Aziraphales Actually Alliterative And Awesomely Affluent Random Banter #104

[Oregano]

I think Brian Blessed is awesome.

Nobody thinks Brian Blessed is awesome, he just is. It's a universal constant.

[Castaras]

Aaaaah! Cute curly-haired girls confuse me!

But I've got a way of telling you apart.

Quick, which one of you had the hot boyfriend, which one of you had a crush on me and which one of you wanted nothing to do with me?

Triplet with the hot boyfriend here.

[The Rose Dragon]

So, you're... Curly, right?

[Dragonrider]

Hey, DRider, you're avvie's gone.
You're invisdible! Or gone . . .

Quick! Help me find my almost - triplet.
*panics*

EDIT:
Never mind; you've just found your cat - muffin pet. Cute is it?

Photobucket was being a jerk.

But I is proud to be a triplet.

@TRD: Which of those catagories is supposed to be me?

[The Rose Dragon]

Hmm...

Well, Curly is the one with the hot boyfriend.

Cassie is the one with the crush on me.

DR is the one who wants nothing to do with me.

Either that, or my method totally fails and I should find a new one.

[Castaras]

^.- I don't have a crush on you.

That would be wrong.

Considering you adopted me as your sister, and all that.

[Dragonrider]

Hmm...

Well, Curly is the one with the hot boyfriend.

Cassie is the one with the crush on me.

DR is the one who wants nothing to do with me.

Either that, or my method totally fails and I should find a new one.

I don't want nothing to do with you. And does Curly have a hot boyfriend? What has my sister been up to????

Yeah. I think you need a new methord.

[The Rose Dragon]

So...

Curly is the one with the crush on me.

DR is the one with the hot boyfriend.

Cassie is the one who wants nothing to do with me.

If this is also wrong, I'm just quitting this whole deal and returning to something easy - like advanced quantum physics.

[The Bushranger]

I believe the operative saying is:

"One out of three isn't bad"?

[Dallas-Dakota]

DR has a hot boyfriend? Has she been holding out on telling me?

[Castaras]

Still wrong Khan.

*stabs and destroys Dallas a few more times for trying to skin the fox*

[The Rose Dragon]

Dammit!

Now, I'm gonna build a huge lazor gun to destroy the world due to this annoyance. Don't try to stop me, m'kay?

[CurlyKitGirl]

Cassie has the hot boyfriend.
And as far as I know; none of us want nothing to do with you, so maybe both the other sisters have crushes on you?
You who happen to have have apparently adopted Cassie as a sister? Confusion?

[The Rose Dragon]

Yeah, apparently, you're all only half-sisters.

Or I have some really awkward feelings which should not be there.

Like, if I share a father with Cassie, you three only share a mother. Cause otherwise it'd be very... creepy.

[Dallas-Dakota]

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[Oregano]

It sounds a bit creepy anyway.

Is that from the Crush'd thread D-D?

EDIT: No, it's a family tree.

[The Bushranger]

Family WEB is more like it.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Don't you like the weeds I've been mappping?

[Castaras]

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You STILL haven't added Khan to that mess.

[The Rose Dragon]

Yes, and I'm also the brother of the Librarian and Fax_Celestis. And 'larra's my mother. Which makes me related to pretty much everyone.

[Dallas-Dakota]

You STILL haven't added Khan to that mess.

Who?
When?
What?
How?
Why?


Wait, lets stick to Who, who is this Khan you speak of?
And when did he(sounds like a he) ask to be added to who?
And what aids have you given him into asking him when to be added to who?
And how have you given him aids to asking him when to be added to who?
And why have you given him aids to asking him how to be added when to who?


*does not know of that certain request*


I can't hear you ... Llalalalallala...

[Castaras]

The Rose Dragon, then. I still think of him as Khan...<.<

[bosssmiley]

Nobody thinks Brian Blessed is awesome, he just is. It's a universal constant.

Behold the magnificence! The greatest actor ever in the greatest cut of the greatest film ever.

I should mention at this point that BRIAN BLESSED is, in fact, the primary strategic deterrent of the Neo-Britannic Empire. We have the technology to channel the power of one of his soliloquies into a coherent beam capable of inducing earthquakes, tsumanis and universal bowel purgation in any who anger us, or who obscure our view of Venus.

"The tea must flow!"

[Oregano]

Brian Blessed is one of the true masters of Kiai Shouting.

We should actually do some Brian Blessed facts.

[Haruki-kun]

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I think my head a splode.

[Thufir]

Anywho, Kenneth Braghnah, or however his last name is spelled, really does the best Hamlet of any version I've seen. I didn't actually like Mel Gibson's Hamlet. He acted somewhat juvenile...

O_O

... Get out of my sight. Come back when you have learned to appreciate the value of restraint. And not being utterly ridiculous.

Sorry, but Kenneth Branagh's Hamlet is an abomination unto Shakespeare. He's a great actor, but his directing was... awful. At best.

[Oregano]

Never seen it, lucky by the sounds of it. I liked Much Ado Nothing but the directing wasn't great, pretty good though. Frankenstein was another good adaption of an older work that he did(in my opinion anyway).

On acting, he was awesome in Wild Wild West.

[Dragonrider]

The Rose Dragon, then. I still think of him as Khan...<.<

Me too.

Also: I have no boyfriend. Ergo, he cannot possibly be hot.

[Thufir]

*Searches for a while*
Oh, that Frankenstein. I disagree with your opinion. Wikipedia says it's more faithful to the book than many previous versions though, so that's something. I'll allow that it's decent, probably quite good if you haven't read the book.

[Oregano]

Well I haven't completed the book but I read quite a bit of it in English and I thought the film was good but the part where the monster rips out Frankenstein's wife's heart was just silly.