Belkar's Romantic Intrest

[Jayngfet]

oh dear gods, i read this thread 12 times, i'll condone it because

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i like to mess with peoples minds

and

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i prepared explosive runes this morning

[memyselfandi]

Just when you thought this thread was safe:
Warning! Viewing of this image my melt your eyes.

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[Glass Mouse]

Just when you thought this thread was safe:
Warning! Viewing of this image my melt your eyes.

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I actually found that image more cute than disturbing.. What kind of person does that make me?

[Green Bean]

I actually found that image more cute than disturbing.. What kind of person does that make me?

One very much like myself!

Of course, my resistance comes from being a reader and contributor to the OotS House of Horrors. What's your excuse?

[Glass Mouse]

One very much like myself!

Of course, my resistance comes from being a reader and contributor to the OotS House of Horrors. What's your excuse?

Um... I think my excuse has to go with something like this:

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....Sorry?

[Green-Shirt Q]

Belkar's romantic intrest is (drumroll please)...........

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Everyone! V, Miko, Haley, Juila, Sara (Roy's mom), Therlka, Tsukiko, Sabine, Violet (girl who dated Roy's dad for a while), Lien, Serrini Toormick, Celia, Random NPC who Belkar was dacing with

I hope somebody makes a picture of this, I have art skills, but whenever I post them, It never works! I give up!

I'm just reposting it because everybody has seemed to forget already.

[David Argall]

Um... I think my excuse has to go with something like this:

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....Sorry?

Belkar is pretty definitely straight, so this would not be his choice...unless he knew Roy's soul was watching, or that Roy would be raised and find out, or ...

[Glass Mouse]

Belkar is pretty definitely straight, so this would not be his choice...unless he knew Roy's soul was watching, or that Roy would be raised and find out, or ...

Aren't you that guy who keeps trying to bring reason and logic into this thread...?
Well, Mr. Argall, I dare you! Within the limits of reason, you have to find the most sick, the weirdest, the most horrible and most perverted romantic interest for Belkar! Let's see if you can come up with anything worse than those sick, twisted (and unrealistic) ideas that overflow this thread!
Actually, I don't think it's gonna be that hard.......

[Sstoopidtallkid]

Aren't you that guy who keeps trying to bring reason and logic into this thread...?
Well, Mr. Argall, I dare you! Within the limits of reason, you have to find the most sick, the weirdest, the most horrible and most perverted romantic interest for Belkar! Let's see if you can come up with anything worse than those sick, twisted (and unrealistic) ideas that overflow this thread!
Actually, I don't think it's gonna be that hard.......

The MitD? Xykon? Lord Shojo? Mr. Scruffy? Trust me, I can find both reasons and probably, rule 34 permitting, images, of all of those.

[Glass Mouse]

The MitD? Xykon? Lord Shojo? Mr. Scruffy? Trust me, I can find both reasons and probably, rule 34 permitting, images, of all of those.

Lord Shojo? Well...

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I could see it happening!

[Purple Cloak]

oh dear, it gets worse, thankfully i think im immune to insanaty points, possably a bad sign.......

i think glass mouse and H_v are somhow responsible for it.......

[Ganurath]

Think Belkar and Therkla is viable? They have compatable alignments, similiar mental ability scores, body parts that mesh well...

[NikkTheTrick]

Belkar is pretty definitely straight, so this would not be his choice...unless he knew Roy's soul was watching, or that Roy would be raised and find out, or ...

Then how would you explain Belkar goatse in House of Horrors?

[Glass Mouse]

Then how would you explain Belkar goatse in House of Horrors?

Oh god, I've tried to forget that picture ever since I saw it! Please, for the sake of all that's good and innocent, let's never mention that monstrosity again!

[Valdar]

Aren't you that guy who keeps trying to bring reason and logic into this thread...?
Well, Mr. Argall, I dare you! Within the limits of reason, you have to find the most sick, the weirdest, the most horrible and most perverted romantic interest for Belkar! Let's see if you can come up with anything worse than those sick, twisted (and unrealistic) ideas that overflow this thread!
Actually, I don't think it's gonna be that hard.......

Evard's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion. Sick, wrong, and above all, likely.

[Glass Mouse]

Evard's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion. Sick, wrong, and above all, likely.

Now we're getting somewhere:

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[NikkTheTrick]

Oh god, I've tried to forget that picture ever since I saw it! Please, for the sake of all that's good and innocent, let's never mention that monstrosity again!

Now that you are also in the House of Horrors, you might want to look at Haley tubgirl and Shojo-Eugene lemonparty

[Green-Shirt Q]

I belive this thread is dying (when I posted this note, it was on the 2nd page

This has brought me too many hours of laugher at the perverted-ness of you freaks, and I'm making sure you know it's dying so you can save it.

just in case you care. Unless you freaks finally evoled or somthing.

