Dr. Bath's Random Banter, dripping with daring deeds of dastardly deipnosophists #99

[Nychta]

Okay, so usually when I come back after twenty-four hours of down time, I find, what, two or three pages in random banter?

Today I come back to find five or six...

The hell? Did I miss anything good?

Hah, I left for about 5 hours and the thread grew about 4 pages. I have honestly given up on following this properly.

[Phase]

Then how did you know to post?

Zing!

[Nychta]

Kiwi-senses...

Tingling!

[Phase]

Now I need to make a Kiwiman-atar.

Be back soon!

[Player_Zero]

Kiwi, eh?

Spoiler

Show

Spoiler

Show

Excellent.

Point of interest: It's 3:45AM in England. And all's well.

[Phase]

Behold! Kiwiman!

[Player_Zero]

...What powers does Kiwiman have, dare I ask?

Super grub eating ability?

[Copacetic]

Behold! Kiwiman!

Well done, Phase.

..What powers does Kiwiman have, dare I ask?

Super grub eating ability?

And a sidekick named Flightless Boy Wonder.

[Player_Zero]

And a sidekick named Flightless Boy Wonder.

Verily Kiwiman wields powers greater than we could comprehend. Nocturnal AND a good sense of smell? Beyond superhuman, truely.

Also... I think I may have posted about 50 times today... Maybe I should get a life...

Ahh, I'll work on that later.

[Phase]

Wherefore get a life? If you had one day left to live, would you rather spend the day eating chocolate, or posting on the forums?

A: Both!

Anyway, does anyone else watch: House M.D.?

Cool show.

[Nychta]

I worship House.

And that Kiwi-man avatar is great!

[Skippy]

Wherefore get a life? If you had one day left to live, would you rather spend the day eating chocolate, or posting on the forums?

A: Both!

Anyway, does anyone else watch: House M.D.?

Cool show.

House is awesome. If I ever needed to be cured from a weird sickness, I'd love to be diagnosed by someone like him.

[wadledo]

House is awesome. If I ever needed to be cured from a weird sickness, I'd love to be diagnosed by someone like him.

House:
A complete bastard, but a bastard that can bring you back from he brink of death with an over looked, often times obvious, bit of medical knowledge.

[Mauve Shirt]

House is awesome. Hugh Laurie kicks ass. The show is very formulaic, but the characters make it worth watching.
I haven't seen much of the latest season, since I've been at school without TV, but I have seen the final episode. Poor Wilson!

[zeratul]

Hugh Laurie is great in house. He was amazing in Jeeves and Wooster though, great show.

[Mauve Shirt]

Oh yes, that's an excellent show. It's so funny to put the two roles next to each other, Bertie Wooster vs. Greg House.
It's got great theme music too.

[Phase]

Great show. Yes, very formulaic, but is that a bad thing? I always can't wait to see which oriface bleeds next, and I love that it's never Lupus!

[Nychta]

Mauve, I need to see the last 4 episodes. My friend has them, because her mother works at a broadcasting station which owns House in NZ, so SHE'S seen it, and I plan to when I can run over to their house. So looking forward to it.

Great show. Yes, very formulaic, but is that a bad thing? I always can't wait to see which oriface bleeds next, and I love that it's never Lupus!

Absolute finale: House gets lupus.

[Thanatos 51-50]

I *Silly Heart emoticon* House!
Its a fantastic show! Unfortunatly, I can only watch shows through AFN, which is about two seasons behind on everything.
So, I unplug the cable, submit my TV to the whims of my Xbox and just buy the DVDS!
*Can't wait for the Season 4 DVDS...*

[Serpentine]

Oddly enough, the ads for House completely put me off watching it. It's meant to be funny, from what I can gather, but the ads are all "OMG drama! What Will Happen This Time?!", and I'm not interested enough in it to wade through that BS to the actual show.

