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2012-12-07, 12:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Well they didn't need to understand it, they just need to be able to repeat it. 5 times fast. No mistakes.
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2012-12-07, 12:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
You are the devil.
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2012-12-07, 01:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
My Homebrew: found here.
When you Absolutely, Positively, Gotta Drop some Huge rocks, Accept NO Substitutes
PM Me if you would like a table from my homebrew reconstructed.
Drow avatar @ myself
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2012-12-07, 02:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Australia
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2012-12-07, 02:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
^ You gave an amateur writer half an excuse to flex his muscle, what did you expect would happen?
And i was talking about playing minecraft Creepers
Also, never played Warcraft. Familiar with it though.Last edited by Zahhak; 2012-12-07 at 02:11 AM.
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2012-12-07, 08:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2011
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- The Ruins of Azure City
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
(Minecraft, not Warcraft.)
* As a DM, a Creeper Spawner does NOT make a good enounter.
** Especially if the laws of physics actually apply to the walls and ceiling in our game.Awesome avatar by I♥P&P!
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2012-12-08, 09:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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- The Middle of Nowhere
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal is not a list of jokes to make IG, nor goals for my PC to have.
Awesome avatar by Cuthalion
Spoiler: Old Avatars
By Ceika, Ceika, Linklel (Except for one that appears to be lost to time)
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2012-12-08, 11:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2009
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- Middle-o'-Nowhere, Idaho
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
As a PC, my DR may never be five times my character level.
I run a Let's Play channel! Check it out!
Currently, we're playing through New Vegas as Gabriel de la Cruz, merchant and mercenary extraordinaire!
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2012-12-09, 08:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Chaos
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*No longer allowed to give all of the PCs theme songs.
**Especially if all of them are by Iron Maiden.
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2012-12-09, 08:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- The Algol System
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Avatar by FinnLassie
A few odds and ends.
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2012-12-09, 11:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Chaos
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
The ones I came up with for the party I'm in are The Mercenary, Can I Play With Madness and Powerslave, because one is in it for the money, one's been working with the BBEG who is completely insane, and one is a slave to the power of Death. Still working on one for my character, though. I'm thinking Rainmaker, simply because he can call storms.
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2012-12-10, 12:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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- The Middle of Nowhere
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Must inform the party healer that I am allergic to positive energy (Tomb Touched Soul).
Awesome avatar by Cuthalion
Spoiler: Old Avatars
By Ceika, Ceika, Linklel (Except for one that appears to be lost to time)
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2012-12-10, 07:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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- Orlando, FL
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
- No longer allowed to be browing the internet on my electronic device when the DM is trying to run an interesting Min-boss encounter.
- No longer allowed to be reading through several chapters of the Magic Item Compendium when the DM is trying to run an interesting Min-boss encounter.
- No longer allowed to sleep through said interesting Min-boss encounter.
My players disappointed me last session.
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2012-12-10, 11:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
As a hero my theme song may not be
The Imperial March
The Russian National Anthem
Ride of the Valkyries
Whiskey in the Jar
The Drunken Sailor Song
the 1812 Overature
anything from a childrens show
I have use all of these
None have ended well.
*I may not use any plan that starts with the words "first I nail a spoon to the catapult"
**yes this actualy happened
***no it does not make sense in context
****yes, it did indeed end badly
*I may not consume caffeen
**in or out of game
***it always ends badly
(6 cups of coffee later)
****ITALWAYSENDSWELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2012-12-10, 12:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2011
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- The Ruins of Azure City
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* The rule about theme songs applies even if I'm a bard.
** Even if I use Wagner or Tchaikovsky.
* I am never allowed to pour paint on the Mind Flayer simply to make a "chromatic Aberration" pun.
** I am not allowed to justify it by saying it blocks telepathic powers.Awesome avatar by I♥P&P!
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2012-12-10, 01:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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- Gridania, Eorzea
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2012-12-10, 01:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2012
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- Definitely lost
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*I may not assume that any weapon with an Ice/Icy Burst enchantment is considered "cold iron."
Spako Highclaws by Ceika.
[Sorry Boss, but as always, I get the last word.]
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2012-12-10, 03:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- Boston, MA
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
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2012-12-11, 12:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* If I pitch a character concept to the DM, I shouldn't be surprised if he says no when I add the title of "rapebeast" to the description.
** Changing this to "hugbeast" does not fix the situation, especially when it's the same character concept.
(This was in response to my attempt to play a six armed gargoyle with a gore, a bite, a tail attack...with pounce)
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2012-12-11, 12:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*My rogue is not to be equipped with a Bollock Dagger, just so I can get away with swearing at the table.
Open the lid and snatch a homebrewed treat from Cookie's Jar
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2012-12-11, 06:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2007
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- Finland
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Something I hope the party druid learned after last time...
* I will never cast entangle in a way that will affect not only the enemies but also everyone else in the party.IN MEMORIAM 1983-2013. Bot as necessary.
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Halforums.com - For the love of God, don't ask about the steak.
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2012-12-12, 02:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Below sea level
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Warlock Poetry?
Or ways to use me in game?
Better grab a drink...
Currently ruining Strahd's day - Avatar by the Outstanding Smuchsmuch
First Ordained Jr. Tormlet by LoyalPaladin
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2012-12-12, 12:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2007
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- Finland
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
IN MEMORIAM 1983-2013. Bot as necessary.
Avatar courtesy of Elder Tsofu
Halforums.com - For the love of God, don't ask about the steak.
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2012-12-12, 12:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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2012-12-12, 02:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
If I refer to my character as the "Great and Powerful ----*, it is automatically vetoed.
There is no such thing as the Crystal Empire Dialect, and even if there was, my character would not be allowed to only speak in it.
My wizard is no longer allowed to cast Evard's Black Tentacles on the first round of an encounter and then spend the rest of the fight sitting in a lawn chair.If brute force isn't working, that just means you're not using enough of it.
When in doubt, set something on fire. If not in doubt, set something on fire anyway.
My Homebrew
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2012-12-12, 03:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2012
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- Waterworld
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
If at any point the players realise the BBEGs are their characters in the other campaign, and I've been playing them off against each other, I will be burned at the steak.
No spelling errors here.
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2012-12-12, 03:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2012
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- California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* No longer allowed to use NFL Primetime Highlights Music for battle sequences. (Example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXuXBLlfxRo)
It worked great as long as none of my players watched any football. Then I got to college, joined the nerd fraternity where players were significantly more rounded (and also the undisputed champs of the inter-fraternal Fantasy Football League).'I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.'
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2012-12-12, 04:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* No, I may not have a solid diamond horse named Buttstallion.
** It doesn't matter if there's a template that will make a horse turn into living diamond.
*** Stop asking!
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2012-12-12, 06:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
**** Buttstallion did not say "Hi."
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2012-12-12, 07:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas