Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107

[randman22222]

Band Name:
Minimum Wage
Letterbox Sparrow
Open Letterbox
Friendly Little Bird
Dark Whistles
Poisoned Minds
Rocks and Strings

Err, anyway. There was another time in which I realised that my dream was a dream, and then I could sorta semi-consciously change my dream on the fly. It was pretty cool, but only lasted a few seconds before I woke up.

[TwoBitWriter]

Band Names:

Grouchy Marco
Jim Bob and the Rumrunners
Steampunk
Itchy Condominium
Quiche Lorraine (A heavy metal band)

[Player_Zero]

The band with rocks in?

Gold?
Silver?
Any type of heavy metal?

Note: band names do not have to be good, just memorable.

[TwoBitWriter]

Note: band names do not have to be good, just memorable.

Would you ever forget a Heavy Metal band called "Quiche Lorraine?"

[ghost_warlock]

The band with rocks in?

Gold?
Silver?
Any type of heavy metal?

Lead Balloon
Pbutter

[UncleWolf]

How about Ghoti? It is pronounced fish.

[three08]

i had a good band name the other day but now it's escaped me. oh well - if it comes back, i'll let you know. (because i am sure you will be waiting with bated breath.) otherwise, all i can offer is the one i went with for guitar hero - Cold Ham in Winter.

and i do, indirectly, know someone who did, in fact, get scurvy in college, apparently from eating only pizza.

[mangosta71]

You should name your band after something that's famous for failing spectacularly. Hindenberg, or Titanic, or the like. Or that one bridge that collapsed a while back in Minnesota, I think it was.

[bosssmiley]

You should name your band after something that's famous for failing spectacularly. Hindenberg, or Titanic, or the like. Or that one bridge that collapsed a while back in Minnesota, I think it was.

Do you mean the Tacoma Narrows Bridge, or the infamous Om Nom Nom Nom bridge?

Titanic OSHO Compliance Officer (good for a mathrock band)
Winehouse Rehab Check-in
Enron Audit Office
Kursk Reef Tours
R101 (moar airship than thou)

[Coidzor]

The Genetic Imperative.
Five Man Band. (Even if there's only four of you)
Hampster-Fu.
I've gone numb.
Resuscitate this. (Phallic imagery ftw)
Candycorn and Peanuts.
Barbarian.
[The Law Offices of] Zuul, Zuul, and Zuul.
(any of the KingdomofLoathing's band name suggestions...)

@V: Haha! Success!

[Cristo Meyers]

.
Resuscitate this. (Phallic imagery ftw)

This made me laugh out loud.

I know, I'm easy.

[UncleWolf]

I know, I'm easy.

Too easy

[Cristo Meyers]

Too easy

...

...

...shush, I'm trying to be good...

[UncleWolf]

...

...

...shush, I'm trying to be good...

Why be good, when you can be...bad.

[Jibar]

Jibar's Band Names
MacGyver Built Us Out Of Sticks And Stones
Pornography Philosophy
Gannondorf Plays Killer Drums
That Pub Just Killed A Mining Canary
Some Kid Mugged Me And Took My Self Respect
Johnny And The Number Fives
The Echo (insert number of band numbers)
Lightening Smells

[Player_Zero]

LightEning Smells

Lightning?

[Kneenibble]

No, I think it's a participle, or a gerund.

Life without E is just... lif.

[CurlyKitGirl]

Verily I have missed my cat.

Cat pictured on lap:

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Cute cat. Very cute cat. Aaaaawwww.

Hey! Before we're done talking about cats I have to post a picture!

I came across this today and immediately thought of Curly:

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Curly: corrupting lolcats since 2007.

