Banjo worshippers unite

[Jpw1218]

Support banjo so he will have enough power to properly smite people

[Jaxzan Proditor]

Support banjo so he will have enough power to properly smite people

Are we Reformed Banjoists or Orthodox Banjoists?

[Codex]

May the power of Banjo smite those who dare harm Ganji and Enor! Fetch me wood and oil! Bring me a horse, red as the sun! Take up your miscellaneous stringed instruments and rally! FOR BANJO! FOR GLOOOORYYYY!

[Koo Rehtorb]

God I hate Elan.

[banjo1985]

Did someone call me?

[Codex]

Did someone call me?

Yes. Yes we did.

[Killer Angel]

Support banjo so he will have enough power to properly smite people

I will.
But only if you give me a free coffee maker. with espresso.

[Chessecakeman]

giggles much better than banjo

banjo is dumb god

[dtilque]

I'd rather worship a goddess. What's Banjo's girlfriend's name? Yes, I know it was in an illusion, but she's out there somewhere. It's only a matter of time until she joins Banjo in ruling the world...

[Codex]

I'd rather worship a goddess. What's Banjo's girlfriend's name? Yes, I know it was in an illusion, but she's out there somewhere. It's only a matter of time until she joins Banjo in ruling the world...

I dub her Blondie.

[rbetieh]

I dub her Blondie.

She is not Clint Eastwood....

[riaierb]

giggles much better than banjo

banjo is dumb god

The only way to settle this dispute between gods is...


A pie eating contest

[Jpw1218]

I will.
But only if you give me a free coffee maker. with espresso.

How about a cardboard box

The only way to settle this dispute between gods is...


A pie eating contest

That is a very good idea

Are we Reformed Banjoists or Orthodox Banjoists?

Orthodox, what's the purpose of kobolds if they can't be turned into hats and bowls for belkar or litter boxes for mr scruffy?

Just kidding, the kobolds don't have to be dead.

May the power of Banjo smite those who dare harm Ganji and Enor! Fetch me wood and oil! Bring me a horse, red as the sun! Take up your miscellaneous stringed instruments and rally! FOR BANJO! FOR GLOOOORYYYY!

Don't kill the kobolds mentioned in this quote, and if you are on this page respect BANJO, for soon all will hear his call, the call of Banjhulu

[Codex]

Don't kill the kobolds mentioned in this quote, and if you are on this page respect BANJO, for soon all will hear his call, the call of Banjhulu

What Kobolds? And of course I respect Banjo, didn't you just hear me shout FOR BANJO FOR GLORYYY!?

[Jpw1218]

I was talking about the kobold in your signature

God I hate Elan.

Sorry messed up everyone's respecting banjo, I meant to say respect Elan, that means you Koo

Again sorry codex I saw someone dissing banjo somewhere else

If I make any mistakes feel free to point them out, as codex says FOR BANJO, FOR GLORY

I'm signing off for tonight so if you post anything or point something out I won't see it until tomorrow

[lolthfollower]

will banjo become the nemesis of lolth and make it a male dominant society? and give me a box of donuts? because if he does i am in.

[Trubbol]

Does Banjo support becoming dinosaurs?

[Bulldog Psion]

I dub her Blondie.

Does that mean she'll tell Banjo "The way I figure, there's really not too much future with a sawed-off runt like you"?

[Codex]

Does Banjo support becoming dinosaurs?

Anything to give us an edge.

[Mad Humanist]

I'm from the very liberal end of the Banjoist church. Does that count for granting him extra smitingness?

So Banjo is the ground of all our comedy.

Banjo is every joke that has ever been told.

When you laugh, Banjo laughs with you.

[Trubbol]

Giggles if not laughing with you, he is laughing at you.

[Codex]

With enough support, Banjo could defeat the Snarl and Hel. Our only hope for survival is to pray to a puppet.

[Jaxzan Proditor]

After much deliberation, I have decided that neither Banjo nor Giggles is worthy of worship. We must instead turn our worship towards... Banjulhu!

[Jpw1218]

I'm from the very liberal end of the Banjoist church. Does that count for granting him extra smitingness?

So Banjo is the ground of all our comedy.

Banjo is every joke that has ever been told.

When you laugh, Banjo laughs with you.

Anyone who worships banjo no matter if they are liberal or not help the cause

[Jpw1218]

With enough support, Banjo could defeat the Snarl and Hel. Our only hope for survival is to pray to a puppet.

Most definitely, banjo will triumph over all!!!!

[Codex]

After much deliberation, I have decided that neither Banjo nor Giggles is worthy of worship. We must instead turn our worship towards... Banjulhu!

Don't be ridiculous, Banjhulu's just Banjo with tentacles stuck onto his fa-SO STRENGTHENS THE MELODY OF MADNESS.

[Mad Humanist]

I wonder what a fundamentalist Banjoist would be like:

"If you fail to suspend your disbelief in Banjo's puppetry you will be condemned to watching daytime TV for all of eternity."

[Jaxzan Proditor]

don't be ridiculous, banjhulu's just banjo with tentacles stuck onto his fa-so strengthens the melody of madness.

Hail Banjulhu!

[dtilque]

Don't be ridiculous, Banjhulu's ....

Where you can view his TV programs?

[Mad Humanist]

Where you can view his TV programs?

You can't. There is clearly a minority religion being discriminated against here.