On a side note: I went bushwalking today. 'twere fun I think I may have done more damage to my body than I thought, though, during those weeks of sitting in front of the computer barely moving trying to get work done and the roughly-concurrent week or so of barely eating anything and extremely high stress-levels. I know I'm horribly unfit and expected to fall well behind, but I didn't expect to feel sick and suspect that my legs could collapse at any time Also I banged my elbow hard on a rock, and it hurts But 'twere fun! Hopefully will have pictures soon of the amazing Aussie bush... And also a guy trying to grab the... Naughty Bits of another guy in the middle of climbing a massive boulder?

[Jibar]

Would people stop bloody texting me at odd hours of the night.
No, I don't care about you, I don't care about whatever you're texting me with, I only get about 4 hours of uninterupted sleep without you trying to talk to me, and I would like to God damn SLEEP!
I swear I will murderlise the next person who does this.
It's not like I can exactly ignore it, because the damn thing vibrates with what I assume is a motor stolen from a pneumatic drill, and if I leave it on any surface, any at all, it make the whole structure shake and make a noise one would only usually hear in Hell.

Also: Hi. I upgraded ur rantz.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Buy a new cellphone. Don't tell people your number.

[Tempest Fennac]

Jibar, why don't you just turn your mobile off at night? I never keep mine on when I'm in the house.

[randman22222]

Now that you unlocked Sonic, you have to beat These guys at the home-run contest

Not only is the music at the start... Awesome... I think that's the world record.

Awesome music? That music scared me. It sent me under my bed covers, where I shivered, and sweat profusely for thirty minutes.

[Jibar]

Jibar, why don't you just turn your mobile off at night? I never keep mine on when I'm in the house.

Because whenever I turn it on, it vibrates, and everytime my phone vibrates it freaks the hell outta me.
There's the option of turning the vibrate off, but then it would be silent. With my last phone I did that, but it ended up with too many conversations beginning with: "Hey, did you get that text I sent you?" "No..?" *checks phone and realises that he has 15 unread messages*.
And it's not like I can turn on just the ringtone because, shock shock horror horror, that includes the vibrate too. And if I don't have something on then I will never get messages, which are actually sometimes important.
Jibar HATES phones.

Not for an open day. I'm just off to the Exeter/Cornwall uni campus near college for the day attending seminars and things about my 'WHat is the greatest threat humanity has ever faced?' essay. We'll be doing things like: How To Research; How To Write A Uni Grade Pape and whatnot.

Did you end up using my idea for that, by the by?

[randman22222]

Because whenever I turn it on, it vibrates, and everytime my phone vibrates it freaks the hell outta me.
There's the option of turning the vibrate off, but then it would be silent. With my last phone I did that, but it ended up with too many conversations beginning with: "Hey, did you get that text I sent you?" "No..?" *checks phone and realises that he has 15 unread messages*.
And it's not like I can turn on just the ringtone because, shock shock horror horror, that includes the vibrate too. And if I don't have something on then I will never get messages, which are actually sometimes important.
Jibar HATES phones.



Did you end up using my idea for that, by the by?

Get rid of your phone. You don't really need them...

In other news: Why did I open my window? I live in a freaking desert.

[Dallas-Dakota]

The phones are a plot. Text messaging on phones especially.

What my phone can do(And I think its enough and go by it) :
Call people and receive calls.
Play a few tunes if I so desire.
Play pong.

Nothing else, no messages or such. Or voicemail. WE MUST DEFEAT THE SYSTEM!

[banjo1985]

Get rid of your phone. You don't really need them...

In other news: Why did I open my window? I live in a freaking desert.

Because you have an unexplainable love of sand?

[randman22222]

I'm quickly approaching the state of PISSED OFF. My aircon died. But of course, it works just fine blowing air into my brother's room. It just denies me any cold air. It's flipping hot!

[zeratul]

Oddly enough, the ads for House completely put me off watching it. It's meant to be funny, from what I can gather, but the ads are all "OMG drama! What Will Happen This Time?!", and I'm not interested enough in it to wade through that BS to the actual show.

To be fair, the show is for the most part a drama. It just has some comedic elements within it.