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No, far away. This is far south--a travel away from Azure City/Gobbotopia. Both Inkyrius and Aarindarius moved away from their homes because of the memories. Inkyrius and the kids couldn't keep remembering the dragon attack and subsequent divorce, and Aarindarius couldn't live somewhere so full of Vaarsuvius when he had to focus on the present, on Tiasal. Aarindarius and the Order moved to a field protected by a forest on one side, and mountains on the other. Nice and isolated.
It's hard to come up with ideas when I don't know what they've been getting up to.
I would be nice to get a look into Inky's point of view of... well, everything. Maybe it could start with some sort of argument between Inky, 'Tavi and Teren (I'm making those nick-names up on the spot) regarding Tia having been taken away by team Evil.
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The April Squickies Award for Best Crack Pairing Story
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2010-02-07, 01:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-02-07, 01:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Did no one like my "Thread Archive" Idea?
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2010-02-07, 01:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Miko's Heart Part 9 - updated
As with part 6, here is the update to part 9, including the pre-FAQ:
Pre-FAQ:
Okay, I've left a lot of clues, but for Part 9 I've done a pre-emptive Q&A to clear some stuff up for the inevitable confusion:
SpoilerQ1) What does Kubota mean when he says "past resource"?
A1) Qarr.
Q1b) Qarr?! Why doesn't Miko catch on? Why would the IFCC let him do that?
A1b) Yes, Qarr. Miko knows nothing of Qarr's past deeds, or Kubota's assosciation with fiends. After all, if she had proof of that, Kubota would be dead. The IFCC let him have this personal message for a few reasons: they've already stated more conflict is their goal, this would bring about less Good no matter what happens, they don't give a whit whether Kubota dies (to them, he's replacable), and this shakes up Miko's little reassurance trip. Evil is great at the not lying but still decieving bit.
Q2) Okay, fine. So why is Miko clearing buying Kubota hook, line, and sinker? Assume he forged or had forged the documents? Etc. in vein of 'Miko's smarter'.
A2) Miko has been subjected to multiple stat-draining poisons 'on panel', likely more 'off-panel', and I left plenty of clues for the love [or at least arousal] potion plot device. Just because your Int/Wis scores take a hit doesn't mean your thought process stops (I've dealt with depression, boy do I know). It leads you down lots of false roads! So by making very plausible conjecture to Miko (and she DOES see how it benefits Kubota) that it's what she wants too, she's in a conundrum.
Q3) You cliff-hanging bastard, you had to stop right there?
A3) Not technically a question. I have to keep things board rated, for one, and for two you won't know how much more is allowed to go on until the next installment, which will clear that up. So your imagination is not my fault until then
And the actual Part 9 - updated:
SpoilerThe dawn seems somehow hopeful, and I do not rise feeling cold or particularly troubled. I know that I can move forward now, although I take time not to think too hard about the path itself. Renewing my journey is easy, but the wondrous morning only lasts so long. Once more I have the sense of eyes watching me, different than before. I know that I am being watched by something that is not from Outside, but from home. In fact, I am reminded disturbingly of the throne room in Azure City, and of certain travels throughout the city proper.
I ensure that my blades are free to be drawn, and not a moment too soon! I recognize well the garb of hired assassins, having had the pleasure of purging their stain from this world more than once. Luck alone allows me to be free of my steed before it is taken to the ground by darts intended for my person, undoubtedly poisoned. I pray to the Twelve, even knowing how fleeting my prayers are to their ears now that I am no longer their blessed agent. I shout my defiance to the sun himself as I charge these honorless dogs!
Without the Twelve guiding my hand and my soul, the darts of these dogs still pierce my skin. I hardly notice at first, chasing down one and hamstringing another with swift strikes. Cowards that they are, the remainder waste no time in moving. Even as I try to focus on one and bring him to the ground they leap about and continue to peg me with their annoying…darts…of course…poison. My body falls to its knees despite my will to fight, and it takes all that I am to keep breathing steadily as the Coward’s Weapon courses through me. There must be something…I can do…must be…must…be… …
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I awake without any sense of the time. I am in a room that is dimly lit and somewhat stuffy, bound by ropes without my armor. I can see somewhat through the tangled mass of my hair, but it is hard to understand what I am seeing. A voice breaks the confusion, one of cold confidence I know too well, “Ah, you are awake at last. For a moment I feared I would need to waste some restorative magic on you, and with everything going to relieving the population Hinjo might have pesky questions about my use of resources.”
