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2011-07-20, 10:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-20, 10:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: My Little Pony XVI: There's a Pony for That!
To clarify: I thought she was talking about sauce in general, and I'm a grumpy young man who thinks that anything beyond the line of what we'd find acceptable here on GiantITP is too hot for my tastes. Funny, given that I'm the largest proponent of anything with the word 'harem' in it, but there you go.
I don't actually have any stashes of hot sauce, I just keep stumbling across it while looking for good stuff.
You mean you're not a centerfold in Playcolt?I mean, bad moods come and go, and everyone's more irritable and/or melancholy when they haven't been getting enough sleep, especially if they're starting to drown in a sea of sauciness centered around their self-insertion into the greater pony universe.
Take a break, get some rest, and commission cute/heartwarming Shimmer images in the hope of counterbalancing the sauce. (And when you say you're drowning in Sauce, you mean not here, right? Or is the fault on our end? )
"Oh, really, thou sable quean? Truly, the fiend is in the eye of the beholder, and I'm the only one beholding right now! How'd you like them apples, eh?"
Originally Posted by MetalMaskthe FrenchMidnight here, I'm afraid. Do you really wish to curse someone so adorable? Oh, what am I saying, of course you would, you beautifully mad pony!"
Originally Posted by MetalMask
It is around this time that the young stallion realizes that he can't actually make Midnight cast the spell, so, after an awkward silence, he just starts making 'pew pew' noises and pretending to fire her like an instant haremizer cannon until she gets the hint.
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2011-07-20, 10:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-20, 10:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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It's a fanfic. Here's a comic I found that resulted in me reading it of the events leading up to the opening scene of the fic.
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Hmmm, it's far from being the real NMM (what with there being 3 of them) but that would make for one hell of a fight! If moving away from the source is fine, I suggest you do that.
Wait... I think he said the session was tonight...
The other two are Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo. The rest look good to me, probably make Gilda the killer though. She's kinda hyper aggro. >_>
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2011-07-20, 10:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: My Little Pony XVI: There's a Pony for That!
It's done. I have completed my project. (If you want me to stop posting these since they're Garry's Mod or something by all means let me know.)
I give you. My Little Pony: Garry's Mod is Magic.
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2011-07-20, 10:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: My Little Pony XVI: There's a Pony for That!
Midnight, who was basically more than a little stunned at being hauled around like she was some sort of pony bazooka, blinks slightly. A bit of a sly look on her face, and she leans down, looking at Talespinner.
"I'm not your bazooka, and I'm not fooled by whatever false authority you're trying to intimidate me with. So...what can you possibly give me to make me cast this spell on him? Or, you know, not cast it on you?"
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2011-07-20, 10:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Huh, I didn't know that about IMDB. I'm suddenly less inclined to trust the site. Oh well, glad to see it got resolved to your satisfaction.
And that restores much of my faith in the site.
I'm likely vastly oversimplifying this, but would you be comfortable putting out a memo that basically says what you've said here? Regardless, I hope things start getting better soon.
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2011-07-20, 10:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: My Little Pony XVI: There's a Pony for That!
Silly Trixie! Trix are for fillies!
<Inkwell> "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH..." -(GASP)- "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH..."
Heheh, maybe. Ooohh, look, djinni trap right over there.
<Inkwell> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH...
I drew the plot to attract more comments in other forums! Because the lack of comments in other forums drive me nutty.
<Inkwell> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH...
Yeah, it's a bummer of a day. I'm telecommuting to my game, because I got kicked out for being sick.
<Inkwell> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH... -(Gasp, flop, twitch twitch)-Last edited by InkwellPony; 2011-07-20 at 10:35 PM.
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2011-07-20, 10:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Mask: "That's not a real expression! That's the opposite of a real expression! The opposite of four or five real expressions!"
"That'd bethe FrenchMidnight here, I'm afraid. Do you really wish to curse someone so adorable? Oh, what am I saying, of course you would, you beautifully mad pony!"
"Yes, the harem outfit! Nothing but the harem outfit! AHAHAHAHAAAAA!"
It is around this time that the young stallion realizes that he can't actually make Midnight cast the spell, so, after an awkward silence, he just starts making 'pew pew' noises and pretending to fire her like an instant haremizer cannon until she gets the hint.Spoiler
Sexy.
Mask: Hate you forever. There's no way that should have worked.
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2011-07-20, 10:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: My Little Pony XVI: There's a Pony for That!
*ponyard watches the events below.* Well. It appears nothing gets done without somepony kidnapping someone, blowing something up, or unleashing some terrible force. So uh.. I chose blow stuff up. I'MA FIRING MY LASERS! HAAAAAAAA! *The ship shoots out several lasers at Talespinner. none of which hit him, but instead trigger the Harem traps around him.*
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My current story ponies-Ponylagann in the Ponythread.
