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Thread: D&D Philosophy One-Liners
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2010-01-27, 02:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Brain experiencing some flatulence now, so the best I can think of is <insert witty one-liner comparing the concept of tabula rasa to blank character sheets>
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2010-01-27, 02:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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The prophet of Delphi: Why Socrates, you rolled the highest wisdom score.
Neitzsche: Stare into the abyss and a Baalor stares back at you.Me: I'd get the paladin to help, but we might end up with a kid that believes in fairy tales.
DM: aye, and it's not like she's been saved by a mysterious little girl and a band of real live puppets from a bad man and worse step-sister to go live with the faries in the happy land.
Me: Yeah, a knight in shining armour might just bring her over the edge.
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2010-01-27, 02:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Will Rogers: When Wizards makes a joke, it's a rule. And when they make a rule, it's a joke!
William of Ockham: In general, entities must not be multiplied beyond necessity. But if you have power attack, go nuts.
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2010-01-27, 02:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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If a paladin falls in the outlands, and no one's around to see it, does he need an atonement?
Me: I'd get the paladin to help, but we might end up with a kid that believes in fairy tales.
DM: aye, and it's not like she's been saved by a mysterious little girl and a band of real live puppets from a bad man and worse step-sister to go live with the faries in the happy land.
Me: Yeah, a knight in shining armour might just bring her over the edge.
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2010-01-27, 02:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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"You can choose any path, as long as it's the only one I prepared."
Henry Ford as the DM
"I, at any rate, am convinced that He does not throw dice."
Albert Einstein
"Stop telling DM what to do with his dice."
Niels Bohr
Some unchanged quotes:
"Friends share all things."
Pythagoras (probably while disputing loot division)
"Number is the ruler of forms and ideas, and the cause of gods and daemons."
Pythagoras spoke as a true powergamer.
Something different, yet in an equally light-hearted spirit:
Philosophers SongIn a war it doesn't matter who's right, only who's left.
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2010-01-27, 03:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-27, 03:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Light a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Cast Empowered Maximized Twinned Energy Admixtured Sanctum Orb of Fire on him, and keep him warm for the rest of his (short) life.
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2010-01-27, 03:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by Sliver; 2010-01-27 at 03:11 PM.
A wise monk trains both mind and body, but a smart monk is actually a swordsage.
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2010-01-27, 03:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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As flies to wanton boys are NPCs to DMs. They kill us for their sport.
Looking for a monster? Making a monster?
Age of Wariors,, A Homebrew Sequel to Tome of Battle (see also the original thread, disciplines table and prestige class table)
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2010-01-27, 03:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Me: I'd get the paladin to help, but we might end up with a kid that believes in fairy tales.
DM: aye, and it's not like she's been saved by a mysterious little girl and a band of real live puppets from a bad man and worse step-sister to go live with the faries in the happy land.
Me: Yeah, a knight in shining armour might just bring her over the edge.
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2010-01-27, 03:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by Ravens_cry; 2010-01-27 at 03:50 PM.
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2010-01-27, 03:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Locke: We all start with a blank character sheet.
Kant: I ought never to make a house rule except in such a way that I could also will that my maxim should become RAW.
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2010-01-27, 03:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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The bigger they are, the larger their grapple bonus is.
A wise monk trains both mind and body, but a smart monk is actually a swordsage.
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2010-01-27, 03:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Tiamat does not play dice- Albert Einstein in reference to the 4e statblock
Part of YugiohITPAvatar by Smuchmuch
Warning: This post may contain traces of nuts, madness and/or sarcasm, you have been warned.
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2010-01-27, 03:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Confucius: "Do not be ashamed of fumbles and thus make them crimes"
Gandhi: "Hate the sin, love the succubus"
Kurt Vonnegut: "Those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."
Julius Ceasar: "I came. I saw. I critically hit."
Charles Darwin: "Owlbears? Well, err..."Last edited by Armoury99; 2010-01-27 at 03:48 PM.
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2010-01-27, 03:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Subtle is the DM, but malicious he is not...
...I have second thoughts. Maybe he is malicious...
...I, at any rate, am convinced that he does not throw dice. -Albert Einstein
To punish me for my contempt of authority, Fate has made me an authority myself. (After becoming the DM)
As a child, I received instruction both in the Players handbook and in the DMG. I am a player, but I am enthralled by the luminous figure of the DM.Last edited by Asheram; 2010-01-27 at 03:53 PM.
Boats are like nuts, the outside is hard but the inside is usually good to eat.
And remember, things can always get worse.
