai]

You want to know a percentage of sodium and chloride in one gram of salt?

Am I reading this right?

[wadledo]

I have no clue.
I just nod and do the math.
*Looks in wikipedia*
I don't think so.
Because wouldn't that be 100%?
And now I can only think in simple sentences.
Drat.

[EmeraldRose]

*attempts to rescue Wadledo from minimalist thinking*

Quick, jump in this bag of holding! It'll get you away from the logic...

[wadledo]

Sweet death!
What relief you be!
* jumps into the bag *

.....Cozy.

[RandomLogic]

To pause the rantings about coffee and death for a moment:

My brain no worky with maths.
Is 25g of Sodium Cloride 3 Moles using the formula
25g | 1 Mole
23Na|35.4Cl

Here is how it works, you are trying to find how many moles of NaCl are in 25g of it. So you add up the weight of one molecule of stuff, in this case 1 of Na and 1 of Cl. so 23+35.4 = 58.4 g per mole. So one mole of NaCl will weigh 58.4g (1 mole * 58.4g / mole = 58.4 g) So you have (25g / 58.4 g / mole = .428 mols of NaCl.

You started out right with the division, but you need to find the molecular weight.

Hope that helps!