[NikkTheTrick]

I belive this thread is dying (when I posted this note, it was on the 2nd page

This has brought me too many hours of laugher at the perverted-ness of you freaks, and I'm making sure you know it's dying so you can save it.

just in case you care. Unless you freaks finally evoled or somthing.

As there was a saying in USSR, "Lenin is dead, but his cause is living".

Go to the Arts and Crafts section of the forum and read through The House of Horrors thread.

Tubgirl (now, with Durkon), Goatse and Lemonparty are already there

[Rayzin]

Think about Roy(with belt of gender changing) and Belkar......



i did it really quick and was to lazy to remove alot of the white space around the letters and i didnt have enough space to put in the words.

[Rayzin]

[mockingbyrd7]

Lord Shojo? Well...

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I could see it happening!

Oh dear lord...

[Caractacus]

Looks as if Rayzin is going to resurrect the thread single-handedly!

But the Glass Mouse one with Lord Shojo was just scary... It's like she was there...

[Green-Shirt Q]

*snap* I used my mighty Q powers to bring the strip back to life from the abyis of the 3rd page!

Belkar and Celia.

HOLY MOTHER OF THOR!

[TRM]

Lord Shojo? Well...

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I could see it happening!

IMHO that is more disturbing than the rest of the thread put together

[Sequinox]

Oh my god... This is truly disturbing stuff... I'll never recover... unless...

(Two hours later): Selling acid, ten bucks a gallon! Perfect for draining disturbing mental images out of your head!

Also, I'm just bumping this thread.

[Rayzin]

As the people in the house of horrors said... you cant unsee what you've already seen

[Hectonkhyres]

Even to this day, this thread makes me weep with joy.
The fact that they are tears of blood is irrelevant.

[Green-Shirt Q]

Belkar and Celia.

HOLY MOTHER OF THOR!

Somebody shold make a picture of that senerio.

I mean I could just use my infinte Q powers to due so, but I don't feel like it.

[Rayzin]

Somebody shold make a picture of that senerio.

I mean I could just use my infinte Q powers to due so, but I don't feel like it.

DIBS DIBS!
ALSO

Also, I'm just bumping this thread.

What you evil bastard.... no one bumps this thread to much has been acomplished like.... !!!

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See? Look what you made me do!


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Well, it's not angst ridden, but I found it in my Photobucket, so...

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Sometimes I wonder why I make these things. Then I realize that it's all just to mess with the Belkar fanclub.

We shall try!

But first...



You all take 3d6 SAN damage.

Edit: Done my list!



You may as well make it 5d6 SAN damage.

Belkar and Thog:

"Good slaughter, buddy."

Couldn't quite bring myself to make them kiss.

Belkar and Mister Scruffy:



Belkar and Sabine:



I think that pretty much takes care of it.

And so it begins.

"Evil will be punished, you naughty, naughty boy."

I decided I'd start with something tame. Relatively.

Next is Belkar and Thog.



Or maybe V is feeling lonely?

Ever since you've fallen
I've been falling for you

You've inspired me, lankybugger. Of course, as I see it, Belkar is the "top," so that yielded this rendition:



"You know, this 'special mount' class ability ain't so bad after all..."

I only have two things to say:

1. I'm really glad I gave up on the idea of animated gifs. Damn.

2. I am so sorry...

They tell me that you can no longer Smite Evil
So why is it I am smitten with you?

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Why not make it a general Belkar Romance thread club? After all, h_v started this mess! I was just following his and Lankybugger's example! That's my story and I'm sticking to it! I'm impressionable!

Unrated version, with scenes not shown in theaters.

Revenge is a dish best served cold
But I would rather just skip to dessert

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That's because it is! Sweet, pure, and true!

Nothing could ever come between them.

Part 1 of 3

I don't know, there's a number of things we're foggy about when it comes to Elven culture in the OotSiverse...

Part 2 of 3

Part 3 of 3





Haha, thanks. I think I'm going to try and make my way back towards wholesome-disturbing single pics. Comics are a lot of work.(I'm not sure I'm done with BelMiV though)

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Here ya go! If you have anything you would like added to it, just let me know. I was thinking of trying to add V in there anyway, but the situation that involved him/her was probably more appropriate for Roy...

*shudders*

I wasn't sure if it would be too grim for what you were looking for.

Well, I couldn't resist after seeing Tilian long image so I made this animated gif:

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Warning: Disturbing mental image
Edit: Slowed it down.

I have no doubt that Tilian's eventual offering will be far superior to mine in every respect, but I had to put my 2 cp in on this one... How could I pass it up?

"Come on, baby, just a little closer... That's right, now 'Lay on Hands'!"

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Whew.

Companion piece will be up ASAP(with a lack of emphasis on the 'S')

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Okay, Fiendish Servant does have its advantages after all!
And you thought those ranks in Ride would go to waste...

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You were right! Sanctify the wicked really has turned this relationship around!

You could still use some more lay on hands though.

Okay!

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I heard that right, right?

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Now Start singing Dragonforce - Through Fire and Flames !