YOU! (A Picture/Media Thread): XXI

[absolmorph]

It's natural curiosity! Either we go into the thread and find out, or we stare and look creepy while trying to figure it out*.

In honesty, though, learning about bras and cupsizes is useful for us guys. Along with other things. Like which comments are least likely to tempt a kick from the throat when talking to a girl with PMS.

*A quick glance, at most. Cause I'm a gentleman and I'm good like that.

Show-off -.-

[Anuan]

I like how you delete the rest of the asterisk section of the quote but leave all the rest of the quote so I look like a bad person instead of actually showing the disclaimer I put in

As for being a show-off, I can be modest or I can be honest. And Mama always taught me not to lie

Actually Dad taught me that. With a lot of threats >.>

[Jacklu]

*Is so jealous of Ninja's hair* >.< Waaaaaants.

Albis is most welcome here. ^_^

Lioness is very pretty. =3

[BisectedBrioche]

It's natural curiosity! Either we go into the thread and find out, or we stare and look creepy while trying to figure it out*.

In honesty, though, learning about bras and cupsizes is useful for us guys. Along with other things. Like which comments are least likely to tempt a kick to the throat when talking to a girl with PMS.

*Anuan would like to ensure that everyone realises this is a joke. He is in fact a gentleman and a scholar and does not publicly stare at breasts (no matter how fantastic) whilst trying to pick out their cup-size. A quick glance, at most. Cause I'm a gentleman and I'm good like that.

Not to mention the look on people's faces is priceless if you rattle off the cup size calculation equation.

[absolmorph]

I like how you delete the rest of the asterisk section of the quote but leave all the rest of the quote so I look like a bad person instead of actually showing the disclaimer I put in

As for being a show-off, I can be modest or I can be honest. And Mama always taught me not to lie

Actually Dad taught me that. With a lot of threats >.>

What can I say, I'm a master of manipulation
Really, I'm not fully awake because I woke up 4-5 hours before I normally do.

[Trog]

TROG!

Er... yes? Can Trog help you?

If you're going to ask Trog which bathroom you should use Trog's not really sure... Both male and female figures on the doors are solid and all... er... filled in. Maybe use the unisex bathroom? Trog's not sure we have a bathroom for... um... outlined people, sorry. We only have so many broom closets we can convert, really.

*puffs Coffin Nail™*

[Dragonrider]

Is it wierd that I suspect I could calculate someone's cup size based on a photo if I put my mind to it?

I find that somewhat unlikely given that apparent size varies vastly from one picture to the next (at least, with me).

[Anuan]

Maybe Bisected just means a very rough calculation. I can see it now.

"Yes...Hmm...You wear a... Big. Next!"

[Dragonrider]

Maybe Bisected just means a very rough calculation. I can see it now.

"Yes...Hmm...You wear a... Big. Next!"

That could be.

[BisectedBrioche]

I find that somewhat unlikely given that apparent size varies vastly from one picture to the next (at least, with me).

As Anuan said, I meant the estimation (using inches);

Band size* - Bust size** = x

Start at A for (x = 0) and got up one cup size per unit (so x=1 is B, x=2 is C).

*chest Size (the measurement around the part just below the bust going under the armpits) + 4 rounded up to the nearest even number (i.e. add 5 if it's odd)
**As chest size, but measure over the fullest part of the breasts.

It worked when I was finding a bra for my Halloween costume anyway. ¬_¬"

[Sneak]

It's not weird to suspect you can do it, it's just weird to actually try.

Actually, scratch that, they're both kinda weird.

[Nameless]

I guess we could argue boxers or briefs in the boys thread... (In reality boxerbriefs don't exist and were invented in concept to confuse girls)

PS. Sometimes I don't shower.
PPS. Even when I need it.
PPPS. That's why no pictures now.

Or more importantly, after shave. Yay, or nay?

[BisectedBrioche]

Or more importantly, after shave. Yay, or nay?

Nay, it stings and doesn't smell very pleasent.

[DraPrime]

Or more importantly, after shave. Yay, or nay?

Nay. After shave and shaving cream are unnecessary. One must shave with a rusty battle-axe, and nothing more.

[BisectedBrioche]

Nay. After shave and shaving cream are unnecessary. One must shave with a rusty battle-axe, and nothing more.

A battle-axe? Wimp, real men use blowtorches.

[Nameless]

A battle-axe? Wimp, real men use blowtorches.

Really? I use a flaming battle-axe. 'Cus I'm manly like.

[Krade]

I use a disposable 2-blade and hot soapy water. Works fine. Probably helps that I barely need to shave more than once a week, though.

[DraPrime]

A battle-axe? Wimp, real men use blowtorches.

The battle-axe is only for quick and lazy work. When I'm feeling particularly manly, I use a hand grenade. I flex my muscles at the same time for maximum pretentious manliness.

[BisectedBrioche]

The battle-axe is only for quick and lazy work. When I'm feeling particularly manly, I use a hand grenade. I flex my muscles at the same time for maximum pretentious manliness.

Sometimes I shave with one of my own hairs. Plucked from my head with a pair of pliers.

True story.

[Pyrian]

Lioness in her dance competition. This is my favourite photo so far...except that I'm looking down.

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Hot. ...But it looks like he's about to grab your chest.

[Krade]

Hot. ...But it looks like he's about to grab your chest.

It's funny because it's true!

I lol'd.

[DraPrime]

Sometimes I shave with one of my own hairs. Plucked from my head with a pair of pliers.

True story.

...Well I cant beat that. Well done. Well done indeed.

Although I wonder, can there be a market for hand-grenade shaving?

[Krade]

...Well I cant beat that. Well done. Well done indeed.

Although I wonder, can there be a market for hand-grenade shaving?

Well a hand grenade would most definitely remove the hair from your face. I think we can garuntee that. I think the problem will arise when we try to get it to not also remove your face from your face.

[Sneak]

Well a hand grenade would most definitely remove the hair from your face. I think we can garuntee that. I think the problem will arise when we try to get it to not also remove your face from your face.

Why is that a problem? It eliminates the need for shaving entirely. Wholly more efficient.

[DraPrime]

Why is that a problem? It eliminates the need for shaving entirely. Wholly more efficient.

This reminds me of what may be the only funny Mad TV skit ever.

[RabbitHoleLost]

Rabbit and her Lion go geocaching.
At night.
Victory picture.
Ridiculous expressions.

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Rabbit and her Lion go geocaching.
At night.
Victory picture.
Ridiculous expressions.

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Ah! The pondering! IT BURNS!

[absolmorph]

Really? I use a flaming battle-axe. 'Cus I'm manly like.

I shave with a double-bladed lightsaber
I brush my teeth with it, too. It works pretty well, I must say.

[Thufir]

'Cus I'm manly like.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

I shave with an electric shaver, because I have common sense.

[Nameless]

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

I shave with an electric shaver, because I have common sense.

Pfft, common sense is for whimps.