Ready-Aim-Fire-Classic V: Playground Festival

[Dallas-Dakota]

Hmm, not as much attention as usual. However as good as you may turn out to be Zombie. We want our Zar back!(I understand all the reasons, but you were one hecka good doing what you did, narrating)

[huyneo]

I want to be in! please message me or else i shall die...
I want to be a balloon!

[Griever]

Any chance I can be in as a suspicious-smelling pie of unknown origin, flavor or self-awareness?

[Zombie pixe]

23 Hours Remaining

18 players... Well, at least I wont have to work too hard

Added you two, anyone else before the deadline?

[Fleeing Coward]

Count me in.

[someonenonotyou]

ill will be in

[Zombie pixe]

I am extending the time for recruitment untill around 11:00 PM today.

Just over 7 Hours remaining people!

Recruitment is Closed

[Zombie pixe]

There are three main stages. Main, this is the Main Stage, where all the big acts are performing. There is also the Alternate stage, where all those peculiar and not quite popular acts are playing. There is also the “ROCK STAGE!”. This is the most violent and noisy part of the festival, and is know to have over 100 casualties a year. Still, plenty more fans in the playground.

The players and their positions are…


{table=head]Player | Character | Stage
Uncle Festy | Tom Lehrer | Main
Freshmeat_ | Ma "Hurricane" McTough |
Mustardo | slimy record exec | Backstage
Bayar | bayar | Rock
Banjo1985 | Rammstein | Main
Haruki Kun | Haruhi Suzumiya | Alternative
Zar Peter | Sarcastic Spectator | Main
Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins | Explosive Security Guard | Main
Inigo Montoya | Angry Polka Player | Alternative
thanatos5150 | Metal Head | Rock
dallas-dakota | LotR Nut | Rock
jurgenVW | Rotten Tomato Man | Main
Mordokai | Mime | Alternative
Vampiric | Leo | Rock
detrevnisisiht | Thisisinverted | Main
Frigs | Quiet Banjo strummer | Alternative
huyneo | a balloon! | Main
Griever | Suspicious Pie | Backstage
Fleeing Coward | Fleeing Coward | Main
someonenonotyou | someonenonotyou | Main
ThePhantom | ThePhantom | Main[/table]

The Game Begins Now, Send All Actions To Me Before The 30th June 22:00(GMT)

[ThePhantom]

hey, I signed up for this, last post of the first page. So why am I not in this?

[huyneo]

can we kill anyone who is on any stage or no?

[jurgenVW]

And I'll ask the stupid question: which one's the 30th? Is it Monday?

[Dallas-Dakota]

I am on the rock stage?

The laptop carrying dude who is constantly broadcasting radio rivendell(fantasy genre) shall now be known as DD for simplicity.


DD quickly walks of the rock-stage, confused why he was there.

He then receives a call on the laptop. He quickly walks backstage.

Hey, yeah, woah. Are you kidding?

I'l do what I can.

Wait, I get to be on-stage with you guys? Woah.... thenks man!

Yeah, I"l play my air-flute!

With that DD quickly walks to the backstage of the mainstage and starts talking to the people behind the scenes.

[Haruki-kun]

A girl in the backstage wearing a school uniform and holding a guitar is practicing with her band.

"Ja! Let's go!"

A boy next to her holding an Angelic-looking Guitar wearing a red shirt and jeans stares at her. "Are you sure about this? These RAF competitions.... er... I mean these school festivals can be pretty harsh."

"Don't sweat it! We can win this! Come on! Let's rehearse"

She starts singing and playing.

"Again, that last part!

Dakara, Watashi tsuiteiku yo,
donna tsurai, sekai no yami no naka de!
Sae kitto anata wa kagayaite!"

"Good going! Now let's fix that last part!"

"Koeru mirai no hate
yowasa yue ni, tamashii kowasarenu you ni
'MY WAY' kasanaru yo
ima futari ni 'GOD BLESS!'"

"Perfect! But... was the Gratuitous English necessary?"

"Come on! They're gonna love it!"

"...Okay."

[Zombie pixe]

hey, I signed up for this, last post of the first page. So why am I not in this?

Whoops!

Really sorry about that, fixed it

can we kill anyone who is on any stage or no?

The Stages are just for roleplaying purpoeses, and depending on the stage will depend on the manner of death. But apart from being a tool in my naration they are meaningless. Sorry about this, I should have made it clear.

And I'll ask the stupid question: which one's the 30th? Is it Monday?

Yes

[ThePhantom]

Holding his ticket, ThePhantom smiles, waiting for the first show to begin.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Good to know. If you hadn´t read my post. I´m currently backstage of the main/stage. At the switch to next round I´l be performing with Rapalje and toghetter we´l do Drunken Sailor, a good old one!

[Thanatos 51-50]

Thanatos, one-man "Band" known as "Death God" strode onto the stage, screaming his lungs out so loudly, he was tearing the lining of his throat, and actual blood was seeping ou the corner of his mouth.

He, himself, kicked off the festivel by pulling a (live!)grenade from his bandolier and throwing it as high into the air as possible.
The flashbang burst, and light and sound washed all over the grounds.

As soon as everyone can see again, and the ringing i heir ears dies, he continues "Singing".
it is, quite possibly, a song about something going "BOOM!"

[banjo1985]

Rammstein stalk onto the stage, head mounted flamethrowers aimed out into the crowd. Each one of them screams throatilly before playing a few howling notes from their instruments before looking up to the stars.

Flames explode from their mouths as they kick into a heavy rendition of Links 2-3-4 and burn several of the watching audience.

((go lunatics go! ))

[Vampiric]

As soon as everyone can see again, and the ringing i heir ears dies, he continues "Singing".
it is, quite possibly, a song about something going "BOOM!"

