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2019-02-22, 05:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Star Power VI: Shooting Stars (VORP VORP VORP)
"Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
Translation: "Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe."
"If you don't get those cameras out of my face, I'm gonna go 8.6 on the Richter scale with gastric emissions that'll clear this room."
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2019-02-24, 03:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Star Power VI: Shooting Stars (VORP VORP VORP)
"You are not from this world Star Power" - Yes, this was kind of her point BEFORE the fight dumb-dumb.
Basically, his plan is equivalent of landing on a deserted island, starting a signal fire, and every time a rescue boat arrives - kill the people to eat their meat and last another day.
You had a WORKING COMMUNICATION DEVICE! Did you even consider just asking for whatever this world needs?!
EDIT:
When I think about it, his initial transmission should have been:
"IS THERE NO ONE LEFT TO CHALLENGE ME?! (please bring pie)"Last edited by random11; 2019-02-24 at 04:39 AM.
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2019-02-24, 07:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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2019-02-25, 02:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Star Power VI: Shooting Stars (VORP VORP VORP)
Oh no, the poor man. His only way out was revenge. Against the whole planet. And then the rest of the universe. I am so sorry for him.
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2019-02-25, 06:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Star Power VI: Shooting Stars (VORP VORP VORP)
“A father’s vengeance”? Dude, you were sending out a wide-beam transmission that said “IS THERE NO ONE LEFT TO CHALLENGE ME?”
I know a post-defeat sob story is traditional, but come on. This clearly went past “revenge for murdered child” into a cosmic “come at me bro” long ago.
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2019-02-25, 07:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Star Power VI: Shooting Stars (VORP VORP VORP)
Also, their civilization is advanced enough that they can send interstellar transmissions, but dumb enough that some guy with a hammer can destroy it? I understand it's a very nice hammer, but still.
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2019-02-25, 10:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Star Power VI: Shooting Stars (VORP VORP VORP)
Yeah this is an awful "become that which you fought" story. It is stupid, pointless, has so many logical holes. We really ARE back in maltak.
"Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
Translation: "Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe."
"If you don't get those cameras out of my face, I'm gonna go 8.6 on the Richter scale with gastric emissions that'll clear this room."
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2019-02-25, 11:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Star Power VI: Shooting Stars (VORP VORP VORP)
So he really killed everyone? And then he started luring more people to kill?
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien, 1955
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2019-02-25, 12:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Star Power VI: Shooting Stars (VORP VORP VORP)
His son was "three years old".
Not mentioning how much time is a year in that planet.""Jeez, this dress! i look like a dominatrix""
(self-loathing): ""Actually , you look like a sorceress or something""
""Hey, no need to get cruel""
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2019-02-25, 12:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Star Power VI: Shooting Stars (VORP VORP VORP)
So after his son dies, he just happened to find a tool that gave him the chance for revenge, later corrupting him and making him kill more and more people who deserve it less and less.
It's not a hammer, someone dropped a Death-note right next to him.
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2019-02-25, 01:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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2019-02-25, 06:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Star Power VI: Shooting Stars (VORP VORP VORP)
Princess Celestia's Homebrew Corner
Old classes, new classes, and more!
Thanks to AsteriskAmp for the avatar!
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2019-02-26, 01:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Star Power VI: Shooting Stars (VORP VORP VORP)
Come on, people. Don't you know all aliens age and measure time like humans unless stated otherwise? It's the will of the almighty creator / author.
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2019-02-26, 05:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Star Power VI: Shooting Stars (VORP VORP VORP)
Who knows, a three-year space ork may actually be in its larval stage, and be 45 times larger than the adult, as well as ravenously hungry. Actually, if I were Mookie, I'd put that in the next scene.
A little detail in the depiction of aliens: Garth has said that he generally doesn't put noses on his aliens. http://www.starpowercomic.com/creature-features-faces/ Mookie instead had that guy with nose wine.Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien, 1955
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2019-02-26, 06:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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2019-02-27, 12:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Star Power VI: Shooting Stars (VORP VORP VORP)
This is so ridiculously rushed and poorly thought out it's impossible for me to take any of what he is saying seriously.