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2011-07-20, 10:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: My Little Pony XVI: There's a Pony for That!
Maybe I should fire up a program and make a harem version of my one of my grimdark pon-
BLARG I'M BEING STRANGLED BY AN OC PONYAsk me about our low price vacation plans in the Elemental Plane of Puppies and PieSpoiler
Evoker avatar by kpenguin. Evoker Pony by Dirtytabs. Grey Mouser, disciple of cupcakes by me. Any and all commiepuppies by BRC
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2011-07-20, 10:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Talespinner grins, and it's the kind of grin that you just know is filed away as 'ridiculously cheeky grin #21' in his head. There's no way he's not grinning so cheekily on purpose.
"Can't blame a colt for trying, right? I mean, if you really were a magical haremizing bazooka, that would be pretty sweet. I'd promise to only use your powers for GREAT JUSTICE, and suchlike. Buuuut that's like telling a filly you're only interested in her body, so I'll skip right past that and tell you that you should zap Metal Mask with your magic harem ray because it would be hilarious.
Come on. You know you want to. Nopony makes a spell like that just for upright, clean living. Magic wants to be used. And before you turn your head and zap me, I must tell you that wizard pony over there completely agrees with me when I say that we must zap Metal Mask. He has a wise old beard and everything. You should listen to the wise wizard pony, and to me. Especially to me. Because I'm TALESPINNER, HERO OF EQUESTRIA."
Talespinner carefully sets Midnight back down, but rather pointedly so that she's aimed right at Metal Mask. "So, in summary, do it because it'll be really funny, and doing funny things is never wrong. Ten bits says that mask turns into a veil or something. C'mon, you know you want to, cutie."
"I'll have you know, seductive siren, that I make an expression mean exactly what I want it to mean, nothing more, nothing humina humina humina I can't believe that actually worked..."
Talespinner picks Midnight back up, going 'pew pew' at SiuiS...
(If I were an artist, a suitably shocked harem-filly would be right here.)
"Aw, fiddlestrings and comets. Live by the harem bazooka, die by the... um, I don't actually think that was the harem bazooka, but whatever.
Hey, you're all right, aren't you, beautiful harem bazooka? Or did you get caught in the blast of raw, unrefined djinni essence, just as I was?"
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2011-07-20, 10:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Midnight looks allllmmoostt convinced at the 'It's funny' idea...and then all hell breaks loose, what with Metal Mask getting hit (That really shouldn't have worked!), her being picked up again...and then all the explosions and stuff around them. Thankfully, it seems that she was smart enough to craft a spell that doesn't actually effect her! She leaps out of Talespinner's grasp, looking a little woozy.
"Why does everything I have to be involved in have to end in explosions? Yes, I'm fine, amazingly."Last edited by EsperDerek; 2011-07-20 at 10:54 PM.
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2011-07-20, 10:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-20, 11:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Ask me about our low price vacation plans in the Elemental Plane of Puppies and PieSpoiler
Evoker avatar by kpenguin. Evoker Pony by Dirtytabs. Grey Mouser, disciple of cupcakes by me. Any and all commiepuppies by BRC
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2011-07-20, 11:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Talespinneretta looks down at herself, and then back at Midnight, her grin now being rather sheepish. "Um... you wouldn't happen to know a counterspell, would you? Or should I just saunter on off to my bottle, awaiting the day on which you decide to magically compel me to obey your every whim? Or should I start making out with Metal Mask? Decisions, decisions."
And now I'm feeling bad because I know there are people who never get noticed when they leave the thread, but I take a small furlough to angst about writing and then everyone's jumping back on me and cheering when I come back, and that makes the more alienated ponies even more alienated, because hey, here's this cool kid who gets everyone excited about him when he leaves, aaaagagahahgah.
But thank you anyway, because that's really sweet.
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2011-07-20, 11:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Mask: If I had a nose, it'd be bleeding from trying to comprehend that. Did I mention I hated you forever?
"I'll have you know, seductive siren, that I make an expression mean exactly what I want it to mean, nothing more, nothing humina humina humina I can't believe that actually worked..."
Talespinner picks Midnight back up, going 'pew pew' at SiuiS...
(If I were an artist, a suitably shocked harem-filly would be right here.)
"Aw, fiddlestrings and comets. Live by the harem bazooka, die by the... um, I don't actually think that was the harem bazooka, but whatever.
Hey, you're all right, aren't you, beautiful harem bazooka? Or did you get caught in the blast of raw, unrefined djinni essence, just as I was?"
Mask: Figures. Darn unicorns.
Mask: Oh darn, that's right - Midnight's the only one not a dijinn here, so she's pretty much got total control over us. I'd suggest teaming up to escape her evil power but I get the feeling this situation wasn't entirely unplanned.
