Cristo's Consistently Confusing and Constantly Casual Random Banter #105

[TwoBitWriter]

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...and a bunch of the guys whose idea of entertainment is throwing axes at Baldur and watching them veer off

Okay, you gotta admit, that would be a VERY fun thing to do

[Lyesmith]

We just need to find a Baldur...

Anyone else watching Buzzcocks? number 5 was so cute!

[Oregano]

We just need to find a Baldur...

Anyone else watching Buzzcocks? number 5 was so cute!

I did, which number five?

That joke about Michael Hutchence was cold...but hi-larious.

Funny episode though, Glen Wool could've been funnier though.

[Lyesmith]

The irish number 5! He was cute.

[Oregano]

The irish number 5! He was cute.

Oh right, he was a guy so not to me!

Wonder why the guy from glasvegas was wearing shades, methinks he may have been stoned.

[Lyesmith]

I just thought he was a bit of an idiot. His 2 teammates were far, far funnier.

[Oregano]

I just thought he was a bit of an idiot. His 2 teammates were far, far funnier.

Yer, he's in a hip indie band, he can wear shades if he wants.

I half expected him to walk after Simon asked about his Dad, I thought he was that kind of guy.

How do you spell the other guys name, is it James Corden? He was funny anyhow.

[Phase]

I just thought he was a bit of an idiot. His 2 teammates were far, far funnier.

Know what else is funny?

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Seriously, I need to be entertained...

[Oregano]

Know what else is funny?

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Seriously, I need to be entertained...

Dragon: The Webcomic is funny. hint hint

Only joking, but it is funny.

[CurlyKitGirl]

Patron saint of teenage boys who dream about one day being a hero, patron saint of anybody who wants to punch Petyr Baelish in the face and cut Sansa some slack, . . .

Cut Sansa some slack?
NO!!!
She deserved nearly everything she received. Petyr on the other hand, is a truly Magnificent Bastard. Granted, he can be infuriating, but you can't fault him on his rise to power. Petyr the Kingmaker and Kingbreaker.

BUZZCOCKS:
Germaine Greer: one of the most famous feminists was on it. And she beat Simon in banter. Wow.
I loved that episode, even if ShadesGuy was overshadowed by Germaine and the Captain (what's his name now?) and Irish number 5 was quite cute.
The Number 2 for that band was hilarious as well. Especially the way they kept cutting between him and Guest Captain.

[Thufir]

The Mikado was brilliant. Sylvester McCoy has the most active eyebrows I've ever seen (He was waggling them extensively in the finale).
Oh and a line from the program: "Mikado is about as Japanese as the Mad Hatter's tea party."
Much amusement has been had by me.

[Phase]

The Mikado was brilliant. Sylvester McCoy has the most active eyebrows I've ever seen (He was waggling them extensively in the finale).
Oh and a line from the program: "Mikado is about as Japanese as the Mad Hatter's tea party."
Much amusement has been had by me.

The Lord High Excecutioner!

Who would win in a tag-team fight between Gilbert & Sullivan and Statler & Waldorf?

[Skippy]

My dear fellow playgrounders, I present to you:

The Five Minute Chocolate Pancake!!!

Ingredients:

4 spoonfuls of flour
2 spoonfuls of cocoa
4 spoonfuls of sugar
1 egg
3 spoonfuls of milk
3 spoonfuls of melted butter
A little bit of vanilla.

Preparation:

Sieve (sp? Is that the right word?) the solid ingredients (flour, cocoa and sugar), in a ceramic mug, then add the rest of the ingredients in the next order: First, the egg, then mix thoroughly until you get a homogeneous mixture. Then, the milk, then the butter (you can use cooking oil if you're too lazy) and finally the vanilla, mixing after adding every ingredient.

Finally, place it in the microwave oven and cook for 3:30 to 4 minutes. It will appear to spill, but don't panic! It won't do it.

Remove from the oven, then place the pancake on a dish and enjoy!