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2010-01-27, 04:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Yay! I'm twisting perceptions!
Oscar Wilde: "Nothing worth learning can be taught. Only learned through the indiscriminate slaughter of unrelated monsters."
Plato: "He who neglects his education wastes his first level on a low-education class, and his build walks lame for the rest of his progression."
Mark Twain: "I see no problem between us that cannot be solved by your departure. *PLANE SHIFT!*"
Nietzsche: "A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum proves that it takes more than faith to take Cleric levels."
Nicola Abbagnano: "Reason itself is fallible, for logic must account for all the crazy **** wizards keep doing."
Anaxagoras: "The descent to Hades is the same with every Plane Shift."
Anaxagoras: "Everything has a natural explanation. The moon is not a god but ammo for cheesy Hulking Hurler builds, and the sun ammo for Half-Red Dragon Hulking Hurlers."
Anaxagoras: "Men would live exceedingly quiet if these five words, talking is a free action, were taken away."
Anaxafriggin'goras: "Appearances are a glimpse of the illusory."
Neil Gaiman: "Sod this. Fireball.""Once upon a time, a story was never finished..."
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2010-01-27, 04:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Marcus Aurelius:
- Despise not death, but welcome it, for nature wills it like all else. Besides, you might get better stats on the reroll.
- A great pile of GP is a great disadvantage to those who do not know how to use it, for nothing is more common than to see PCs blow half their loot on a single easily-sundered, easily-stolen item; riches do them no service in order to virtue and happiness; therefore 'tis precept and principle, not WBL, that makes a character good for something.
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2010-01-27, 04:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Schrodinger: "Quick! My familiar MAY need healing!"
but just as some things can be right and useless at the same time, can’t something be wrong...and priceless?
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2010-01-27, 04:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Schrodinger: "I'm gonna roll up a wizard."
"Once upon a time, a story was never finished..."
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2010-01-27, 04:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Originally Posted by Ormur
Also:
Foucault: "The soul is the prison of a black sapphire of at least 1,000 gp value for every Hit Die"
Marx: "The DMs have only interpreted the pre-built settings, in various ways; the point, however, is to change it."
Now I'm thinking of all the possibilities!
*runs to philosophy bookshelf*"In those halcyon days I believed that the source of enigma was stupidity. Then the other evening in the periscope I decided that the most terrible enigmas are hose that mask themselves as madness. But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth." -Casaubon, Foucault's Pendulum
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2010-01-27, 04:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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How has this one not been mentioned yet?
"The die is cast."
-Julius Caesar
Also, completely unaltered (except for the translation):
"I do not care to play the part of Monk; I will not play it myself, and I do not choose that others shall do so. "
-Napoleon BonaparteLast edited by Athaniar; 2010-01-27 at 04:44 PM.
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2010-01-27, 04:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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A campaign is the sidequests that come up while you're busy trying to achieve the main plot.
John LennonLast edited by zql; 2010-01-27 at 04:54 PM.
but just as some things can be right and useless at the same time, can’t something be wrong...and priceless?
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2010-01-27, 05:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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SpoilerSpoiler
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2010-01-27, 05:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-27, 05:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Kirkegard: "I reached 20th level, what do I do now?"
Obi-Wan: "Use the d20."
Genesis 1: "I cast Genesis"
Otto von Bismarck: "If there is ever another war in Khorvaire, it will come out of some damned silly thing in the Lhazaar Principalities"
"I have an Intelligence score, therefore I am."Last edited by Yora; 2010-01-27 at 05:18 PM.
We are not standing on the shoulders of giants, but on very tall tower of other dwarves.
Spriggan's Den Heroic Fantasy Roleplaying
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2010-01-27, 05:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Freshmeat, I am wholly amused at that collage. The alignment of moustaches.
- Final Fantasy d6 --- Building a Villain --
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2010-01-27, 05:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-27, 05:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Rawls: Always write your character sheet as if you had to give it to someone else to play, and you had to accept and use the character sheet written by a different anonymous player.
Foucault: The only dungeons are the ones constructed in your mind by society. But first, let me explain the last 100 years of back story...
Derrida: What does an attack of opportunity really mean anyway? What does it mean to attack? Is it really an opportunity? And who wrote these rules anyway?
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2010-01-27, 05:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Freshmeat reminded me of something:
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Spoiler"In those halcyon days I believed that the source of enigma was stupidity. Then the other evening in the periscope I decided that the most terrible enigmas are hose that mask themselves as madness. But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth." -Casaubon, Foucault's Pendulum