Dr. Bath's Random Banter, dripping with daring deeds of dastardly deipnosophists #99

[Volug]

Awesome music? That music scared me. It sent me under my bed covers, where I shivered, and sweat profusely for thirty minutes.

Different form of awesome I can't explain. But it's pretty in-time with the vid, it's impressive.
Also makes me feel crazyier 0_o
*Starts texting Jibar*

[Dallas-Dakota]

*smites Masato and destroys his cellphone*
ITS A PLOT, A PLOT I SAY!

[detrevnisisiht]

I'm off to camp for a week in case anyone cares or notices. (both of which I doubt due to my excessive lurking and horrible people skills)

[wadledo]

On a completly different subject, I suck at birthdays.
See, my cousins B-day was on Tuesday(this is the cousin who tried to commit suicide multiple times), and I completly forgot.
We haven't talked in months but still(she texted me and I couldn't even remember who she was from the number).

Also, my step fathers birthday was today, and I was assigned to make the cake.
So, I'm up at 5ish in the morning, using the mixer right after he's left for work(and nobody else is up), and I'm cracking eggs and I'm sifting flour and all those wonderful things, when I go to turn on the oven.
My pants catch fire.
Apparently I had already turned on the oven, and when I went to turn it on again I slipped and brushed my pants on a metal bit that was sticking out of it.
Luckily, I didn't like those pants anyway.
So, I change my pants and continue sweating away at the mixing when who should grace me with his presence but my little brother!
He mumbled something about mum telling him to help me and goes in the living room to watch infomercials.

So I finish the cake, two layers of frosting and burnt pants, and my little brother finally comes in from the living room(after about thirty minutes of me asking him with varying stages of exasperation to help) with a knife and tries to cut a huge slice out of it!

I hate birthdays.

[Dallas-Dakota]

My pants catch fire.

Ouch.

And I feel sorry for you.

[randman22222]

Different form of awesome I can't explain. But it's pretty in-time with the vid, it's impressive.
Also makes me feel crazyier 0_o
*Starts texting Jibar*

Worry not, friend, for thou hath nothing to fear! We art the crazy ones, all of us! Thou art the only uncrazy fellow left alive!

[Volug]

*Is smited*

Well you finished the cake!
You should be laughing instead, as your brother is COMPLETELY un-aware that the cake is a l-*Is shot*

*Is dead for a couple more posts*

[wadledo]

Ouch.

And I feel sorry for you.

I turned 'em into shorts.
Thus, the circle of life is complete.

[randman22222]

The other side of the world for me is a tiny little island called Henderson in the south pacific. Just thought I'd bring this discussion OUT of the crush thread.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Oooh.
Tropic?

[Dr. Bath]

I'm pretty sure that you can turn off the vibrate. I did it, but then my phone is really old. And covered in stickers.

I would much prefer 'the circle of life' if Elton John could keep his lyrics somewhere else. The lion king made me cry when I was little. But then Rowan Atkinson sang I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, so it was ok.

[wadledo]

I would much prefer 'the circle of life' if Elton John could keep his lyrics somewhere else. The lion king made me cry when I was little. But then Rowan Atkinson sang I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, so it was ok.

Dude, Hakuna Matata.

[Player_Zero]

Oddly enough I just watched the Lion King.

To anyone who didn't see my last post on the subject:

Spoiler

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[Dallas-Dakota]

Oddly enough I just watched the Lion King.

To anyone who didn't see my last post on the subject:

Spoiler

Show

*insert evil laughter here*

[DraPrime]

Oddly enough I just watched the Lion King.

To anyone who didn't see my last post on the subject:

Spoiler

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He had it coming.

[Player_Zero]

You're a caring lot, ya' know that?

[YPU]

hey indeed, the whole character had "dies heroic death", written all over him.

@^ ah, were just in denial and try to look tough to save our male pride.

[randman22222]

I never watched all those disney movies. I screwed my youth over watching Bill Nye and The Magic School Bus.

[Dallas-Dakota]

You're a caring lot, ya' know that?

Yes I know, though its reserved to people like Bor and Rogue.

[DraPrime]

You're a caring lot, ya' know that?

Well if you're idiotic enough to go up against Scar, and you're not Simba then you might as well receive a Darwin Award while you're still alive, because you'll be too dead pretty soon to appreciate it.

[Hoggy]

My pants catch fire.

Asploded. You, sir, are win.

[Phase]

Well if you're idiotic enough to go up against Scar, and you're not Simba then you might as well receive a Darwin Award while you're still alive, because you'll be too dead pretty soon to appreciate it.

Like if you try to pull a fast one on Batman. You're going to punched in the face and "acidentally" die a humilating death.

[CurlyKitGirl]

Did you end up using my idea for that, by the by?

WOuld this be the mass media, humanity, ice ages or one of the other six which I have down on a piece of paper which is lost in my Pit Of Paper Of Despair Which Is Also Lost Somewhere In My Room.
Also, I was looking in your sig and I realised that you've sigged me. Extra honour for your Awesome Sauce-o-meter kind sir.

[Dr. Bath]

Mass media was Jibar, Curly.

XD

Newcdnewcdnewcdnewcdnewcd! Yay! I love my chillout, big band, orchestra electronica. It has oboes.

Also some shirts. Hooray for shopping.

[randman22222]

Mass media was Jibar, Curly.

XD

Newcdnewcdnewcdnewcdnewcd! Yay! I love my chillout, big band, orchestra electronica. It has oboes.

Also some shirts. Hooray for shopping.

What's the band?

[Dr. Bath]

The Cinematic Orchestra. Very cool stuff. I had to go into three shops to find it and the last one had loads of their cds I wanted, but I only had £15 left.

Next time. Next time.

[Zombie pixe]

There there, there is always a next time

[Hoggy]

Well that was odd.

Collapsed asleep on my desk for a good few hours, woke up and my little brother walks in with a puppy. New pet. Odd thing to wake up to.

[Thufir]

My pants catch fire.
Apparently I had already turned on the oven, and when I went to turn it on again I slipped and brushed my pants on a metal bit that was sticking out of it.

I once set my shirt on fire by standing too close to the cooker with it untucked. The funny part is I didn't even notice until my mum told me I was on fire.

Yesterday, I went out to the cinema, left the house at 12:50pm. I returned home at about 5:50pm today, having missed 4 meals in the meantime. It was AWESOME. I love my friends.

[d'Bwobsling]

My dog tries to sleep on me sometimes, only he's a labrator retriever, and ways about 90 pounds, so it doesn't work as well as he thinks it does