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Thread: I need a Brothel Name!
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2012-04-29, 03:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: I need a Brothel Name!
American Dad has a surprising number of well named strip clubs.
My favorite is:
Xanaboobs
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2012-04-29, 03:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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- NO LONGER IN CHINA!
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You haven't seen Harlots on a table before?
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2012-04-29, 05:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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Sleazy Al's Paradise Plaza and Clinic
We give them to you, and Father Tom takes them away!
explaining the joke: remove disease, or whatever the spell is called.
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2012-04-29, 06:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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2012-04-29, 06:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: I need a Brothel Name!
I'd just like to say that I'm making notes from all the innuendo in this thread for my own games. The best I came up with was "House of Explosive Happiness" (which in the game was misinterpreted as being an Evoker-slash-pyromaniac-operated magic shop, hilariously enough).
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2012-04-29, 07:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: I need a Brothel Name!
Bookshop "the happy ending".
Tailorshop "the lucky seamstress (pants repaired while you wait)".
The House of Healing: we specialize in pricks.
The Lancer's Tilt.
The Piston.
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2012-04-29, 07:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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Ye Olde Brothele.
I hope I just doomed at least 5 people to TvTropes for several hoursLast edited by BobVosh; 2012-04-29 at 07:12 AM.
Originally Posted by Alabenson
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2012-04-29, 10:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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2012-04-29, 10:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: I need a Brothel Name!
The Wandering Eye
The Sure Thing*
What Awaits
Nothing and More
*Also a casino
Last edited by Ravens_cry; 2012-04-29 at 10:24 AM.
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2012-04-29, 10:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: I need a Brothel Name!
How about "Sigil, the City of Doors"?
Metal Perfection - a template for creatures born on Mirrodin.
True Ferocity - a simple fix for Orcs and Half-Orcs.
Monastic Magus - a spiritual successor to the Unarmed Swordsage.
Pathfinder-ish Synthesist - a simple fix making Synthesist Summoners follow polymorph rules.
Sword & Sorcery for Sneaky Scoundrels - rogue archetypes/fixes that aim to turn the rogue into a warrior/caster.
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2012-04-29, 10:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by Zaq; 2012-04-29 at 10:29 AM.
In the Beginning Was the Word, and the Word Was Suck: A Guide to Truenamers
My compiled Iron Chef stuff!
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2012-04-29, 10:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: I need a Brothel Name!
My campaign's currently taking place in a medieval Las Vegas. Here's a few of the bordello names.
The Minotaurs Horn
The Witches Wiggle
The Fighting Buck
The Noble Nymph
The Portly Sorcerer
My personal favourite is the Witches Wiggle.I admit full culpability for Phyrnglsnyx
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2012-04-29, 10:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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I have a tavern I call The Plotting Hook, with a sign of a silhouette of a raised hook in front of a hook noised face.
It's just different enough the players might not get it in the first go.
Yes!
For added Elizabethan slang, you could have 'The Nunnery' headed by the priestess of some lust god or goddess.Last edited by Ravens_cry; 2012-04-29 at 10:45 AM.
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2012-04-29, 01:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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The Shag Pile
The Shag Pilesπ = 4
Consider a 5' radius blast: this affects 4 squares which have a circumference of 40' — Actually it's worse than that.
Completely Dysfunctional Handbook
Warped Druid Handbook
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2012-04-29, 01:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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I read those last two as "The Shaggy Piles" and immediately thought to myself: Gross!
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2012-04-29, 01:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-04-29, 01:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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And check out this guy making fun of it.
Oh, and how about The Greasy Wheel?Last edited by Gnome Alone; 2012-04-29 at 05:32 PM.
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"I'll be whatever I wanna do." - Philip J. Fry
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2012-04-29, 02:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Bloodbath and Beyond.
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2012-04-29, 02:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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The Sexy Harpy
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2012-04-29, 03:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Pretty & Witty & Gay
The Purple Party Pantaloons
The Ascended Kobold
Pick-a-Dilly Square
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2012-04-29, 03:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by Larkas; 2012-04-29 at 03:10 PM.
Metal Perfection - a template for creatures born on Mirrodin.
True Ferocity - a simple fix for Orcs and Half-Orcs.
Monastic Magus - a spiritual successor to the Unarmed Swordsage.
Pathfinder-ish Synthesist - a simple fix making Synthesist Summoners follow polymorph rules.
Sword & Sorcery for Sneaky Scoundrels - rogue archetypes/fixes that aim to turn the rogue into a warrior/caster.
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2012-04-29, 03:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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The Paladin's Mount
The Otyugh Hole
Iron Heart Surge
We Sell Scrolls of Remove Disease
The Masterwork Stirrup
The Ten Foot PoleLast edited by Rubik; 2012-04-29 at 03:09 PM.
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2012-04-29, 03:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Oh, and:
The Prancing Pink Party Pony
A Whore of a Different Color
The Halfling's QuarterstaffLast edited by Rubik; 2012-04-29 at 03:17 PM.
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2012-04-29, 05:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Harpies Ease
Sylph Alice
Gone Arreasπ = 4
Consider a 5' radius blast: this affects 4 squares which have a circumference of 40' — Actually it's worse than that.
Completely Dysfunctional Handbook
Warped Druid Handbook
Avatar by Caravaggio
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2012-04-29, 05:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Crank Shaft Grinders
It is the name of a mechanic in the city i live in.Last edited by krai; 2012-04-29 at 05:58 PM.
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2012-04-29, 07:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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The House of Repute
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2012-04-29, 07:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-04-29, 08:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Our favorite back in the day was The Rusty Scabbard
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2012-04-29, 08:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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"The oil can and the hatch"
Just might work.78% of DMs started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
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2012-04-29, 08:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2010
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The Kitty and the Rooster?
The Tumescent Rooster?
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