Amidus Drexel's Alliterative and Awe-Accentuating Anvil of Random Banter CLXXXVI

[Maugan Ra]

And here in Aberdeen, it's just started snowing. Haven't had more than about half an hour at a time, but that's been sufficient to get dusty white layers on everything. I expect deeper snow over the next few days or weeks.

ION, I never before realised just how many letters go through the post office each day. I've got a Christmas job with Royal Mail, working in the distribution centre, and wow it gets busy. I felt an acute need for about four additional arms and non-binocular vision.

[LaZodiac]

I'm jealous. It was getting cold for a while, and all of a sudden the temperature jumped back up. Silly inconsistent New England weather.

I want warm weather. We should totally switch.

[DraPrime]

I want warm weather. We should totally switch.

You should have lived further away from the Arctic Circle.

[LaZodiac]

You should have lived further away from the Arctic Circle.

It's not my fault, I didn't write my backstory.

[DraPrime]

It's not my fault, I didn't write my backstory.

Just edit your character sheet when the DM isn't looking.

[Blue Ghost]

Alternately, ask the DM nicely for a chance to relocate. Would probably take a quest or two, and a few levels, but it's doable.

(Come to my place please)

[LaZodiac]

Just edit your character sheet when the DM isn't looking.

Can't unfortunately.

Alternately, ask the DM nicely for a chance to relocate. Would probably take a quest or two, and a few levels, but it's doable.

(Come to my place please)

That could work, and I gladly would. I'd love to meet all my friends

[Amidus Drexel]

Anyone else know that feeling where you feel completely alone and unloved and you're crying when you're listening to happy music? Yeah, I feel that.

Yeah. That's no fun at all.

Feel better!
I would suggest some angry or depressing music, but you might be better helped by listening to happy things.

Lucky you. Meanwhile we also have a beautiful white winter, but due to who I am my reaction is the exact oppisite of yours! Snooooow.

At least your weather is behaving. How would you react if it was suddenly 15 degrees warmer than usual in the summer? (or that much colder now?)

I'm jealous. It was getting cold for a while, and all of a sudden the temperature jumped back up. Silly inconsistent New England weather.

Your weather isn't the only one misbehaving. (no doubts on the oddness of NE weather, though. Everything's fine, and then suddenly: fog).

ION: Heh, my stepmom is hilarious when she's drunk. We should go out to eat more often.

[AsteriskAmp]

Just edit your character sheet when the DM isn't looking.

The DM is dead. He remains dead. And we have killed him. Yet his shadow still looms. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not elect the next DM simply to appear worthy of it?

[LaZodiac]

At least your weather is behaving. How would you react if it was suddenly 15 degrees warmer than usual in the summer? (or that much colder now?)

Yha, that sounds unpleasent.

The DM is dead. He remains dead. And we have killed him. Yet his shadow still looms. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not elect the next DM simply to appear worthy of it?

Nice *applause

[DraPrime]

The DM is dead. He remains dead. And we have killed him. Yet his shadow still looms. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not elect the next DM simply to appear worthy of it?

Shoo, away with you Friedrich! And take your outrageous mustache with you.

[Amidus Drexel]

Shoo, away with you Friedrich! And take your outrageous mustache with you.

Outrageous mustaches are awesome! Name one good (and by good, I mean effective) dictator that didn't have a ridiculous mustache.

*Ignores the blatant topic jump from nihilism to totalitarianism.*

[DraPrime]

Outrageous mustaches are awesome! Name one good (and by good, I mean effective) dictator that didn't have a ridiculous mustache.

Julius Caesar.

[Rawhide]

Julius Caesar.

Not very effective. When it appeared too much like he was going to be a dictator, they killed him.

[Mynxae]

Yeah, I know that feeling. Only thing that does anything for me is a hug and some mint cocoa. I'll do what I can from here -

*HUG*

*hugs back and cuddles* Yay!

I was in that state on a regular basis in high school and recommend comedy videos on YouTube. They aren't a permanent fix but they help.

Like if I watch 'Whose Line Is It Anyway' on YouTube. Gosh that show is hilarious. If you know what I mean. xD

Yeah. That's no fun at all.

Feel better!
I would suggest some angry or depressing music, but you might be better helped by listening to happy things.

Usually I listen to depressing music, cry for a bit then yeah. I did that but fell asleep.

ION: Feeling much better today. And Ele just tried ringing me twice for some odd reason...? He can just message me on here, and ringing to mobiles from a landline is so expensive, I don't want his Mum cranky at him for getting a big phone bill!