I spit at the boots of this honorless dog, unable to raise my head enough to aim where he deserves, “Kubota. What in the name of the Twelve are you playing at?”
His arched eyebrow says volumes even as he elaborates, “An old resource of mine mentioned you had been brought back to the land of the living. I thought that finally I had found a warrior who could best Hinjo! My retrieval squad paid dearly for your capture, but no more than I have already paid thrice over to be thwarted by those blasted foreigners.”
I cannot hide my confusion, “You believe I would slay Hinjo for you?”
Kubota’s smile is as slimy as the serpent he truly is, “Of course not, my dear, I know you would never work for me. I have no intention of hiring you for anything. I just thought you might like to get back at those who have wronged you so.”
I blow my hair to the side, struggling to move my limbs as I question, “I do not understand…Shojo is dead. The city is gone.”
Kubota takes on a fatherly air, and even I cannot help but feel the effects of it, “Ah, my dear, if only it were that simple. I have heard witnesses tell of what transpired in that fateful room. Shojo was a cunning old schemer; did you really think his corruption ended with him?”
Anger rises as feeling and strength return to me. I am hogtied! On some geisha’s bed! I scowl as best I can, “I know my error now, dog. Hinjo will lead our people over your deceptions, honorably, into new life.”
Kubota’s laugh is harsh, his words direct, “Such naiveté still. And what on earth makes you believe Hinjo is any better than his uncle? He was as much a part of his uncle’s plans as the Order of the Stick. You do know that he is still trying to lead an assault against the lich since their initial plot failed to exterminate us all? That he works with the Order to lead us back against an entrenched multitude of goblins and undead, when we could easily settle and rebuild our lives unmolested elsewhere? His poor decisions and leadership have led to numerous ships of innocent civilians to be lost to assaults. Only led to more attacks on our survivors.”
I rage against him, “You lie! Hinjo would never do such a thing! He would make port and rebuild as soon as possible, to rebuild a full military expedition and reclaim our home!”
Kubota pushed a small table full of tactical charts and maps up beneath my nose. They were in Hinjo’s hand! His notes about all I had been unable to be there for…and Kubota used them to back his claim, “See for yourself, woman. This chronicles our journey since we left our port. Notice our circuitous route. How long we spend in dangerous waters and near enemy shores. His own notes on our losses. He has stubbornly resisted all attempts at reason, promoted commoners to the nobility to undermine our traditions, and consolidates power just like his uncle.”
I shake my head, trying to deny the proof before my eyes. Was all of that talk with Hinjo falsehood? Was I sent to his uncle after just to muddle my mind? That would mean even if handsome Roy didn’t know that he had been manipulated! I know not which I would have preferred, for either scorches my heart. I whisper through hot tears, “If there is a clearly better way, then he must follow it or abdicate. For the good of our people! How can this be true? HOW?!”
Kubota’s smile is dark, and his hair falls about him like a perfect curtain to match his silken robe. He caresses my cheek and a shiver runs through me. A shiver that makes me conscious of wearing less cloth than even Shojo’s dirty mind gave me! And bound so! Yet I cannot find objection to his touch, I cannot but think of his caressing me further…Twelve, this is not right. My attraction to Matsumo and others is my own, but this is not! And I am helpless before its pull. I cry out, “What do you want?!”
Kubota is commiserating, “My dear, I want only to help you. To enjoy your beauty, and all the more as you strike down your enemies. The enemies of our people. Surely you cannot begrudge me such selflessness for our people and such a minor indulgence for myself. I want only to help you, my dear.”
I cannot even protest as his soft lips caress my own, his hands smoothing my hair. Twelve, if ever I have needed aid it is now…
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[edit]I LOVE MitD-gsMitD! That's awesome And I think the thread archive is actually a good idea, but impentation is what i worry about. It would almost have to be a sticky, because by definition we shouldn't reply to it!
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2010-02-07, 01:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion
Whoooah. Nice Story. Miko is one of my favourite characters. XD
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2010-02-07, 02:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Your local Cleric.
Cleric of the Murphy's Law Thread
(yes, that is possible)
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
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2010-02-07, 02:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Surely holy brain bleach only helps if you're Good though.
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2010-02-07, 02:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Your local Cleric.