Individual portions

[Dragonrider]

A notice:

I'm now officially the goddess of random announcements.

Because I have a random announcement:

It's the same one I had last night.

I LOVE ANGEL.

[Haruki-kun]

Cool, skip! I'll give it a try sometime!

I LOVE ANGEL.

*sneezes* Do you ever get the feeling someone's mentioning you?

[Dragonrider]

*sneezes* Do you ever get the feeling someone's mentioning you?

You're pretty awesome, but you're not QUITE up there with the evil-vampire-turned-hero. Sorry.

[FoE]

You're pretty awesome, but you're not QUITE up there with the evil-vampire-turned-hero. Sorry.

How about me? I once set loose a group of demon gladiators and then turned into a talking puppet.

[Felixaar]

I dare not ask if I'm as awesome, but I think I may possibly know what we're talking about.

(that doesnt happen very often!)

[Zeful]

I'd ask if I were awesome, but I already know the answer to that one.

And it would be: No.

[Lemur]

I'm partial to Cellphone Investigation 7 myself.

>.>

<.<
I should probably leave now.

[ColonelFuster]

Emergency message from the sandbox!
My cat's eyes seem to dialate at different rates; they have been frequently mismatched today.
Any help in the playground?

[Lyesmith]

Is it just today? One of our cat's eyes always looks more dilated than the other one, but it dosent seem to affect him at all.

[Thufir]

Who would win in a tag-team fight between Gilbert & Sullivan and Statler & Waldorf?

Well, I'm thoroughly ignorant of Statler & Waldorf, but according to bosssmiley, "Gilbert & Sullivan are Great British Win. They also fought crime when not writing comic operettas."
So, I'm gonna have to go with G&S.

@Dragonrider: Astronauts vs. Cavemen - weapons to be determined - who would win?

[Tempest Fennac]

I've never noticed that with any cats I've known, Colonel. Have you taken the cat to the vets, and have they had any health problems recently?

[bosssmiley]

Anyone else watching Buzzcocks? number 5 was so cute!

Haven't watched it since that blithering floppy-haired eunuch took over from Mark Lamarr.

@Jibar: Statler & Waldorf are the two hecklers in The Muppet Show.

As for Astronauts vs Cavemen: too situational to call. Astronauts have ray guns, cavemen have dinosaurs...

[randman22222]

As for Astronauts vs Cavemen: too situational to call. Astronauts have ray guns, cavemen have dinosaurs...

Astronauts have "Boom De Yada". I think they win just from that.
Also, they have their cosmonaut allies, who have the coolest names in the world.

[FoE]

Ah. You've been yeling at each other for 40 minutes about this?

(sigh) Do the astronauts have weapons?

[randman22222]

Ah. You've been yeling at each other for 40 minutes about this?

(sigh) Do the astronauts have weapons?

Oh, one needs more proof why astronauts are superior to cavemen.

Well, here's the proof you'll need.

[Charity]

Sorry Bossman cavemen only get mammoths and their ilk, no dino for da cavemen.

Also, Amstel isn't a bad replacement for Lamarr, definately in the same vein of caustic humour.

[Coidzor]

Where did this whole Astronauts versus Cavemen thing come from anyway?

My best friend in highschool was beating me in the head with this scenario no matter which side whose chances I was considering during Freshman year... That was actually about this time of year god, 5 years ago that was now... Wow, you've made me feel old by bringing up astronauts and cavemen of all things. Kudos.

In any event, it, like most competitions, depends upon the scenario. Astronauts all have to be physically (potentially now genetically) in perfect condition and are mainly recruited from the armed forces so they have to have some measure of combat training unless my basis is completely off.

Cavemen have to survive in a brutal world (may not be either the past or our imaginations) where they struggle constantly to survive and the weak are actually more or less culled by the circumstances of the day. Probably more used to coming into conflict and killing others than astonauts would be... When you factor in nutritional differences though...