Haruki's Historically Hilarious Honey-covered Random Banter #94

[Ranna]

shellfish properlly creep me out, i cant help but stare in a "oh thats so gross" manner when seeing people eat them at restaurants

[North]

Does that mean that you will split your Pron with someone else

[Zar Peter]

Could you make your prons somewhere else? I can't stand the smell!

[Raiser Blade]

Innuendo senses... tingling.

[Ya Ta Hey!]

Elton John is killing my town with his death army of fans. Seriously, everything within a mile is under this sort of traffic cop martial law, tickets are beign scalped for over a thousand dollars, and trying to go against the foot traffic flow on the sidewalks is like the wildebeast stampede in the Lion King.

Even the forces of nature are getting invovled in trying to thwart His Pinkness by dumping three feet of snow.

[Shas aia Toriia]

I couldn't help but notice you're all misspelling the word "prawn" (which are delicious, mind you)

[Semidi]

I couldn't help but notice you're all misspelling the word "prawn" (which are delicious, mind you)

Oh, I thought we were all misspelling the word "porn." Though if everyone means prawn then I've really misread all of these posts.

[Zombie pixe]

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, its a naughty word! dont say it

[Zar Peter]

Prawn? Yes, very naughty! I really hate this word, don't say it out loud!

[Zombie pixe]

you have no idea...

[Ranna]

you have no idea...

oo the way u say that is so ominous gives me chills

[phoenixineohp]

I survived the wood shop! Yay! All my fingers and skin intact! This makes me happy. (And no, I didn't change my sex or gender in the middle of it either, thank you very much. I'm one of the few here who is sticking with what they've got. )

And now I get to wait a few minutes for the mask face to go away a little, and then there is a tea with my name on it. Maybe some food too. Mmmm... food.

[EmeraldRose]

Hmmm...that raises a serious question...what to make for dinner tonight?

Can't order pizza, did that last night. Hot dogs were for lunch, don't want that again...

I suppose I could just ask the kiddo and see what he wants...but I figure he'll say pizza or hot dogs...

This is when I need one of those shows that sends you in a chef to make your dinner for you.

[Ranna]

i would love a chef, all the ideas on food all the making it

i am convinced my life would be alot better with my own personal chef

never gonna happen though =(

why dont u try a lasagne

[Rawhide]

i would love a chef, all the ideas on food all the making it

i am convinced my life would be alot better with my own personal chef

never gonna happen though =(

why dont u try a lasagne

You could always marry one. I know someone who did that... They always had the best social events.

[North]

I survived the wood shop! Yay! All my fingers and skin intact! This makes me happy. (And no, I didn't change my sex or gender in the middle of it either, thank you very much. I'm one of the few here who is sticking with what they've got. )

And now I get to wait a few minutes for the mask face to go away a little, and then there is a tea with my name on it. Maybe some food too. Mmmm... food.

Well changing gender would have been... awkward. What exactly were you pushing the wood with

I had pizza and a cinnabon for lunch.... mmmm..... healthy!

[Skippy]

My uncle is a chef. I loved going to their place to eat, and we were invited a lot of times. But now they moved and they live in France. So I can't go visit them as often as I'd like...

[EmeraldRose]

Ok, so after all this time, I'm actually considering making a Town character. Yeah, I know, where'd this come from? Well, I've read bits a pieces in Town and played on the fringes (Nacho Army vs Cookie Revolution) waaaay back, but I've never actually made myself into a character....

So, I'm intrigued.

[Skippy]

Ah, the Nacho Army and the Cookie Revolution... I remember it...

That was the first time I posted somewhere outside the OotS forum...

[Arameus]

I've always been interested in the Town, but I've failed even to enter the subforum for any reason. Truth be told, I'm really not even sure as to its exact nature.

Maybe I'll check it out...

[phoenixineohp]

I really really need to be with someone who can cook. Seriously. I think it's the top concern my mom has for me, that I find some way of feeding myself healthy stuff daily. Like when I went to university. She wasn't worried about anything but made darn sure I had a meal plan. And so far I have dated a few chefs, so I've been lucky. (Or picking out of the right pool.) You have no idea how many points you will earn with my mom just by saying you can really cook.