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2019-02-27, 01:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Star Power VI: Shooting Stars (VORP VORP VORP)
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2019-02-27, 04:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Star Power VI: Shooting Stars (VORP VORP VORP)
Is Sluggy Freelance imitating Star Power? Or is there a common source for the design? Or it's just very easy to invent? https://static.sluggy.com/comics/900...-F6vDHTbcA.png http://www.starpowercomic.com/comic/...2-09/?nav=next
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien, 1955
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2019-02-27, 11:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Star Power VI: Shooting Stars (VORP VORP VORP)
The black steel is supposed to be a material that can pierce the light-shield, but that's about it.
So Karudak just had a good quality weapon, and that was enough to transform himself from a loser to a great warrior that can beat the entire world?
Unless the only known weapon in this world are twigs, finding the hammer shouldn't have made much of a difference.
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2019-02-27, 06:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Star Power VI: Shooting Stars (VORP VORP VORP)
Well, maybe it's an evil possessed weapon, coming from the evil ancient genocidal empire, that turns its wielder into a genocidal evil maniac. If so, this rough draft might turn out to be worth 3% of the time I spent rushing through the last six pages to keep up with the... (lacking a better word)... story.
Hashtag so bad it's even worse.participate in fan translations of OotS to your native language:
English transcript, Deutsche Übersetzung
(links to dormant projects from others: Traduzione italiano,
Traducción espańol, Traduçăo em portuguęs, Traductions françaises [- trois fois!], מסדר המקלתרגום עברית )
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2019-02-27, 07:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Star Power VI: Shooting Stars (VORP VORP VORP)
Hey, hey, there's still two pages. Prepare to be amazed!
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien, 1955
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2019-02-28, 03:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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2019-02-28, 07:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Star Power VI: Shooting Stars (VORP VORP VORP)
""Jeez, this dress! i look like a dominatrix""
(self-loathing): ""Actually , you look like a sorceress or something""
""Hey, no need to get cruel""
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2019-03-01, 12:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Star Power VI: Shooting Stars (VORP VORP VORP)
I'm looking at your resume, and I see your son was killed, you found a weapon and went to a rampage of vengeance.
I also see that you activated a long range radio signal to call more fights to you, but you didn't murder families and children.
Yes, you look like diplomatic material to me, welcome to the Millennium Federation!
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2019-03-01, 01:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Star Power VI: Shooting Stars (VORP VORP VORP)
I can see him wandering his planet, telling everyone to stop being murderous... Or he'll murder them. It reminds me of Celestial Being from Gundam 00
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2019-03-01, 05:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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2019-03-01, 08:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Star Power VI: Shooting Stars (VORP VORP VORP)
It's even funnier when I think about it:
"Is there a place to live without constant war?"
"Yes, it's called the Millennium Federation, It's my home"
"Wow, that sounds great after all my years of constant combat"
"Too bad, you're staying here, good luck doing EXACTLY what you tried to do from the start, with tribes you already killed their warriors!"
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2019-03-04, 02:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Star Power VI: Shooting Stars (VORP VORP VORP)
Yeah, good luck with that. But I'm kind of afraid everything else I feel like saying about this is against one forum rule or another.
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2019-03-04, 03:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Star Power VI: Shooting Stars (VORP VORP VORP)
So using violence to subjugate a people and impose your own brand of peace/justice is considered to be acceptable by Danica? Cause I'm pretty sure she just told this guy to embark on the path of conquest.
Is it weird if that makes me like her a little?Last edited by Shogo; 2019-03-04 at 03:13 AM.
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2019-03-04, 06:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Star Power VI: Shooting Stars (VORP VORP VORP)
“And so Karudak carried the angel’s message with him always. From that day forward, whenever he smashed someone’s legs with his hammer, since it really wasn’t suited to anything else, he did it out of his deep commitment to peace and understanding.”