VOTE, the Democracy Demon's Devilishly Devious and Decidedly Diabolical Desultory Derision (Random Banter) #100

[Tempest Fennac]

Were you up for a reason other thern wanting food? I think Rogue's just been busy with her university studies lately.

[Rockphed]

What is a one-eyed-jack exactly?

Take a slice of bread, I find that light fluffy ones work best. Take a cup with a diameter about a centimeter less than the shortest dimension of the bread. Apply cup to middle of bread so that a circular hole is cut in the bread. Eat the stuff you just removed from the hole. Now, put the bread in a hot frying pan that won't stick. Crack and egg into the hole in the bread. Cook until the egg is properly cooked.

Does that answer your question?

[Tempest Fennac]

It does thanks.I looked it up on Wikipedia when I first asked the question, but it didn't go into as much detail as you did.

[Rawhide]

I've made the title shorter to fit. I don't want it to keep reverting back and I don't know why it does that. Hopefully you will all remember it as the much longer title.

[Zeb The Troll]

Running through Skylar's mind: "That'll teach 'im for being away so long."

Heh, that's probably true. He made it quite clear that he was upset with us for that.

That sounds painful, Zeb. Have you had it checked out yet?

No. I'm pretty sure it's just going to be bruises. If it gets worse instead of better as the days go by I'll get it looked at.

[Alarra]

Yeah, poor dear scared the crap out of me with the banging and crashing and moaning. I don't think he did anything serious though, just going to be rather heavily bruised. It was fun to take care of him all afternoon though. *Sky mews apologetically from his throne*

[dish]

Zeb, that sounds rather painful - and sadly bruising can last for a long time.

The kitten tried to stop herself falling off my lap earlier today - by sticking her claws straight into my thigh. She failed, and thus left me with seven painful scratches. It's not quite in your league, but I'm afraid that us cat-owners have to accept that there will be pain involved.

Cats - nature's sadists.
Cat-owners - masochistic tendencies.

[Serpentine]

Who makes awesome dinners? That's right, I make awesome dinners
Tonight's delicacy: Small whole bream steamed with spring onions, soy sauce, garlic and ginger served with white rice. Also a carrot.
P=

Oh yeah, poor Zeb, cats are mean, blah blah blah...

[CurlyKitGirl]

I have an interview today - for a job.
At 4:20.
And it's absolutely bucketing it down. And going to get worse. Mum' also told me the air is practically solid.
And as I have no hooded coat; the umberella was turned inside out by the wind, and mum got the only other (light) hooded coat I could wear wet through I'm reduced to wearing a thick winter coat that feels like it's five inches thick.
I also wanted to go town and you know, do some shopping. Or at least read through some books I want.

Cats are definitely evil; but cute and fluffy too. Yesterday she managed to climb up my back as I was walking down the stairs. She then leapt up over the bannister of the upstairs corridor from my head. Leaving nice pits in my skull where she dug in.
And she's nine (or ten) years old!
Still wouldn't want to live without her. Little hellion that she is.

[dish]

I'm thinking about what I'll need to pack for my trip back to the UK next week. So...you recommend a jacket? (And an umbrella!)

[CurlyKitGirl]

Very much yes.
But light jackets or you'll die of heat. Wait . . . take jackets.
But watch out for pschotic weather so take some summer stuff too.

[Gem Flower]

.....Cats? Cats are awesome, but I have KITTENS! De-clawed kittens. Heh heh, the last time we took them to a vet, we put them in boxes, and my brother and I had these heavy leather gloves... Good times.

[dish]

I have clawed kittens. And the gashes to prove it.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Don't have kittens or cats.

Cat-muffins would be way better though

[Player_Zero]

Yeah, but the thing is that they don't actually exist.

Cute cats are cute.

[Phase]

I'm alegic to cats, and don't like them that much regardless. Either way, I like them beter than dogs.

Anyway, I was supposed to go on an amber dig today, and woke up extra early to go to the meetup point. Turns out, my mom gave me the wrong date, now I'm going tommorrow, not today, and I sat in the sun for a little under an hour before I thought to double check the date. Needless to say, I'm cheesed.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Yeah, but the thing is that they don't actually exist.

Wait, what you say?

NOOOOOOOO, you liar!

[Player_Zero]

No, really, it's a harp.

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[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

ARRGHH! Pun damage!!

[Player_Zero]

Heh.

Well at least someone got this one.

[Lyesmith]

I had a fun 6th form day today!
It's pretty good, i think.
I am going to be utterly awesome at Sociology and English. Psychology is a maybe (I tend to do best if i get along with the teacher, and we have a mystery man for Psych next year, so can't be sure.), but will probably be fine. I has the smarts!

Human Biology should also be good, but i'm a little apprehensive.

[Tempest Fennac]

Sociology and Psychology are both really interesting subjects. Why are you apprehensive about Human Biology?

[dish]

Why am I totally knackered when all I did today was defrost a fridge and cuddle cats?
It could be the 38 degree temperature, but...that's why ceiling cat invented air-con.

What a drag it is getting old.

[Player_Zero]

Kitties are tiring.

Mine often wakes me up in the middle of the day because she's wonewy.

...D'Aww... Kitties...

[dish]

Ok, that's interesting. You only respond to very specific Rolling Stones references. (That or you're just ignoring them.)

[Player_Zero]

Well, we could just exchange song lyrics for a time, but I'd rather talk about cats.

...Kids are different today, see. They like talking about cats.

[dish]

I smell google. But then, I had to google Aerosmith's Cryin (since the only Aerosmith I know is due to RunDMC).

Ho hum.
My cats are called:
XiXi (pronounced 'she she' - it's Chinese for 'peace')
Nermal
Tigger-kitty Tigerlily (mostly known as 'Tigger')
Rupert
Cinnamon
Xiao Fen (means 'little phoenix')
Marmalade
Ming Xing (means 'superstar')
Tabby
Xiao Qiao (don't ask)
Mei Gui Hua (means 'Rose')
Mama Cat
Pinstripe
Raggie
Mohawk
NaoNao (means 'noisy')
Santana

[Hoggy]

But ye have no Da Qiao...

[dish]

We used to have a Cao Cao you see...
(Reference to 'The Three Kingdoms')

[Cristo Meyers]

Was he a brutal, iron-pawed tyrant?