Fffnnaaaaaahhhh. That was hideous last night. I had a bad reaction to my jab and couldn't sleep again all last night or even concentrate last evening because I was all feverish and spacy. So I slept in, had to catch a late bus into college (missed French, but that's OK as I couldn't concentrate enough to do the homework) and resolved to do said homework during my frees.
So I tried today. I really did try to leave Cool Classics Club after class today. But the gravitational pull and slowness of movement increased exponentially.
It took us ten minutes to leave class.
After fifty five minutes we'd moved an entire three yards from the classroom door.
It was ten past one by the time I managed to free myself from the gravitational pull.
But we did talk good stuff. Disney films and songs; corny music and good music, computer games.
But I couldn't do my work.

[Skippy]

-Oh God If Only We Had Listened To My Manager When He Told Me Our Name Was Too Long...

-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

-Don't keep staring at the case, buy this CD

[Fredthefighter]

Fred's band names
We couldn't think of a good name
The Intelligent Idiocracy
Retards 'R' U

[Player_Zero]

No, I think it's a participle, or a gerund.

Life without E is just... lif.

So you mean to say that he is suggesting to name a band after lightening smells, that is to say a lift in hue or a decrease in weight of an odour, or perhaps even insulting the term or process of lightening?

Also, here is more cat:

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Sleeping on one of my towels.

[Coidzor]

Aww, is such a pretty kitty. Is so cute, and would kill me. Oh they're such vicious killers, yes they are, yes they are...

*shakes self* Err, what was that again? Oh yeah, cats. I had to drug myself something hard the other day due to my cat allergies causing me to turn into a giant ball of puffiness and sneezing. Actually ended up hibernating from the side-effects of drowsiness, which is a first for me.

[Cristo Meyers]

Now I miss my kitties...especially now that one of them is gone...

...damn, now I've gone and depressed myself...I'm going to go home and blow up a planet in Spore, that should do the trick...

[ghost_warlock]

I wanna share (old) pictures of mah kitteh!

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This is Griselda ("Zelda"), she is hiding in my sock drawer.


Here she is sleeping on her face.

Pictures were taken during the winter of 2004, while I was living in a junky rental house in Colorado. Which should partially explain the horrendous carpet, anyway.

[Reinholdt]

Aww, is such a pretty kitty. Is so cute, and would kill me. Oh they're such vicious killers, yes they are, yes they are...

*shakes self* Err, what was that again? Oh yeah, cats. I had to drug myself something hard the other day due to my cat allergies causing me to turn into a giant ball of puffiness and sneezing. Actually ended up hibernating from the side-effects of drowsiness, which is a first for me.

Hey! I... *tries to be insulted*

*fails*

Nevermind. Carry on.

@Meyers:

[Kneenibble]

So you mean to say that he is suggesting to name a band after lightening smells, that is to say a lift in hue or a decrease in weight of an odour, or perhaps even insulting the term or process of lightening?

Yes, sir: or even to say, smells that lift in hue or decrease in weight. It is indeed a name whose beauty lies in its possibility. In other news, your cat is MAXIME ADORANDA OMNIBVS

[TwoBitWriter]

Am I the only dog person here?!

Really, cats are cute and all, but they are also little balls of clawing allergens!

[Reinholdt]

Eh. I like dogs, too. And we have more of them at home than cats. I've just always been a cat person.

[Cristo Meyers]

Am I the only dog person here?!

Miss her too...she's gone too...

Really sucks because they all live with my parents down around Springfield...I won't even get to see them until Christmas...I wanna hug my kitty, dammit!

Really, cats are cute and all, but they are also little balls of clawing allergens!

<_<

>_>

*claws*

*sheds all over*

[Coidzor]

Am I the only dog person here?!

Really, cats are cute and all, but they are also little balls of clawing allergens!

Yes, but they're fluffy and cute little balls of clawing allergens. Unless they're maine ***** in which case they're dogs in cats bodies

I like dogs and all, but there's just something about making ambiguously suggestive comments that's a laugh riot when done properly. Harder to do such things with dogs.

That, and I've kinda lost a bit of respect for dogs after having my brother's cat beat up the family dog regularly.