As for town? It's wonderful. Addictive and time consuming and wonderful.

[AmberVael]

Ok, so after all this time, I'm actually considering making a Town character. Yeah, I know, where'd this come from? Well, I've read bits a pieces in Town and played on the fringes (Nacho Army vs Cookie Revolution) waaaay back, but I've never actually made myself into a character....

So, I'm intrigued.

Dooooo eeeeeeet.
But the important thing to remember is that you don't actually have to model your character after your screen name or anything. The majority of characters have nothing to do with the person playing them. That said, if you want to make your character that way, nothing is preventing you.
I'd be willing to offer any assistance you might need, being a diehard townie myself.

In other news, I find myself craving brownies... but too hesitant to make them. Or lazy. Probably too lazy.

Arameus- we've got a few threads for that, and feel free to ask me any questions you might have. ^-^
I will note that the majority of Town players have scooted off to my own private forum, so as to avoid the GitP server crashes.

[EmeraldRose]

*makes will save - for the moment*

Yeah, I know it doesn't have to be my screen name, but I'd probably make one based on my dragon self..just because I play her often enough elsewhere in the boards that it would make sense.

Now to find the time to actually have to spen in Town. WW takes up most of what I have to spend, and I'm not even really doing that so much anymore...

*sigh* The joys of actually behaving like an adult...

[AmberVael]

I only say the thing about the names because a lot of the SMBG stuff seems to base you off of your screen name, and people have this tendency to call my characters Vael when they're not... rather irritating in my opinion. >>

And yes, it does take up a good bit of time.

[EmeraldRose]

Well, it probably wouldn't be much trouble for me unless I had more than one character. But I can seen how it would get annoying to be confused all the time.

[The Bushranger]

Awesome points? Thank you, good sir and lady!

*takes a bow...

...hopefully not to an admiring bog*

*******

ER: Run! While you still -

WE ARE THE TOWN
YOUR LIFE AS YOU KNOW IT IS OVER
YOUR BIOLOGICAL AND TECHNOLOGICAL NEEDS WILL ADAPT TO SERVE TOWN
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

[rubakhin]

I have that same problem, Vae. That's why I've got my guy's name right in my sig ... of course, I used him like, once, and then forgot about him. The Town's kind of hard to get into, I think.

[Serpentine]

So did you guys hear about the whole Keith Ledger dying thing? It's pretty interesting what with the involvement of pills and all.

...You mean Heath Ledger? I would like to point out, again, that by all accounts there were only prescription and over-the-counter, all perfectly legal, sleeping tablets, including one that's already been under scrutiny for having strange side-effects

Pxp, I used to really like doing woodwork. I miss it

I posted in the Town once... As Sar'pynestae. Yeah, I think you're right, Rubakhin - I'd imagine it's very fun and addictive once you're in, but it's pretty hard to get into.

[Bor the Barbarian Monk]

Sorry to interrupt, but could someone...please...SAVE ME FROM THE SUPERBOWL!

This sporting event is occurring just a few short miles from where I live, and the city of Phoenix has gone insane. I turned on the news last night, expecting the usual focus on all that is Phoenix, AZ, with maybe a minute or two taking a peek at world events. Instead, of the 35 minutes of news, about 25 minutes was dedicated to the parties, who was at the parties, where the parties are, and when the parties begin and end. Much to my regret, about 120 seconds of this non-stop stupidity was about Paris Hilton being in town. This was the news?!?

Okay. That's it. Sorry for the rant. On you go with whatever it was you were talking about, and thank you for your time.

- The Mismanagement

[Midnight Son]

I really really need to be with someone who can cook. Seriously. I think it's the top concern my mom has for me, that I find some way of feeding myself healthy stuff daily. Like when I went to university. She wasn't worried about anything but made darn sure I had a meal plan. And so far I have dated a few chefs, so I've been lucky. (Or picking out of the right pool.) You have no idea how many points you will earn with my mom just by saying you can really cook.

I can cook.