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2011-07-20, 11:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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This one's for you, Raz, because I saw it, then saw your sig, then thought:
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If there were a mash-up of the two threads I contribute to with any seriousness (ponies and the god game), this would be their baby!Last edited by the_druid_droid; 2011-07-20 at 11:09 PM.
This Machine Surrounds Hate And Forces It To Surrender
Ponythread Learns to Draw!
SpoilerBleeeeh! Alfalfa Monster!
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2011-07-20, 11:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Avatar by DirtyTabs in the Adopt-A-Pony thread.
Thank you all so much for voting!
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2011-07-20, 11:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Thanks to Dirty Tabs for the Travis pony.
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Thanks to A Thousand Words for the My Little Simhata avatar, and thanks to Trixie for fixing the cropping.
Breakdown Twilight from Pony Halloween celebration, thanks to Thanqol.
Thanks to Akrim.Elf for the awesome Laharl pony.
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2011-07-20, 11:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Midnight smiles enigmatically, her tail sweeping back and forth. Her horn glows, and some popcorn manifests itself. She settles down, watching the two in amusement.
"Hmn...yes. I think I want you two to make out. I think I would enjoy that very much. Then I'll probably cast the counterspell on you both, I'm feeling kind enough to do that. I don't want to get into anymore trouble about all this anyways. "Last edited by EsperDerek; 2011-07-20 at 11:13 PM.
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2011-07-20, 11:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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You ponies are enough to give an artists fits.
You really are.
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2011-07-20, 11:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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"What, you can't understand LOGIC? It's the most simple thing, other than the simplicity of your narrow-minded eternal hate for my dashing good looks and charm. Also, the fact that I'm richer than you are, but I doubt that matters now, other than the fact that I totally have more bling than you."
Originally Posted by MetalMask
Mask: Why yes, I'm fine, thanks for asking.
Mask: Oh darn, that's right - Midnight's the only one not a dijinn here, so she's pretty much got total control over us. I'd suggest teaming up to escape her evil power but I get the feeling this situation wasn't entirely unplanned.
Talespinnerette raises one hoof to her head dramatically. "Oh, no! I must... 'make out' with my hated rival and nemesis, pressing my nubile lips against her cold mask of hatred and literal steel. I cannot resist this strange sorcery pounding through my body - forgive me, mother, Mask, for I cannot resist any longer!"
It is rather unlikely that the spell contains some kind of clause about overacting, so that's all Talespinner's fault. One might think the mare protests too much.
This is the bit where you draw something awesome, right?
I just want you to know that this was SAVED WITH THE FORCE OF A FALLING STAR.
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2011-07-20, 11:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-20, 11:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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*the airship nears the castle and stops level with everyone.*Well that's not exactly what i intended to happen. but i suppose it works... Bravo Midnight. I wish i had spent some time studying kinky magic. But i was to busy TRYING TO SURVIVE! Oh well, never too old to learn, am i right? *He looks over at midnight.* Well, the airship is ready for your romantic get away, Ive taken the liberty of redoing a few rooms. To Uh.. suit the occasion. But im flying this boat, so dont get any ideas.
ADVENTURE!!!!!
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2011-07-20, 11:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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This Machine Surrounds Hate And Forces It To Surrender
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SpoilerBleeeeh! Alfalfa Monster!
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2011-07-20, 11:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Also, if it turns out that WASN'T Beyond Forever fanart (I got warm fuzzies because someone had already asked before Deviant art went into view only mode), I see to recall Alterform promising fanart. How far down the que am I?
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2011-07-20, 11:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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"Worst mom ever."
"Ah yes, I forget about your imaginary nobility sometimes. I suppose you are arguably richer than I am, though - it's not like you've got anything inside that head of yours except dreams of money."
Have I ever mentioned that you are the best? Because you are the best.
"Well, I think it's like a one-way on/off switch, where you can't be further affected by the spell once you've been transformed and you weren't talking about that you were talking about the explosions and now I'm feeling very silly indeed."
"Wasn't entirely unplanned? Yes, Metal Maskette, you've seen straight through my cunning plan. Clearly, I staged the explosions that nearly took my now-more-beautiful-than-rugged head off. I'm a genius."
Talespinnerette raises one hoof to her head dramatically. "Oh, no! I must... 'make out' with my hated rival and nemesis, pressing my nubile lips against her cold mask of hatred and literal steel. I cannot resist this strange sorcery pounding through my body - forgive me, mother, Mask, for I cannot resist any longer!"
It is rather unlikely that the spell contains some kind of clause about overacting, so that's all Talespinner's fault. One might think the mare protests too much.Last edited by Thanqol; 2011-07-20 at 11:37 PM.
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2011-07-20, 11:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-20, 11:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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