Nexus OoC V: Suxen Eht Nioj!

[Maxios]

...Alright then.
So I started a new thread called Rings of Power involving DC Universe power rings being introduced in the Nexus

[ThirdEmperor]

Not stolen by What?

What has the revolver with the heat-seeking explosive rounds. The gun I'm talking about was the one that fired shotgun blasts of grenades, the one Riv killed D4 with then threw away. And yes, I know heat-seeking volleys of grenades are overpowered, that's why I got rid of it.

[Beans]

There also are no brainseeking shuriken or heat-seeking splitting multi-warheads.

Because I don't want to incur permanent blood vessel damage.

[horngeek]

What has the revolver with the heat-seeking explosive rounds.

Yes, that is the question.

[Maxios]

Darn Ninja Pirate Zombie. Involving my fun in Trog's Tavern THEN throwing a brain seeking shuriken into my hand

[VampireRot]

Why would the brain-seeking shuriken go for your hand?

...

Oh. Hah.

[Maxios]

The NPZ uses his pirate hook hand to throw it. Plus, Maxios' hand instictively covered his head, so that's why he wasn't brain-drained.

[happyturtle]

Well, I should warn you. Most involve one or more of us getting shot. I honestly think we have no chance with a actual frontal assault, they have the advantage of knowing we're coming, having time to set up defences and they can also see us before we see them. I do however have a massive store of food on me, so I think our best secondary option is to sit back and starve them out. The robot may not get hungry, but the demon kid will. It's also the one involving the least amount of us getting shot.

Fine then, plan 3. We light the forest on fire, they run out and we tag them.

Starvation? Fire? Does K-Riv not understand that this is a paintball game? To use a lovely redneck phrase, he doesn't have the sense god gave dirt.

[Ashen Lilies]

I find it rather endearing.
Except when he called Decker a demon. RAAAAAAAAAAGE.
*reaches through thread and thwaps K-Riv*

[ThirdEmperor]

Victory by any means is his Modus Operandi. Even in paintball.

And yes, how true.

[Beans]

Starvation? Fire? Does K-Riv not understand that this is a paintball game? To use a lovely redneck phrase, he doesn't have the sense god gave dirt.

*reads quoted posts*

... Oh, gods.

I knew snorting Vanilla Tootsie Rolls was a bad idea. This is the worst trip ever.

Also, that is the absolute worst plan for any paintball game ever and K-Riv should be given a coloring book and maybe a Thorazine cupcake.

[Reinholdt]

I find it rather endearing.
Except when he called Decker a demon. RAAAAAAAAAAGE.
*reaches through thread and thwaps K-Riv*

Avatar is sooooo cute! Even while raging!
*huggles KK*

[Lix Lorn]

Also, that is the absolute worst plan for any paintball game ever and K-Riv should be given a coloring book and maybe a Cyanide cupcake.

FTFY, I believe. xP

[Beans]

FTFY, I believe. xP

But I...

Yes, mistress.

[Ashen Lilies]

Ack!

[happyturtle]

I find it rather endearing.
Except when he called Decker a demon. RAAAAAAAAAAGE.
*reaches through thread and thwaps K-Riv*

Yeah, good thing Decker didn't hear that. Course she'd consider lethal methods too except for the part where the Admiral would tear out her liver.

[ThirdEmperor]

A cyanide cupcake would probavly be the best solution.

[Maxios]

Alright, so we got one character wanting to join the quest. Also, the quest is not just for candy, it's for TONS of gold and artifacts.
Anyone else interested in joining?

[Lix Lorn]

But I...

Yes, mistress.

My influence is now scaring even me. I seem to have power over someone I've never spoken to before.

Awesome.

[Project_Mayhem]

You have ascended to a higher level of dommedom

[Rae Artemi]

My influence is now scaring even me. I seem to have power over someone I've never spoken to before.

Awesome.

You still can't get me to not do something for you though.

[Beans]

My influence is now scaring even me. I seem to have power over someone I've never spoken to before.

Awesome.

As long as you respect the fact that I'm ex-internet-married...

Keys are all yours.
What the keys do... not my knowledge.

[Lix Lorn]

...shiny keeys...

[NineThePuma]

@Rei: Are you the one who keeps doing her laundry? If so, please stop putting the shredded shirts in the dryer. The damn things keep trying to knit together in there and I swear I've had to rip them apart and resew them a dozen times already.

@Lix: Face it. You're so sexy you bend reality around you.

@Self: Finish your damn profile, you.

[Rae Artemi]

@Rei: Are you the one who keeps doing her laundry? If so, please stop putting the shredded shirts in the dryer. The damn things keep trying to knit together in there and I swear I've had to rip them apart and resew them a dozen times already.

Who's Rei?

If you meant me, Why would I do laundry in a machine when one of my main abilities is to make and control clothes?

[ThirdEmperor]

Are those the keys to the Orbital Death Nuke that Riv lost? Cause if they are DON'T GIVE THEM TO LIX!

[Rae Artemi]

Are those the keys to the Orbital Death Nuke that Riv lost? Cause if they are DON'T GIVE THEM TO LIX!

If they are, I'll break them. I do stuff like that.

[Beans]

Orbital Death Nuke.
...
Well, at least it won't impact any player who doesn't care.
Like my spiffy (SPIFFYYYYYYYYY) self.

Anyway, Lix, I was gonna say how I'm a trainplaneboat (really) and those are the keys to my ignition, but I couldn't make that come out in a way that sounded not... not... like, not dirty.

Wait, I got it.
Those are the keys that start the explosion in a metal box that makes me do a stuffs.

[Maxios]

An orbitial death nuke? Maxios plans on getting on of those soon

[Lix Lorn]

Don't worry, I crafted Killsats while Rae was deadtimed.

@Dyth: (hides)