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2010-07-04, 05:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
My (idiot) chemistry teacher had a picture with a sphere in a suit at a bar. His name was Ionic Bond, and he liked it Taken, not Shared. I hated that teacher.
On sausages: go kosher. Best.
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2010-07-04, 05:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
BANG → !
OH LOOK AT HER/.../YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN MEAN/RICHARDS
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2010-07-04, 05:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
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2010-07-04, 05:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
Avatar by me. It's Incendius Darkscale, a Good Dragonborn Dragon Sorcerer, Demonskin Adept, Prince of Hell, worshiper of the Platinum Dragon (Bahamut), specializing in Fire and Lightning, wielding a staff in each hand.
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2010-07-04, 05:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
Last edited by Dogmantra; 2010-07-04 at 05:55 PM.
BANG → !
OH LOOK AT HER/.../YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN MEAN/RICHARDS
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2010-07-04, 05:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
Avatar by me. It's Incendius Darkscale, a Good Dragonborn Dragon Sorcerer, Demonskin Adept, Prince of Hell, worshiper of the Platinum Dragon (Bahamut), specializing in Fire and Lightning, wielding a staff in each hand.
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2010-07-04, 06:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
But... I like dumb science jokes. >.>
My chemistry teacher told the same "Two protons walk into a bar. One said, 'I think I lost an electron!' The other said, 'Are you sure?' 'I'm positive!'" joke many times this year.
I think a requirement for being a science teacher is to have a cheesy sense of humor."Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other."
-Abraham LincolnLove wins.
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2010-07-04, 06:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
I once knew someone (one of the stupidest, most memorable and most quotable men I have ever met) who claimed to be allergic to nitrates. When pressed about it, he told us "I'm only allergic to some nitrates, mine are not major." No, I have no idea what that means. Then he recounted to us the discovery of his allergy: "I ate a plate of cucumbers, and the nitrates took over my body!"
I miss him so very much.
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2010-07-04, 06:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
I read "ION: NO3-" as "I'unno." Not sure if that's the joke. Or where the 3- comes in.
Ahem:
So a cop pulls Heisenberg for speeding. The cop asks "sir, do you know how fast you were going?" And Heisenberg answers "yes, but I have no idea where I am!"Last edited by Pheehelm; 2010-07-04 at 06:08 PM.
A potent relic of the past. 'Tis said the wearer commands the wisdom of kings, and can see the unseeable.
Like the grue lurking in your bedroom waiting for you to fall asleep.
But perhaps some things are better left unseen...
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2010-07-04, 06:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-07-04, 06:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-07-04, 06:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-07-04, 06:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-07-04, 06:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
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2010-07-04, 06:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
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2010-07-04, 06:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
"Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other."
-Abraham LincolnLove wins.
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2010-07-04, 06:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-07-04, 06:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
BANG → !
OH LOOK AT HER/.../YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN MEAN/RICHARDS
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2010-07-04, 06:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-07-04, 07:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
Avatar by me. It's Incendius Darkscale, a Good Dragonborn Dragon Sorcerer, Demonskin Adept, Prince of Hell, worshiper of the Platinum Dragon (Bahamut), specializing in Fire and Lightning, wielding a staff in each hand.
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2010-07-04, 07:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
"Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other."
-Abraham LincolnLove wins.
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2010-07-04, 08:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
"So Dad, how do you like our cattle ranch?"
"Well, I like what you and your brothers are doing, but why'd you call it Focus?"
"'Cuz it's where the sons raise meat."A potent relic of the past. 'Tis said the wearer commands the wisdom of kings, and can see the unseeable.
Like the grue lurking in your bedroom waiting for you to fall asleep.
But perhaps some things are better left unseen...
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2010-07-04, 08:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
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2010-07-04, 08:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
Punny Business I: Weevils
Mr and Mrs Weevil had two sons, one of whom they named Fred, the other, Jim. Fred turned out to be a talented actor, who was soon cast as all the most prestigious roles in Broadway productions, and later made a career in film and television. He earnt millions of pounds every day and soon became the richest weevil in the world. Everyone knew his name, but he let it get to his head. Fred became misanthropic, and eventually purchased an island and hired an army, declaring war on everyone, just because it wasn't perfect, like he thought he deserved. Meanwhile, Jim was content in his job as a fireman. It was tough work, with poor pay, but he always came home satisfied when he knew he'd prevented a fire, and even saved lives.
SpoilerJim was clearly the lesser of two weevils.
Punny Business II: Straw Hut
Long ago, in a country far away, lived a young boy and his family, in a hut made of straw. The boy was a very fussy eater, and one day, was given a cheese and ham scone to eat. Not only was it a savoury scone, which the boy considered an abomination, but the ham was also improperly cured and had gone slightly off. In a fit, the boy chucked the scone into the corner, never to be seen again. Soon, however, the family was visited by some wild animals who smelt the ham and wanted it for themselves. Upon reaching the hut, all that the wild animals could tell is that the source of the smell was from inside the hut. They easily broke apart the straw walls, letting the hut collapse onto the boy's mother and father. and took the cheese and ham scone away to eat. The boy, who had been playing outside, turned around to see he was now homeless, and unless he acted fast, parentless. From that day forward, the boy knew thatSpoilerpeople in grass houses shouldn't throw scones.
THE END???BANG → !
OH LOOK AT HER/.../YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN MEAN/RICHARDS
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2010-07-04, 08:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
You guys want puns? I'll give you puns.
Though I can't remember how I found this site, I think it might have been from these forums somehow.. I guess the Playground really likes puns.Last edited by Neko Toast; 2010-07-04 at 08:32 PM.
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2010-07-04, 08:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
Punny Business QUICK SHOT 1: Peanut!
Two peanuts were walking down the road.SpoilerOne was assaulted.
Punny Business QUICK SHOT 2: Pharmacist!
An man was running down the street, chasing a Hearse, on which he had left the handbrake off. He popped into the pharmacy and askedSpoiler"Have you got anything to stop this coffin?"BANG → !
OH LOOK AT HER/.../YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN MEAN/RICHARDS
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2010-07-04, 08:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
Two detectives were investigating the murder of golfer Juan Gonzalez.
"How was he killed?" asked one detective.
"The witnesses said the killer used a golf gun," the other detective replied.
"A golf gun?" the first detective exclaimed. "What the heck is a golf gun?!"
The second detective replied:
Spoiler"I don't know, but it sure made a hole in Juan."
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2010-07-04, 08:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-07-04, 09:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
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2010-07-04, 09:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #1
What's this? Puns? For me? :O
I saw that coming when I read the word, "Weevil". Just cause I heard the joke in Master and Commander.
Punny Business II: Straw Hut
@All other puns/punners: I love you and you made me laugh."Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other."
-Abraham LincolnLove wins.
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