Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101

[Player_Zero]

You need something interesting to do? Why does this situation seem so familiar to me?

Heh. I'm such a whiner, huh?

...Maths eh? I suppose I have some predicate calculus work to do... But meh. That stuff ain't amazing. And I don't have any tricky problems to work out. I burned through them ages ago.

Still, things seem better at the bottom of a cup of tea, so that's where I'm headed.

[DraPrime]

You could go read a book. I recommend Sphere by Michael Crichton. It is super special awesome.

[Player_Zero]

I'm more into the 'completely abstract from reality in every conceivable way' kind of book. I also don't read a great deal... I think I'm too impatient.

So, how's things people?

[Rawhide]

I'm more into the 'completely abstract from reality in every conceivable way' kind of book. I also don't read a great deal... I think I'm too impatient.

So, how's things people?

Read Fight Club, you'll like it.

[DraPrime]

So, how's things people?

Sad. I have to go to school on Wednesday

[Jibar]

Everything seems bigger.
Well, no, the website seems bigger.
Everything else looks the right size, except the Playground, which looks bigger.
And I can't explain it. Internet Explorer thinks I'm at 100%, and there's no overlap or anything.
It just looks... bigger.

Also: Jibar likes Zebrahead.

[DraPrime]

I'm more into the 'completely abstract from reality in every conceivable way' kind of book. I also don't read a great deal... I think I'm too impatient.

Sphere isn't really all that abstract, but it's a bit of a mindscrew that I completely enjoyed. And I think you'll enjoy it too.

[Rawhide]

Everything seems bigger.
Well, no, the website seems bigger.
Everything else looks the right size, except the Playground, which looks bigger.
And I can't explain it. Internet Explorer thinks I'm at 100%, and there's no overlap or anything.
It just looks... bigger.

Also: Jibar likes Zebrahead.

CTRL+Mousewheel?

[Jibar]

CTRL+Mousewheel?

I did that and it just made it look weirder.
It's stopped now anyway.

By the by, that PM you sent me? ...huh? I know that's something I regularly complain about, but I have no idea where you're commenting on it from.
Edit: And now thanks to your other PM, I know. That was a while ago.
And why do I hate sending PMs so much?

[EmeraldRose]

*sips morning coffee and tries to follow the thread*

*gives up and sits back to enjoy the madness*

Why must weekends be so very short? Especially the sleeping part of them. And the getting done of stuff that you have no time for during the week. Like sleeping.

*sips coffee...notices cup is nearly empty...goes to refill*

[Phase]

*Yawn*

Good morning Playground! Everything seems to be culminating now! Classes at the AMNH tommorow, School proper in eight days, SPORE IN THIRTEEN DAYS! MUST HAVE SPORE! WE WANT'S IT!

[/foaming at mouth]

[Haruki-kun]

There, there, Phase, it's OK.

So I'm supposed to be doing homework, but I haven't even looked at it. What is wrong with me, I ask of you, kind people?

[EmeraldRose]

Nothing is wrong with you, Ruki. It's perfectly normal to procrastinate when faced with homework.

*is soooo happy to not have any homework anymore*

[Lyesmith]

I return to the playground! I return!
*cackles*
Ohh, I've missed you guys.
...Man, using my laptop after so long feels strange. >.>
So!
Gossip!
Happenings!
Etc, etc.

[Flickerdart]

Why doesn't your school start in September like normal people's?

[randman22222]

I have that same problem, 'Ruki.
I'm supposed to be doing a math IA right now...

*Whips self into shape.*

...Whip it...
Into shape!
Shape it up!
Go forward!

[dish]

Nothing is wrong with you, Ruki. It's perfectly normal to procrastinate when faced with homework.

*is soooo happy to not have any homework anymore*

This reminds me of the quote on one novelist's blog, "Being a writer means you have homework for the rest of your life."

[Lyesmith]

...Aww, crud. I've got to write about sammich cell theory. and, uh, something else. Which I don't remember. Buggeration!
Oh well.

[Tempest Fennac]

What's Sammich Cell theory? I'm like that with homework as well (I'm usually fine once I get started, though).

[dish]

...Aww, crud. I've got to write about sammich cell theory. and, uh, something else. Which I don't remember. Buggeration!
Oh well.

Trust RB to put you on a downer immediately.
(How was Italy?)

[Haruki-kun]

Why doesn't your school start in September like normal people's?

Because it ended in April.

[EmeraldRose]

Is it the theory behind the creation of yummy food which is put between two slices of bread, or at times open-faced on one slice?

[Lyesmith]

I think it has to do with cells making sandwiches
or somethin
I do not know!
and am befuddled, with many webcomics to catch up on.

[Phase]

Is it the theory behind the creation of yummy food which is put between two slices of bread, or at times open-faced on one slice?

I never understood the "Open-faced sandwitch" thing. It's not even a sandwitch! It's just a piece of bread with food and crap on it! (If you're a coprophiliac)

In brighter news, "Zombie goasts leave this place!"

[Haruki-kun]

I agree with Phase on that. Sandwiches require TWO slices of Bread. Otherwise they're just bread with stuff.

I propose a movement against it! And while we're on it, we could convince the Lucky Charms people to please get rid of that icky purple Horseshoe.

[EmeraldRose]

Well, if you're short on money, or down to just that last slice of the loaf (which always happens...why are they sliced with odd numbers anyway?) I suppose it makes sense to use all the bread up before opening a new package......

[Tempest Fennac]

I guess it depends on how long it will take the bread to go off once it's opened. I can;t decide what was worse about Full Life Consequences out of the dialogue, grammar and spelling or the plot.

[Lyesmith]

You could just butter the bread, then out jam or whatever on half of it, then fold it over. Thats what we do with Chip Butties!

[EmeraldRose]

Or you could toast it and add peanut butter, or jelly, or both...hummus is also good, or cheese, or cream cheese.

Crap, now I'm hungry.

[Phase]

I guess it depends on how long it will take the bread to go off once it's opened. I can't decide what was best about Full Life Consequences out of the realisticly emotional dialogue, revolutionary grammar and insightful spelling or the engrossing and surreal plot.

Fixed it for you.