Baby Week! Dec. 1-7

[Beholder1995]

*is incredibly annoyed at trick*

*disintegrates pesky animal*

...

*then is caught in the other snare*

*and says something less than appropriate for young ears*

[Deathslayer7]

*crys when i see you disintegrate my animal companion*

[Emperor Ing]

To wolfbane: soooo, what brought you here?

[Beholder1995]

*crys when i see you disintegrate my animal companion*

:bigsad:

*angrily removes snare, and looms over crying girl*

Now then, that's enough shenanigans. Back. Inside. Now.

[Deathslayer7]

*continues crying*

[Beholder1995]

There has to be retribution, girl. You were naughty, and your pet payed the price.

Next time, you do what the babysitter says, and little animals won't die.

*shoos DS7 back into building*

*and offers her M&M cookie to cheer her up*

[Evil DM Mark3]

* Uses proto-DM powers to railroad DS7 inside and undo the death of the animal companion *

[An Enemy Spy]

Yay! *Shoots bazooka all over room, causing destruction and paranoia

[Deathslayer7]

*hugs* *kisses evildmk on cheek*

[Beholder1995]

Yay! *Shoots bazooka all over room, causing destruction and paranoia

Wha-? No! No explosives!

*confiscates bazooka*

[Emperor Ing]

Holy crap!
Rand fires disintegrate at the shells headed in his direction
Stop that!

[Evil DM Mark3]

*hugs* *kisses evildmk on cheek*

Am not gunna do it gain. Is bad for sus-pen-s-ion of dis-bel-i-ef.

EDIT: No splosives? K. * Deactivates military and Armageddon level dice options. *

[Beholder1995]

Am not gunna do it gain. Is bad for sus-pen-s-ion of dis-bel-i-ef.

Well, in that case-

*shoots disintegrate at pet again*

[Emperor Ing]

Well, in that case-

*shoots disintegrate at pet again*

Hey? What the, that's not nice.

[Evil DM Mark3]

* Smiles as Greater Spell Turning spell on pet takes effect *

I dun like crulty ta aminals.

[Beholder1995]

Hey? What the, that's not nice.

If I'm going to kill something, I'd like it to stay dead.

*looks at EvilDM*

You know, you just ruined a perfect opportunity for an evil laugh and a moustache twirl.

Meh.

*turns on movie, hoping it'll keep the kiddies quiet*

[Deathslayer7]

Well, in that case-

*shoots disintegrate at pet again*

*crys again*
*asks for mommies*

[UncleWolf]

To wolfbane: soooo, what brought you here?

Well, they are all part of my pack, and I protect me and mine.

@Beholder: Now, I've let the first two times slide, but if you do it again...

[Beholder1995]

*crys again*
*asks for mommies*

*evil laughs before DS7 has time to edit*

You will get no Mommies, you foolish little-

Er... *cough* sorry... >_>...

[Evil DM Mark3]

You know, you just ruined a perfect opportunity for an evil laugh and a moustache twirl.

I dun have face hair.

*gets ready with the Diceus Ex Machena, just in case, then watches movie.*

[Beholder1995]

I dun have face hair.

I meant for me.

[Emperor Ing]

If I'm going to kill something, I'd like it to stay dead.

AAUGH!! Dont look at me!!
Rand's fly spell is dispelled when the beholder looks at Rand. He falls to the ground.
Augh. If I broke a bone, its your fault.

[Deathslayer7]

*evil laughs before DS7 has time to edit*

You will get no Mommies, you foolish little-

Er... *cough* sorry... >_>...

*glares at*
*waits for you to turn you back*

*jumps at screaming*
*gives your giant eye a black eye*
*hides behind Wolfbane*

[Beholder1995]

AAUGH!! Dont look at me!!
Rand's fly spell is dispelled when the beholder looks at Rand. He falls to the ground.
Augh. If I broke a bone, its your fault.

Wha-? Ack! That was on?... sorry...

*turns off antimagic*

[Evil DM Mark3]

I meant for me.

You so chliche the Grand Vizier reckons you obvious.

[Emperor Ing]

Rand examines himself. Ah, would you look at that, I broke my ankle. Oh well, I hatched somewhere around a year ago, and I never use it anyway. Your fault still.

[Beholder1995]

*glares at*
*waits for you to turn you back*

*jumps at screaming*
*gives your giant eye a black eye*
*hides behind Wolfbane*

Aw, cr- OOF!

*is mostly just pushed back, because A) is squishy, and B) eye is protected by monacle*

Go watch your movie, you!

~-~

@DM: I have a tophat, monacle and twirly moustache. It took you that long to figure that out?

~-~

@Rand: Nothing a healing spell won't take care of... and you shouldn't have been flying in the first place, bucko.

[UncleWolf]

Rand examines himself. Ah, would you look at that, I broke my ankle. Oh well, I hatched somewhere around a year ago, and I never use it anyway. Your fault still.

One sec.

*lay on hands*
(Paladin/Monk )

[Deathslayer7]

*glares at Beholder during the entire movie*

[Evil DM Mark3]

@DM: I have a tophat, monacle and twirly moustache. It took you that long to figure that out?

Was aspectin a aversion or summin interestin.

There like 8 melodrama gentleman villain beholders on South West UK Villain commite alone.