GLoG VII: Now Vampire Free!

[Kaelaroth]

((... Why would anyone make that section?))

[Haleyintraining]

Lindsay undeadtimes where Susan, George, and Czernov are.

... Why is everyone sad?

[Kaelaroth]

Annalee, a respected member, has seemingly passed away. Czernov says, gravely.

[happyturtle]

((To prevent cross pollination))

Turtle follows Fan into the new plant greenhouse. She doesn't want to tell him that she saw Kaela, and she definitely doesn't want to tell him that she's hearing evil voices, so instead, she holds out the packages.

"We have wedding presents, from Pri," she said smiling. "I haven't peeked, promise."

[Kaelaroth]

((No, I mean, if you're going to make a place where only Happy and Fan can do... Oh what-the-hey. ))

Czer sighs.

((deadtime))

[Fan]

((You just made me remeber ta awesome Happy.))
At the mention of wedding presents fan raids his pockets, and pulls out a small bag of holding from it he extracts a bran spankin new Titanium Spork adorned with a diamond the size of happy's fist in the bowl of the sprok, and the hilt covered in silk wrappings for comfort.
"I'm so glad you mentioned that Happy.... you made me remeber the present I got you."

[happyturtle]

((We have a ranger and a druid among our members who I imagine are skilled at plants (unless the ranger is dead), so it's not a private nookie shack ))

((OMG... It be the Titanium Spork! ))

"Oh, Fan, it's wonderful!" She gives it a few experimental swings, but quickly decides the small greenhouse is too small to use as a training room. "I love it!"

[Fan]

"I'm glad you like it Happy. I will admit to having had the guy who sold it to me add in the gems, and the silk handle, but it can still serve as an entirely useable weapon. so on another note what were you saying about Pri getting us wedding presents?""

[happyturtle]

Happy pulls out the boxes from Pri and hands one to Fan. The open them to find what was described here.

Happy is absolutely enchanted with the lockets, but is speechless.

[Fan]

Fan gaps in surprise when he sees the lockets, but that surprise is soon turned to a gasp at how beautiful the lockets were.
"Pri you awesome little pixie."

[happyturtle]

"We should never take these off. Ever," Happy says. "Will you put it on for me?" She turns around and holds up her hair so that Fan can attach the necklace around her neck.

[Fan]

Fan will pick up the locket gently, and attach the ends as he puts it on for Happy. he then gave her a appriasing look, and with a slight smirk he said.
"It looks gorgeous on you babe."

[happyturtle]

Happy smiles a little self-consciously. She can't get used to receiving compliments.

"I have a gift for you as well. Just let me go and get it." She teleports out, then back, with a gift.

When Fan unwraps it, he will see a leather sheath for Brightshriek, with a velvet inner lining. The leather is embossed with roses.

"Susan helped me with it. I did the leather work, and she did the lining and stitched it together. I hope you like it."

((It's also enchanted, but I haz to deadtime now, so will write that up tomorrow.))

((George and Susan also deadtime))

[Fan]

Fan a little. He had not expected a gift from Happy under the circumstances that had happened, and the only reason he had his was becuase he had bought it beofre the wedding. Thus he took it gingerly, took bright shriek from its sheath beofre replacing the blade inside the new one.
"Thank you so much Happy. Its abslutely wonderful."

[Kaelaroth]

Kaela is padding about the base. Still a little pink puppy, who looks inquistively up and around at eveyone and everything.

[Vespe Ratavo]

The Doctor walks over to her crashed ship, and inspects it. She sighs. It's going to take forever to fix this... she steps inside, leaving the door open, and begins working on it with a sonic screwdriver.

[Saint Nil]

((We are going to vote again? But I like making the threads. ))

(Go ahead, I was just trying to save you some trouble. Feel free to just copy and past what I posted earlier in the thread on page 1.)

[Lex-Kat]

((I think she meant she likes making the GLoG threads. And if being secretary takes that away from her, I don't wanna be secretary. I'll run for VP, instead.))

Melody walks into the ship, and up to "the Doctor". Wacha doing, Vespa?

[Vespe Ratavo]

She turns around. Oh, hello. I was just working on repairing my time machine.

[Lex-Kat]

My Grandpa Smurf always said messing with time was a very dangerous thing to do. He said you can make people disappear, because you changed one seamingly insignifacant event. Is that true?

[Vespe Ratavo]

My Grandpa Smurf always said messing with time was a very dangerous thing to do. He said you can make people disappear, because you changed one seamingly insignifacant event. Is that true?

Well, yes, sometimes, anyway, which is why time travelers have to be very careful, and we don't go around telling everyone how to travel in time.

[Lex-Kat]

So, I've heard you weren't always a smurfy cute girl. You were once a boy. So what's it feel like?

And what's this button do? Points at a small red button.

[Vespe Ratavo]

It's...ah...different. If you want to, I'll let you borrow one of my Rings of Gender Changing sometime.

And that button...you know, I'm not really sure what that does.

[Lex-Kat]

I don't want to be a boy, silly. I wanted to know how you feel being a girl. But if it's a ring that you're wearing, then I'm more curious as to why you're wearing it.

Melody pushes the small red button.

[Vespe Ratavo]

I'm not wearing it right now, but I do keep a lot of them. You'd be surprised how many people can be fooled by a Ring of Gender Changing and a bit of makeup. Plus, they're great fun at parties.

A small, circular black robot with a big red eye flies out from the wall. Greetings, esteemed guest of the master. What is it you would desire?

Ah, right, that's the robot butler button.

[Lex-Kat]

Melody looks at the robot butler. I desire to be taller. You know, human sized? Can you do that?

[Vespe Ratavo]

Of course. Are there any other genetic modifications you desire? Another robot, identical to this one, flies out from the wall, sprouts an arm, and types something into a keypad. A Gatherer's Garden machine rises from the ground, and one of the bottles begins to fill up with a viscous red liquid.

[Lex-Kat]

Melody brightens. Yes!! Wait. She looks up at Vespa the "Doctor". Is this stuff really safe? I mean, I don't want to sprout horns and demon wings. I just don't like having to dodge everyone's feet.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Well, there were a few side effects in the initial tests, but I've managed to work out some of the kinks. It should be safe, at least to make you taller. If you start wanting to shoot lightning, or turn your hand into a beehive or something, though, I can't guarantee anything.

[Lex-Kat]

Melody takes the liquid. Gives the Doctor one final look, and closes her eyes.

She drinks the whole thing. BLECK!!! It tastes awful. She keeps her eyes closed tight.