[Mutant Sheep]

*hugs back and cuddles* Yay!



Like if I watch 'Whose Line Is It Anyway' on YouTube. Gosh that show is hilarious. If you know what I mean. xD



Usually I listen to depressing music, cry for a bit then yeah. I did that but fell asleep.

ION: Feeling much better today. And Ele just tried ringing me twice for some odd reason...? He can just message me on here, and ringing to mobiles from a landline is so expensive, I don't want his Mum cranky at him for getting a big phone bill!

Ah, sadey feelings. I fix them with nostalgia. And by fix, I mean 'replace with different kind of sad'.

IT IS CALLED 'CALLING' NOT RINGING YA DAMN BRITISH KNOCK OFF.

[Amidus Drexel]

Ah, sadey feelings. I fix them with nostalgia. And by fix, I mean 'replace with different kind of sad'.

IT IS CALLED 'CALLING' NOT RINGING YA DAMN BRITISH KNOCK OFF.

Phones make a ringing sound, not a "calling" sound.

[Mynxae]

Ah, sadey feelings. I fix them with nostalgia. And by fix, I mean 'replace with different kind of sad'.

IT IS CALLED 'CALLING' NOT RINGING YA DAMN BRITISH KNOCK OFF.

Sorry if I like my tea and scones. Hmph.*

Phones make a ringing sound, not a "calling" sound.

Good boy. Have a cookie. *throws chocolate cookie at*

[DraPrime]

Not very effective. When it appeared too much like he was going to be a dictator, they killed him.

Very well then. Cincinnatus. He may have had facial hair, but his mustache was not outrageous.

[Rawhide]

Phones make a ringing sound, not a "calling" sound.

Phones make... a ringing sound?

I thought phones played musical tones, funny sounds, or jokes whenever someone calls them.

[LaZodiac]

Phones make... a ringing sound?

I thought phones played musical tones, funny sounds, or jokes whenever someone calls them.

Mine makes a ringing sound!

[Amidus Drexel]

Phones make... a ringing sound?

I thought phones played musical tones, funny sounds, or jokes whenever someone calls them.

The writer of xkcd disagrees with you.

Sorry if I like my tea and scones. Hmph.*

Good boy. Have a cookie. *throws chocolate cookie at*

Woohoo!

Very well then. Cincinnatus. He may have had facial hair, but his mustache was not outrageous.

Indeed; his mustache is rather ordinary.

[Rawhide]

The writer of xkcd disagrees with you.

No, he doesn't. Mine still makes a ringing sound. It's a commentary on how many don't. Just like that strip is.

[Mynxae]

Mine makes a ringing sound!

Mine plays The World Is Mine from Batman: Brave and the Bold. 50 points to whoever guesses who the singer is.

[Rawhide]

Mine plays The World Is Mine from Batman: Brave and the Bold. 50 points to whoever guesses who the singer is.

It's you.

[Mynxae]

It's you.

If I sang that good I wouldn't be unemployed.

[Amidus Drexel]

No, he doesn't. Mine still makes a ringing sound. It's a commentary on how many don't. Just like that strip is.

Hrm... My earlier post probably deserved some bluetext that it didn't get.

Mine plays The World Is Mine from Batman: Brave and the Bold. 50 points to whoever guesses who the singer is.

Neil Patrick Harris

[Mynxae]

Neil Patrick Harris

*throws another chocolate cookie*

[Dimonite]

Mine plays The World Is Mine from Batman: Brave and the Bold. 50 points to whoever guesses who the singer is.

It's Neil Patrick Harris. I cheated and looked this up, because I do not have that song (along with every other song from that episode) starred on Spotify.

But seriously, even if I hadn't already known, I would have recognized Dr. Horrible's voice anywhere.

Edit: THRICE-ACCURSED NINJAS!

Outrageous mustaches are awesome! Name one good (and by good, I mean effective) dictator that didn't have a ridiculous mustache.

*Ignores the blatant topic jump from nihilism to totalitarianism.*

Napoleon.
BOOM.

[Amidus Drexel]

It's Neil Patrick Harris. I cheated and looked this up, because I do not have that song (along with every other song from that episode) starred on Spotify.

But seriously, even if I hadn't already known, I would have recognized Dr. Horrible's voice anywhere.

Edit: THRICE-ACCURSED NINJAS!

Mwahahahahaha

Napoleon.
BOOM.

Napoleon Dynamite wasn't a dictator.