Blackadder Goes Forth, anyone?

"Boom Boom Boom Boom,
Boom Boom Boom,
Boom Boom Boom Boom"
"Boom Boom Boom?"
"How did you guess?!"

[huyneo]

The balloon floats to the backstage.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Meanwhile in the break on the main-stage. A guy sets up a projection screen to the side of the main-stage, which automatically starts playing between the songs.
A large big screen, to be specific, it keeps playing this in the breaks.

[Inigo Montoya]

A large man carring an accordian stalks the back stage grumbling.

Put me in a trailor at the end of the line...I'll show them...

He sighs, and starts walking again, the accodian trembling slightly.

[Copacetic]

The Quiet, unshaven man in the corner finally starts moving. Amatuers. All setting off their fancy bombs and such. I'll show them. He slwoly draws a revolver, and glares at the crowd in general.

[someonenonotyou]

Somrone walks up on to the main stage takes out his kazoo and starts praticeing

Bzz Bzz Bzz Bzz bz bzzz bz BZZ bzz

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Somewhere in the crowd, a security guard crouches angrily, massive tanks strapped to his back. With his thumbs he pops the pins out of the pair of oversized weapons in his hands. There comes a slight hiss as gases enter the weapon's chambers.

Chaos. It is his bread and butter.

He pushes himself towards the bombs and violence and other such things. Fight fire with fire, some people say.

[Zombie pixe]

Ok, end of Round 1.

Story will be writen by the end of tomorow. ZP now has to sleep as he has been doing 20 hour days for the past week.

[jurgenVW]

Seems like longer than one day to me.

[Dallas-Dakota]

That is true Jurgen.
Ok, I'm going to Pm Zombie Pixe, to see whats up.

[Zombie pixe]

Looks like I am going to have to hand over the reigns to DD. Work and Playground hosting just dont mix

I am very sorry that I have not been able to find the time to write the story, and I am disapointed in myself at my lack of understanding of the complexities of hosting a RAF game.

I hope that DD is a better host than I am, and I am just sorry that I have let you all down.

Sorry.

((DD, you should get a PM with all the pointing Information in the next few mins))

*leaves in disgrace*

[Dallas-Dakota]

Thenk you for trying Zombie Pixe!
I will try to please the crowds with a attempt at narrating. Even though we all know we want Zar Peter back as our RAF classic narrator.
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(Please note that I will be disregarding locations, for it is extra work and confuses the hell out of me, and I've seen nobody use them much anywa)

The day ends.

Finally....

The music is starting. Food and music and pretty much everything is present, however not all go's as planned. At the main stage a guy screams THIS IS INVERTED! Quick to take action against all inverted things, Rammstein jumps onto the stage where he rams the Thisisinverted guy of the stage. He stands still for a moment, unsure of what to do now, since his act wouldn't be today. Soon people begin throwing rotten tomato's at Rammstein led by JurgenVW who seems to be handing them out to other spectators to.

An old man sits at the back, loudly complaining that the music is to loud. Quickly a mime and a Slimy Record Exec who try to to shut him up and make him go away. But nobody and with that he means nobody messes with Ma "Hurricane" McTough. He loudly claims : In the future. ALL MIMES ARE DEAD! While both the mime and the exec are stunned, Ma 'Hurricane' Mctough quickly strikes the most vital pressure points on the body, quickly knocking them out and killing them.

A little over a three-headed argument was beginning to erupt into a fight, the crowd makes a circle around them, allowing them space.
ALL BANJO'S ARE EVIL! A young japanese man(Haruki) screams. While a almost raging polka player screams No less then you are! While Banjo Strummer just silently prepares for the coming fight. They all rapidly decent upon eachother, soon all that is seen is a huge dustclouds, some spatters of blood and shouts of rage and pain. Slowly the screaming and dust clouds come down and all three lay unconcious in a pile.

Apparently a little boy hadn't been paying attention, because a balloon was trying to fly away with the power of helium. But a random festival go'er decides to take action and snag the balloon down. But the power of helium was stronger then the man was heavy and it continues to rise. Eventually high up in the sky the man gets sweaty hands. ''Aww, crap'' And with that the man's hands slip from the string and he falls to his own death while a bit later the balloon comfortably is held back by a high beam of the main stage.

Meanwhile on the main stage a group of threedecided that they wanted to try out something. Stage diving. A sarcastic spectator, Bayar and Tom Lehrer shout 1. 2. 3. ''HERE WE COME'' But the crowds are thinning out and are tired from the evening of music and excitement and thus let the men fall to the ground. A explosive security guard quickly jumps after them, trying to save them. '' I'm coming to get you!'' With that he quickly jumps of the stage as well. But the security guard forgot that he was wearing a belt of nitroglycerine. BOOM.
And thus with a big explosion it's over for the four men.

It's been a long night, and a new day rises.

Player Actions :

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{table=head]Player | Point
Banjo1985 | detrevinisiht
Bayar|Self
detrevnisisiht |air
Fleeing Coward|air
Freshmeat_ |self
Frigs |Inigo Montoya
Griever| air
Haruki Kun |Frigs
huyneo |self
Inigo Montoya |Haruki
jurgenVW | banjo1985
Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins | self
Mordokai |Freshmeat_
Mustardo |Freshmeatt_
someonenonotyou |Air
thanatos5150 |Griever
ThePhantom |Huyneo
Uncle Festy |self
Vampiric |Griever
Zar Peter |Self[/table]

Surviving players :
Fleeing Coward
Freshmeat_
Huyneo
JurgenVW
Someonenonotyou
Thanatos5150
Vampiric

P.S. This is a lot of work. Way more then I expected, and I hope that I got everybody's RP role right to. Again, please point out any mistakes. PM"s of update going out.