GLoG VI: Thread of One Thousand Plots

[Boo]

(( I <3 Deekin! Yeah, Kobold was kinda based off of him

Ah, memories of NWN..))

If anyone doesn't <3 Deekin, then they are dumb!

"You're very welcome."

[Ashen Lilies]

((Sexy new KR-15 avatar.))

Kris and Khiansa leave.
((Deadtime. ))

[randman22222]

After a bit, I remove a chicken pie from the oven, which has a good amount of very tasty mushroom in it. Some semi-rare type of mushroom found in Italy. Yum.

All right, I made chicken pie.

[Haleyintraining]

That's great!

[Kaelaroth]

Czer, wearing a tight sleeveless black top, and grey slacks, walks in. Wherever the majority of people are. Hello?

[Haleyintraining]

Hello... I don't believe we've met. I'm Lindsay Everett.

[Kaelaroth]

Nice to meet you. You may call me Czernov, or Czer, if you'd prefer. He smiles at the young girl. What has brought you to GLoG, Lind-See?

[Haleyintraining]

My mom made me come. She said it would be good for me. But it is cool here.

[Kaelaroth]

... Is your mother crazy? This place is dangerous. Why would she send her child here, however powerful or talented you may be?

[Haleyintraining]

My mom's just like that, she doesn't care how dangerous something is, everything can be a 'learning experience'.

[Boo]

"...well she's right."

[Kaelaroth]

Well, I'll make an effort to teach you some things while you here. If only to tell your mother you had some good experience, at your possible funeral. Czer smiles. Hungry? I was going to make pancakes.

[happyturtle]

George walks in, puts an arm around Czer's waist and kisses him on the cheek. "Nice to meet you, Lindsey. I'm George Shackleton."

George is a large bearded man in his 40s with dark hair. He's dressed in jeans and a polo top, and wearing a holy symbol of Thor.

[Kaelaroth]

Czer blushes faintly, his hand slipping comfortably onto George's ass. Hey.

[Boo]

*points at random assortment of prepared foods*

Can we all just assume that Mr. Quinne has everything prepared for everyone before they wake up, and it's fresh when they decide to have some? I always disliked breakfast posts because they eat through a thread like a starving man goes pancakes.

[Haleyintraining]

Nice to meet you too.

[Kaelaroth]

Czer, noticing the food Quinne's made, smiles. Great, I don't have to bother. He walks forward, and starts filling a bowl with pancakes and fruit. He's eating a lot than he did a few days ago.

[happyturtle]

((Eh, we still don't go through threads as fast as HALO =P))

"Thank you for breakfast, Mr Quinne," Susie says, as she puts her dishes in the sink. "Lindsay, have you been given a room and a spork yet?"

As some point during the morning, she assigns a drone to follow Kobold around and clean up behind him.

George joins Czer at the breakfast table, but only has some fruit. He's dieting.

[Haleyintraining]

No I haven't-- did you say spork?

This place is getting weirder by the minute.

[happyturtle]

Susie gives Lindsay a room, a lesson in spork usage, and a tour of the base.

[Kaelaroth]

I've had such an appetite recently, Czer says to George, and a craving for mead. How weird's that?
Once Susie's out the way, he quickly says I've thought of a way to make you younger.

[Boo]

"Oh, that reminds me. I should have my spork removed from my room. ...that I don't use."

[Haleyintraining]

((Susie is Susan right?))

Lindsay sporks up some random things.

What's weirder is it actually works.

[happyturtle]

((Susie = Susan, yes))

"I didn't know that was possible," George says.

[Kaelaroth]

What's more, it'd be non-magical, so not reversible by evildoers. All you do is go to HALO using Randy's portal system, and leave HALO by some other means. His system youthens the traveller on the way to HALO, due to some reality mix thing I never understood, so you'd arrive there nineteen to twenty two years younger, I think. And, as long as you didn't return through the same way, you wouldn't re-age, because you wouldn't pass through the same reality flux, you see? Czer says, getting some beer. To Thor.

[Haleyintraining]

Lindsay returns from her room.

[Boo]

"If I could step in here." Mr. Quinne stands beside George. "I can do this for you without the use of technology. All I need are five jeweled eggs, and some chalk. ...and six hours of your time. Don't worry, it's not likely to harm you whatsoever! Unless the ritual is interrupted, which you'll age about 6 - 12 years."

[happyturtle]

"I think your method sounds safer," George says to Czernov, with a fond smile. "And I wouldn't mind being able to keep up with you."

[Kaelaroth]

Well, you'd be younger than me. By a few years, I'd think - after all, we're not sure how old I am. But, yeah. Great. I think we're nearly done with the portal anyway.

[happyturtle]

"If the portal makes people that much younger, then we need to put wards on it to keep the younguns away. Lindsay here might cease to exist if she accidentally walked through it."