YOU! (A Picture/Media Thread): XXII

[KuReshtin]

That looks like so much fun!

Scoprs, KuResh: I second the emotion!

It was.
And my friend gets to do that four or five days a week for the next month and a bit.
As the 'Black Knight', he gets to walk around at the castle, challenging people to sword fights and games of tic-tac-toe, while looking gruff and insulting the other workers there as part of his role as the arrogant knight.

[Scorpina]

It was.
And my friend gets to do that four or five days a week for the next month and a bit.
As the 'Black Knight', he gets to walk around at the castle, challenging people to sword fights and games of tic-tac-toe, while looking gruff and insulting the other workers there as part of his role as the arrogant knight.

I want his job. I want it so hard.

[Midnight Son]

I want his job. I want it so hard.

{insert dirty joke here}

[Scorpina]

{insert dirty joke here}

Um... what joke? Usually I can see them in almost anything, but I'm drawing a blank here.

[Trog]

I want his job. I want it so hard.

I want you to have this job. Scorpina, the Black Knight would rock!!

And perhaps raise attendance.

EDIT: @v Speaking of raising attendance. Rrrowrr!

[RabbitHoleLost]

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Edit: Mmm, Scorpy Knight This is something I feel you should pursue as a career.

@V Ah. Nexus. Its been a while since I've seen you call me Daemonqueen or been graced with your words. I'm grateful, as always

[Miraqariftsky]

@^...

Hail to the Daemonqueen
Possessed of timeless beauty
Of fiends, most foul and yet most fair
Rhyming dissolves upon her piercing gaze
And all that remains
Is a bloody drum
Beating
A twilit
Song

@RHL: Heh-heh. As I always say, your Infernal Majesty, I am a slave to inspiration. And ye have never ceased to be a muse to yours truly. The pleasure is mine to be cursed with but a glimpse of your grace.


~koff~ Feel free to shoot me if I go too far.

[Scorpina]

I want you to have this job. Scorpina, the Black Knight would rock!!

And perhaps raise attendance.

Edit: Mmm, Scorpy Knight This is something I feel you should pursue as a career.

I'll work on it. First I'll need a sword and some sort of chainmail bikini.

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As I have said before, this picture is awesome.

Also, your Harley av is similarly awesome!

[arguskos]

Um... what joke? Usually I can see them in almost anything, but I'm drawing a blank here.

Read the second line that he was referencing. Now, turn your Perversity Engine on. Profit.

[Scorpina]

Read the second line that he was referencing. Now, turn your Perversity Engine on. Profit.

...oh. OH! Right. I get it now.

[arguskos]

...oh. OH! Right. I get it now.

Need more practice with the Perversity Engine, it seems.

I also call this the "Out of Context Theorem", as nearly anything taken out of context becomes deeply hilarious, since nearly anything can be sexualized out of context.

[Malfunctioned]

Just as a note on the age thing, I'm 18 and constantly thought of as around 15, though since the introduction of the fail-beard that seems to be rising.

Also, my hair has been dyed again, it turned out a bit more orangey than I hoped but still good, I should have some pictures to share as soon as my friends decides to upload them.

*shakes fist*

[The Rose Dragon]

I also call this the "Out of Context Theorem", as nearly anything taken out of context becomes deeply hilarious, since nearly anything can be sexualized out of context.

I took your mom's comment out of context, if you know what I mean nudge nudge wink wink say no more.

[Superglucose]

My uncle now has hair as long as mine. We'll be getting a picture today so y'all can see.

[CurlyKitGirl]

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Pretty Rabbit is pretty. And I do like that hat.
Everyone on this site is ridiculously pretty/handsome or both.

[Coidzor]

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@V Ah. Nexus. Its been a while since I've seen you call me Daemonqueen or been graced with your words. I'm grateful, as always

To the photographer. Rotate the camera 90 degrees along the axis parallel to Rabbit's Hips.

[Superglucose]

Rabbit's definitely got the whole 'look good' thing down!

[BisectedBrioche]

Hmm, what's with the sudden surge of cute girls in awesome hats?

[Forever Curious]

I am envious of both their beauty and their hats!

[SMEE]

I am envious of both their beauty and their hats!

This... so much this.

[Superglucose]

Hmm, what's with the sudden surge of cute girls in awesome hats?

There are things we do not question!

And one of them is pictures of pretty girls.

[Malfunctioned]

There are things we do not question!

And one of them is pictures of pretty girls.

Especially when those girls are wearing glasses.

[Superglucose]

... we should pester Cycoris for more pics, I think.

[Malfunctioned]

Indeed. Have you got your pestering cannon ready?

[Superglucose]

Locked and loaded!

[Malfunctioned]

*Puts on his fancy hat and raises his telescope*

Cute girls spotted!

Mr. Glucose, you may fire at will!

[Dallas-Dakota]

*Glances*

*bah* This is how you do it.

*glomps the cute girls* *snuggles*

[Superglucose]

It reminds me of my friend's birthday, so I ran up to her full speed without her noticing and grabbed her by the waist and hugged her and spun her around.

So much laughter was had!

Besides... I never said *what* I was launching at these girls

*fires himself out of the cannon like the clown he is*

(what could be more annoying than me? )

[Malfunctioned]

If I had the ability to glomp across oceans then believe me I would DD. Unfortunately it seems that I'm going to have resort to Ground-to-Cute missiles.

It reminds me of my friend's birthday, so I ran up to her full speed without her noticing and grabbed her by the waist and hugged her and spun her around.

I did the same to my friend Mel on her birthday. Her being 5-foot tall made this somewhat easier/more hilarious.

[Superglucose]

Quit complaining Malfunctioned, you're on the same continent as Eadin

Oh, and this girl is about an inch taller than I am Let's just say that if I worked out (instead of noming on food and occasionally walking around) I wouldn't be a skinny bastard and rather a fairly muscular dude. I was blessed with unusually high stats.