Baby Week! Dec. 1-7

[Emperor Ing]

Assuming Rand's been healed,
What, i'm one year old and my leg muscles are very underdeveloped, I can barely walk a few feet. I absolutely HAVE to fly!

[Hazkali]

*wades into the fray*
*throws spaghetti everywhere*
*hides*

[UncleWolf]

Assuming Rand's been healed,
What, i'm one year old and my leg muscles are very underdeveloped, I can barely walk a few feet. I absolutely HAVE to fly!

*points out that it'd still lower your hit points*

[Beholder1995]

Was aspectin a aversion or summin interestin.

There like 8 melodrama gentleman villain beholders on South West UK Villain commite alone.

Really? Cool!

*glares at DS7 back*

[Evil DM Mark3]

*wades into the fray*
*throws spaghetti everywhere*
*hides*

What kinda person frows sgetti?

[UncleWolf]

Really? Cool!

*glares at DS7 back*

*blocks flesh to stone ray with sheet of lead*

Ahem.

@V: No problem. Even if it had healed naturally, you wouldn't have been able to move at full movement because of the wound.

[Emperor Ing]

*points out that it'd still lower your hit points*

Why can't they heal a broken freakin bone?

(tip: dont edit your posts in an rp thread unless you have to)

[Deathslayer7]

*spikes Beholder's beer with tobasco sauce*

[Evil DM Mark3]

*Three men in black suits arrive*
"We" "are" "here" "for" "the" "archetype."
*One picks up BabyDMMk3*
"Did" "you" "behave" "yourself" "for" "the" "chliche" "eye" "tyrrant?"

[Vampiric]

*spikes Beholder's beer with tobacco sauce*

Don't you mean Tabasco sauce?

*floats away*

[Emperor Ing]

Rand summons a magical cast around his ankle
Hmm, it would seem that the authority figures are no longer present. It would also seem I need to learn what to say in my head, and out loud.

[Deathslayer7]

Don't you mean Tabasco sauce?

*floats away*

*kills in a dark alleyway*

[Beholder1995]

I don't drink beer, sorry.

DMMK3, if you google search 'Beholder with a Monacle', I'm actually the first hit.

And yeah... I'm cliche. So?...

[Deathslayer7]

*spikes soda with tobasco sauce then*

[Beholder1995]

How does a toddler spike soda with tobasco sauce?

[Deathslayer7]

its when you look away

[Beholder1995]

Bleh.

Ack! Since when is soda spicy?...

Big digestive system. Comparatively small amount of tobasco sauce.

[Deathslayer7]

*smiles as you rush to the bathroom*

[Evil DM Mark3]

*EvilDMMk3 goes home with the men from the Industry.*

[UncleWolf]

Why can't they heal a broken freakin bone?

(tip: dont edit your posts in an rp thread unless you have to)

(Anything that isn't in * or in color isn't rp when I type it, it was just me pointing out that if I hadn't done it, it would have healed badly. Sorry if I confused you. I meant to put it in parentheses )
*Waves goodbye to EvilDMMk3*
See you soon!

[An Enemy Spy]

Bites Beholder for taking away the bazooka.
GiBBET BACK GIBBET BACK!!!

[Emperor Ing]

You're better off without it. You'll understand.

[Deathslayer7]

*uses An Enemy spy's distraction to slip out of the house unnoticed*

[Beholder1995]

Ack! No, no bazooka! Ack, get off me, dangit!

[UncleWolf]

*uses An Enemy spy's distraction to slip out of the house unnoticed*

*hears the pitter-pat of mischievous feet*()

*notices*

*gives a 5 minute head start*

[Deathslayer7]

*runs across the street to the park*

Shame on you for letting a little girl cross the street alone and without paying attention.

*wonders why a car skidded into a lampost*
*shrugs*
*continues heading to the park*

[Beholder1995]

*snaps Bazooka in spite*

Harumph. I-

...

Wolfbane, you look like you're waiting for something.

[Emperor Ing]

Trust me, he has his reasons.

[UncleWolf]

You'll see in a sec...

*sounds of car crashing*

Ah, there we go.

*leaps through window and starts to track DS7*

[An Enemy Spy]

*Turns into a horrific avatar of death and bites Beholder in the eye*