Cleric of the Murphy's Law Thread
(yes, that is possible)
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
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2010-02-07, 02:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Ok, what if you're a vampire?
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2010-02-07, 02:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-02-07, 02:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Holy water is too lawful for me. XD
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2010-02-07, 03:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Yes, me too. XD I love that song.
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2010-02-07, 03:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Wow, you do work fast... I'm off for 23 hours and you've added three pages to the thread.
I like the update, Water-Smurf, though I'm worried about Tiasal. Things are not going to end well for her, I fear.
When You're Evil is one awesome song. Xykon would definitely sing that on karaoke night. I would too.
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2010-02-07, 03:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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We'ze FAST, like, greased LIIIGHTNING
Ooh, i like your avvie. Looks like a femElan. XDRecent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
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2010-02-07, 03:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-02-07, 03:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Taken any levels in dashing swordsman? XD
Blonde, rapier... dazzling smile. XD Good thing this is the character shipping thread and not the forumgoer one. XDRecent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
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2010-02-07, 03:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-02-07, 03:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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My RL charisma used to be terrible, but now it may be pretty good. ^_^
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I would take levels in Dashing Swordsman, but i'm pretty sure you have to use a rapier. I don't like rapiers. XDRecent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
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2010-02-07, 03:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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I don't hate him. I mean, he tried to kill The Doctor and all, but... wait, wrong Master.
I'm confused as to why you think I need to be on for new threads to be made.
Also, you'd have to ask a mod about a second index thread. There is the one thread per topic rule, and I think we're doing perfectly well with the current set up.It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2010-02-07, 04:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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While seducing V?
SpoilerSome people say my love cannot be true
Please believe me, my love, and Ill show you
I will give you those things you thought unreal
The sun, the moon, the stars all bear my seal
Follow me now and you will not regret
Leaving the life you led before we met
You are the first to have this love of mine
Forever with me till the end of time
Your love for me has just got to be real
Before you know the way Im going to feel
Im going to feel
Im going to feel
Now I have you with me, under my power
Our love grows stronger now with every hour
Look into my eyes, you will see who I am
My name is lucifer, please take my hand
To Tiasal?
SpoilerYou, me
Understand
Shake my hand
Last chance, little man
Ain't it grand
It's a bargain, it's a steal
30 pieces of silver
And a deal's a deal
Sign upon the dotted line
I'll be yours and you'll be mine
Nothing's free
Eventually
Nothing's free
From the rules and laws of morality
Free to take your fill
Free from your own free will
Nothing's free
My girl, it's getting late
I'll raise the stakes
So close
Control your fate, why hesitate
Seal the deal, close the sale
Take my hammer, drive the nail
Sign upon the bloody line
A drop of yours, a drop of mine
Nothing's free
Eternally
Nothing's free
From your conscience or
Free from the consequence
Free to sin and death
Free till your final breath
Nothing's free
Free from the claws and flaws of your family
Free from obedient life
You're cut like a double-edged knife
Nothing's free, nothing's free
Oh, you pay me
Free to ignore the bore of authority
Free to spit in the face
Be the winningest rat in the race till
Judgement Day
Then nothing's free
Bow to me if you wanna be free
Free from life, come die with me
And when we're dead it's for eternity
Come on little one and dance in the fire
The heat's getting close and the flame's getting higher
When the music's over there's a hush in the choir
Nothing's free
When the trumpets sound and his light is all around
And the saints all raise from the graves in the ground
We'll be going way downtown
Way downtownAvatar by CoffeeIncluded
Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
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2010-02-07, 04:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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He Took a Level in Badass, had a Crowning Moment of Awesome, and then earnt Redemption through death. In ONE LIGHTNING BOLT.
<3
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Spoiler alert. DXDRecent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
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2010-02-07, 04:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Part 2 of Rogue Love the not so epic tale
SpoilerHaley woke up in the bandit kings bedroom. It seems her looks, wit, and bluff skill could get her out of every situation. Though who’s to say she can’t enjoy herself along the way? Now all that was left was to get Elan and get out of her faster then you can say “Expeditious Retreat”. But did she really want to leave? The bandit king wasn’t so bad, and Elan could be fine on his own. “Maybe a walk will clear my mind” Haley said, just trying to delay making a decision.
