Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101

[ColonelFuster]

What uni is that, exactly???

[Phase]

No. What is District 9?

It's a new viral marketing movie, like The Dark Knight, only bigger. You could learn the premise at this viral site, or in this short film it was based on. I'm not trying to market it or anything, but it looks cool.

[Dorizzit]

You can also learn more at www.d-9.com, which is part of the marketing campaign.

Edit: another sight is www.multinationalunited.com.

[Sneak]

I'm really bored.

Quick, someone entertain me! Before I die of a John Darnielle and Sam Beam overdose! Post some funny videos or something!

(Seriously. I've been listening to music for hours.)

Hmm. I'm hungry. Anyone have any good ideas for stuff to put on a bagel? I'm leaning towards sliced banana and Nutella (if I can find some) at the moment.

[Thes Hunter]

I have always loved salsa and cheddar cheese on a bagel myself. It's like my own tiny mexican pizza. Of course you have to nuke it for about a minute.



And I am starving myself. I hit the grocery store after running over to Trog's tonight, because I needed peas and carrots for the fried rice. (You can't have fried rice without peas and carrots) and now I am too starving to cook. That always happens to me!

[Jack Squat]

Ode to Joy

As for what to put on a bagel, I always enjoy either creamy peanut butter on a toasted bagel, or turn them into bagel bites.

[Rawhide]

Ode to Spot

[dish]

My freind would like to know if it is okay to choose a uni based on the fact that the war memorial there is inapropriately erotic

is it?

Sure, why not?
Also seconds ColonelFuster. Precisely which university?

[Haruki-kun]

The weirdest thing has happened to me: I got a perfect score in last week's programming assignment. Why is this weird? I didn't even put my freakin' name on it!

Karma's being insane lately!

[dish]

Well done Haruki-Kun.

My rice is too hot to eat quickly. I keep burning my mouth.

[Haruki-kun]

My rice is too hot to eat quickly. I keep burning my mouth.

Is it instant or the other type?

[dish]

It's real rice. And it's too hot because I just got it out of the rice-cooker. I'm just being annoyed because I'm in a hurry. (So I shouldn't actually be on these forums, should I?)

[Nychta]

It's real rice. And it's too hot because I just got it out of the rice-cooker. I'm just being annoyed because I'm in a hurry. (So I shouldn't actually be on these forums, should I?)

Oh man, I love rice cookers. Foolproof.

Also, for bagels, I either swipe dad's smoked salmon or use whatever lamb we have in the house or marmite, if I'm desperate.

[Sneak]

Well, apparently I don't have any peanut butter, Nutella, salsa, or smoked salmon, so I was stuck with plain ole cream cheese. The classics are always good, I guess.

Anyway, congratulations Haruki...I wish karma would come hang out with me more...

And Rawhide, that video is amazing.

[Manoftyr]

Mmmmmn, bagels...

For me, it's all about the strawberry creme cheese

[Nychta]

*snip* strawberry creme cheese

*shudder* No offence, but that sounds unnatural and horrible.

[Dhavaer]

My freind would like to know if it is okay to choose a uni based on the fact that the war memorial there is inapropriately erotic

is it?

Hmm. If the erotic memorial is being used as a sort of tie-breaker, I'd say go ahead. If it's the sole advantage of the university, I'd suggest getting some porn.

[Charity]

Desire for out of context quote rising...

[Jibar]

Hmm. If the erotic memorial is being used as a sort of tie-breaker, I'd say go ahead. If it's the sole advantage of the university, I'd suggest getting some porn.

Sage wisdom that.

[bosssmiley]

Only I can reverse monarchial decrees...

Spoiler

Show

"O RLY?"

My friend would like to know if it is okay to choose a uni based on the fact that the war memorial there is inappropriately erotic

is it?

I imagine it all comes down to just how erotic the memorial actually is...

[Felixaar]

Eh. To me it's kind of a "what will you tell your children?" kind of thing, and telling em you went there cause it had an erotic statue is pretty traumatic.

...So yeah, do it.

[TwoBitWriter]

There is nothing more fun in this world than warping a young child's mind.

My parents did it to me, and I can't wait to do it to my own children.

I say, go to EroU. Enjoy your time there!

[randman22222]

I wanna go to Uni of Strathclyde, in Glasgow, but it's soooooo expensive for non UK residents.

[Thufir]

...if I managed to work the Cat-Muffinmicon into my university application, and actually get in, I would come round your house and kiss you Curly.

Surely you would do that anyway?

Desire for out of context quote rising...

Do it! Do it now! Out of context quotes are always fun. For example, I just now wandered into the next room and quoted to my family from the Cat-Muffinmicon (Thank you Jibbers). I'm tempted to add an out of context quote to my sig, just to be a complete non-sequitur. And obviously change it periodically.

[Jibar]

Surely you would do that anyway?

which part?

For example, I just now wandered into the next room and quoted to my family from the Cat-Muffinmicon (Thank you Jibbers).

Uh oh... which bit?

[Thufir]

which part?

Going round to her house and kissing her. Why do you need the excuse of uni application success for this?

Uh oh... which bit?

"If you have a giant cat, don't let it eat leprechauns."

[Player_Zero]

Still sitting around doing nothing until uni...

Someone apply to Warwick so we can become an unstoppable duo or something. We could fight crime.

[Cristo Meyers]

Someone apply to Warwick so we can become an unstoppable duo or something. We could fight crime.

I would, but I don't think the fabric of reality could handle us being that close together.

[Player_Zero]

Even better! We could destroy the universe!

[Thufir]

Still sitting around doing nothign until uni...

Someone apply to Warwick so we can become an unstoppable duo or something. We could fight crime.

I did, but they had unrealistic requirements with regards to my 3rd A-level. Also, I wanted to go to Newcastle.