Dysfunctional

[Moff Chumley]

I like it thus far. Keep it up.

[Ghastly Epigram]

10 days! Eek!

Sadly, I come to you with no updates. I generally only like to post when I have one, but I have had a severe mental block where the words refused to appear. And so, I turn to you, my friends, to help me write a FILLER STRIP!

Post your questions here, for specific characters or the cast in general, and the Dysfunctional team will answer them in a no doubt hilarious fashion! Because that is how we roll. The questions can be about whatever you want. Hopefully this will get my creative juices flowing and will help me to blast through previously mentioned mental block. So get to it!

[Nevitan]

Woo! Filller!

Alright, so do any of the characters have class levels like in DnD or are they all Commoners or does this comic have nothing to do with gaming?

[Fawkes]

How do you type with boxing gloves on?

[Scatman]

You can do a comic just showing what some of the characters might do in their free time.

[Green-Shirt Q]

What's the green guy's name, and is he a rip off of a character in my comic who is ALSO an intellectual orc?

[Fawkes]

What's the green guy's name, and is he a rip off of a character in my comic who is ALSO an intellectual orc?

You didn't invent playing against tropes, Q.

[Green-Shirt Q]

You didn't invent playing against tropes, Q.

I know, but those are some pretty good questions. Easy to make fun of. I'm giving the writer easy question to work with. Ad least I'm trying to, anyway.

Another question: Why does the orc guy bother keeping the people he's annoyed with around with him? He's letting them live there, dosen't he have a choice?!

[Ghastly Epigram]

Just a quick note to say that I AM working on the comic, and I am glad a few more people replied as I was having difficulty spreading the boxing gloves for half a comic.

Should be up by this time tomorrow at the latest (Though even I would not trust my own word at this point ).

[Ghastly Epigram]

Double post because the comic is done! As always, your thoughts and comments and all that jazz are greatly appreciated! (And thanks for the questions, of course!)

Dysfunctional #901: Insightful, Truly

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Dysfunctional #901: Insightful, Truly

Completely uninteresting facts:

1: I toyed with the idea of a Monty Python reference to unladen swallows for the title, but decided against it in the end. Because then I would lose ALL my street cred.

[Nevitan]

This was great!
You those guys are truly great at sarcastic answers!

But Jade is Mean.. and stupid .

Very good update.

[Scatman]

Awesome, I got my question.. If it was a question.. Answered. Everyone wins.

[Nevitan]

*koff*
>.>...<.<..

[Ghastly Epigram]

*koff*
>.>...<.<..

Oh right. This. Erm...

>.>

<.<

...HEY LOOK A KIWI BIRD OUTSIDE GO AND LOOK!

Even after the "Mail Call," I still found myself somewhat stumped. I had a general idea of what I wanted the strip to be like, but the specifics completely evaded me. Then there was Christmas and the New Year and all that shizzle, and I, like, forgot. D:

I cannot make any promises, but I will try and get back to this.

[Nevitan]

Well howsabout some more filler?
In the shape of a guest comic(s)!
Also:
You lied about the bird

[Ghastly Epigram]

Well howsabout some more filler?
In the shape of a guest comic(s)!

Hey, if someone wants to send me one I am certainly not going to complain.

Also:
You lied about the bird

I am sorry! I will never do it again!

*Hastily hides flamingo away*

[Nevitan]

Hey, if someone wants to send me one I am certainly not going to complain.

Offer some sort of Prize!
Like a cameo!
Or a Camel!

I am sorry! I will never do it again!

*Hastily hides flamingo away*

[Ghastly Epigram]

Rejoice! I return! "But Ghastly!" I hear you say! "Nobody cares-" *SHOTGUN BLAST*

Oh, and see if you can solve it before they do.

Dysfunctional #012: Game, Set, Match

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Completely uninteresting facts (To be consumed after the main course):

1: It actually is based on a poem I wrote a long time ago, so Divvur's answer is technically correct. We can plainly see why I do not write more of them.
2: This took a while to come out. A loooooong while. I knew I wanted it to be Divvur and Morgan having some kind of "face-off," preferably at least a little thought provoking (Fat chance), but was completely blank as to the details. So I forgot about it until I was reminded today by my brother, and I decided to take this idea that suddenly occurred to me and run with it.

[Nevitan]

I'm thinking that may have been a trick question >.>

Also, when I saw this was bumped by your name, my face went :D

[Desouulm]

Interesting comic! Definately something a little different!

I demand a Dungeon Crawl, however.

Preferably into the freezer.

Anyway, I'm putting the banner in my sig, so I'll expect a cameo in the next page. That's the first of Rule of Banner-sigging, as I'm sure you know.

[Sequinox]

This is easily the most interesting comic on the forums! DON'T DIE!

*Casts Resurrection, despite the whole 'sorcerer' thing*