Outside it was a beautiful day. The flowers were in bloom, and the birds chirped in the trees. Haley was fully observant to the beauty of nature, but not that of the bandit kings daughter watching her leave the tent.” Hey, what were you doing in my father’s tent?” She said looking curious but as if she could burst into a rage at any moment.” Um, erm, Nothing?” Haley said trying to look as innocent as possible, and considering she is a rogue it was a really good try. “I’m watching you” the bandit king’s daughter said, eyeing her suspiciously.
Haley sighed as the young lady walked away. That incident made it easy to choose. She needed to find Élan, get back to Roy, and get this nightmare over with. Though finding Elan in a bandit camp with at least 50 bandits would be more difficult, even more so because she wasn’t one of them.”” The first thing I am gonna need is an outfit” she thought to herself. Time for Operation: knock a dumb bandit out.
Samantha thought about what just happened. “Did dad get a new concubine? Was the camp infiltrated? Those matters could wait. She was gonna go back to her new boy toy. Blondie was definably a keeper. And a quick cast of cats grace always helped in a relationship.
Dont know how long this will go on but there will be a part 3Avatar of a Drow priestess by Teutonic Knight.
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Evil. Iam diffrent. Have a problem with that...
My avatarsSpoilerThanks To Dashwood for Spider avatar.
Thanks To Mr Saturn for Goth Man avatar.
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2010-02-07, 04:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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He only uses the drugs for 'problem' kids and, say, kids he doesn't want to tattle to Xykon on him. The kids know perfectly well what he does and makes them do.
Oh my God, that fits so much, it isn't even funny. It's so cool!
Incidentally, I ran across this song...
SpoilerFor to see my Tom of Bedlam, 10,000 miles I'd travel
Mad Maudlin goes on dirty toes, to save her shoes from gravel.
Still I sing bonnie boys, bonnie mad boys,
Bedlam boys are bonnie
For they all go bare and they live by the air,
And they want no drink nor money.
I went down to Satin's kitchen, for to beg me food one morning
There I got souls piping hot, all on the spit a turning.
Still I sing bonnie boys, bonnie mad boys,
Bedlam boys are bonnie
For they all go bare and they live by the air,
And they want no drink nor money.
There I picked up a cauldron, Where boiled 10,000 harlots
Though full of flame I drank the same, to the health of all such varlets.
Still I sing bonnie boys, bonnie mad boys,
Bedlam boys are bonnie
For they all go bare and they live by the air,
And they want no drink nor money.
My staff has murdered giants, my bag a long knife carries
For to cut mince pies from children's thighs, with which to feed the fairies.
Still I sing bonnie boys, bonnie mad boys,
Bedlam boys are bonnie
For they all go bare and they live by the air,
And they want no drink nor money.
Spirits white as lightning, shall on my travels guide me
The moon would quake and the stars would shake, when' ere they espied me.
Still I sing bonnie boys, bonnie mad boys,
Bedlam boys are bonnie
For they all go bare and they live by the air,
And they want no drink nor money.
No gypsy slut nor doxy, shall win my Mad Tom from me
I'll weep all night, the stars I'll fight, the fray will well become me.
Still I sing bonnie boys, bonnie mad boys,
Bedlam boys are bonnie
For they all go bare and they live by the air,
And they want no drink nor money.
It's when next I have murdered, the Man-In-The-Moon to powder
His staff I'll break, his dog I'll bake, they'll howl no demon louder.
Still I sing bonnie boys, bonnie mad boys,
Bedlam boys are bonnie
For they all go bare and they live by the air,
And they want no drink nor money.
So drink to Tom of Bedlam, he'll fill the seas in barrels
I'll drink it all, all brewed with gall, with Mad Maudlin I will travel.
Still I sing bonnie boys, bonnie mad boys,
Bedlam boys are bonnie
For they all go bare and they live by the air,
And they want no drink nor money.
This was written by an inmate of Bethlehem. I thought of Deirdre.
N.I.B. by Ozzy Osbourne, and Nothing's Free by Alice Cooper.
Hey, if that whole thing with 'Redcloak and Vaarsuvius are wedged apart by Xykon's abuse of her' happens, and assuming Xykon forced Vaarsuvius into marrying him and V never got the guts to explain what was really going on to Reddy, how would Redcloak react if he started getting the inkling that Vaarsuvius was unhappy with Xykon?
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The April Squickies Award for Best Crack Pairing Story
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Water smurf you just made my ozzy alarm go off.
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