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2011-08-22, 05:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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Game rules for Semi-elemental plane of ranch dressing and GO!
Oh come on. You KNEW this is was going to happen eventually. Geeks and detail nuts of Giant In the Playground forum, let the random guessing and fanon commence! The topic: The Semi-elemental plane of Ranch Dressing. Oh and of course it's inevitable opposite orbiting universe the semi-elemental plane of Bread Crumbs.
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2011-08-22, 07:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Game rules for Semi-elemental plane of ranch dressing and GO!
Ranch dressing has healing properties... notice the battle damage is gone after the dip
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2011-08-22, 07:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2009
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- Seattle
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2011-08-22, 09:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2011
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- Folgers
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2011-08-22, 10:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Salem, OR
Re: Game rules for Semi-elemental plane of ranch dressing and GO!
Just as the Abyss and the Nine Hells have had their eons long Bloodwar, so too have the closely aligned yet inexorably antagonistic semi-elemental planes of ranch dressing and bleu cheese dressing.
Seriously, you'd think they could team up and take out those smug and pompous vinaigrettes once and for all, but nooooooooo....Cry "Havoc," and let slip the gnomes of war! Or something...
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2011-08-22, 11:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2011
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- Tennessee
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Re: Game rules for Semi-elemental plane of ranch dressing and GO!
I'd say it's mildly Chaos-aligned, but in most other ways similar to the Material Plane. Besides, y'know, being made of ranch dressing.
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2011-08-22, 11:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2007
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2011-08-23, 12:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2009
Re: Game rules for Semi-elemental plane of ranch dressing and GO!
The local Outsiders are probably called Salaads.
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2011-08-23, 12:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2009
Re: Game rules for Semi-elemental plane of ranch dressing and GO!
There's either a floor under all of that dressing or it's so thick that an elf can stand on it and can be dropped onto it without sinking.
Probably offers some sort of bonus for any spell with the Ranch descriptor.I submitted 10 puns to a pun contest, hoping at least one of them would win, but no pun in 10 did.
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2011-08-23, 04:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2006
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- Turku, Finland
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2011-08-23, 06:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2010
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- Michigan, USA
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Re: Game rules for Semi-elemental plane of ranch dressing and GO!
It appears that a good many people on this thread have taken levels in Dashing Swordsman.
I wonder what the stats are on that Ranch Elemental. I can imagine Redcloak complaining about its existence, since ranch is a heterogeneous mixture rather than an element.
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2011-08-23, 12:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Game rules for Semi-elemental plane of ranch dressing and GO!
Flumph > Snarl
Your broken corpses will taste delicious lightly seasoned with nutmeg!
Originally Posted by The Giant
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2011-08-23, 02:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Game rules for Semi-elemental plane of ranch dressing and GO!
Located somewhere along the border of the planes of buttermilk and mayonnaise, it lay bland and neglected for eons until the great god Herb briefly passed through on his way to the land of Tandoori. Herb's passage left behind traces of his essence, bringing forth flavor.
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2011-08-23, 02:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2005
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- TEXAS and 49 Other States
Re: Game rules for Semi-elemental plane of ranch dressing and GO!
I wonder if it has any relation to the semi-plane of buffalo wings...
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2011-08-23, 02:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2007
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- Nebraska
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Re: Game rules for Semi-elemental plane of ranch dressing and GO!
Demi planes lay between two similar planes, so it must lie between a plane of buttermilk and sour cream, with the plane of chives contacting them both. Then a plane of onion dip on the other side. Surround it all with broccoli, cherry tomatoes, and carrot sticks and it would form the great wheel of relish trays.
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2011-08-23, 03:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2010
Re: Game rules for Semi-elemental plane of ranch dressing and GO!
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2011-08-23, 03:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2008
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- Preston, England
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2011-08-23, 03:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
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- USA
Re: Game rules for Semi-elemental plane of ranch dressing and GO!
It's the home plane of those winged buffaloes.
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2011-08-23, 07:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Game rules for Semi-elemental plane of ranch dressing and GO!
they speak the same language becuase this is a comic based of DnD (as in, for the humour part) and it wouldn't be funny if every race was unable to understand each other - just stupid
On topic: obviously, there's some movement penalty involved for the ranch dressing, look how thick that stuff is!
and I'm also gessing quite a lot of dr/broccoli - quite hard to damage something made of liquid that can put itself back together :)
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2011-08-23, 07:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Game rules for Semi-elemental plane of ranch dressing and GO!
I owe Peelee 5 Quatloos. But I am going double or nothing that Durkon will be casting 8th level spells at the big finale.
I bet Goblin_Priest 5 quatloos that Xykon does not know RC has the phylactery at this point in the tale (#1139).
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2011-08-23, 08:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-08-23, 08:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
Re: Game rules for Semi-elemental plane of ranch dressing and GO!
On its boarder with the elemental plane of water, you can find the never ending archipelago of the Semi-Elemental Plane of Thousand Island Dressing. A place of never ending espionage as a certain burger chain tries to hide the source of its "special sauce".
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2011-08-23, 10:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Game rules for Semi-elemental plane of ranch dressing and GO!
At least V fell to the Demiplane of Ranch Dressing, and not the Demiplane of Angry Bears.
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2011-08-23, 10:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-08-23, 11:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-08-23, 11:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-08-24, 12:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Lacey, Washington
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Re: Game rules for Semi-elemental plane of ranch dressing and GO!
I'm tempted to stat up some Ranch Elementals.....
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2011-08-24, 11:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Game rules for Semi-elemental plane of ranch dressing and GO!
How's this for a start?
Ranch Semi-Elemental, Large
Size/Type: Large Semi-Elemental (Ranch, Extraplanar)
Hit Dice: 8d8+32 (68 hp)
Initiative: +0
Speed: 20 ft. (4 squares), swim 90 ft.
Armor Class: 18 (-1 size, +9 natural), touch 9, flat-footed 18
Base Attack/Grapple: +6/+15
Attack: Slam +11 melee (2d8+6)
Full Attack: 2 slams +11 melee (2d8+6)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./10 ft.
Special Attacks: Ranch mastery, drench, delicious
Special Qualities: Damage reduction 5/-, darkvision 60 ft., semi-elemental traits
Saves: Fort +10, Ref +2, Will +2
Abilities: Str 22, Dex 11, Con 19, Int 6, Wis 11, Cha 11
Skills: Listen +6, Spot +6
Feats: Cleave, Great Cleave, Power Attack
Environment: Semi-Elemental Plane of Ranch Dressing
Organization: Solitary
Challenge Rating: 5
Treasure: None
Alignment: Usually neutral
Advancement: 9-15 HD (Large)
Level Adjustment: —
A ranch semi-elemental can’t venture more than 180 feet from the salad from which it was conjured.
Ranch semi-elementals speak Ranchan but rarely choose to do so.
Combat
A ranch semi-elemental prefers to fight on top of a salad or covered in broccoli or other such locations where it is delicious.
Ranch Mastery (Ex)
A ranch semi-elemental gains a +1 bonus on attack and damage rolls if both it and its opponent are touching ranch dressing. If the opponent or the semi-elemental is touching something that would not taste delicious with ranch dressing, the semi-elemental takes a -4 penalty on attack and damage rolls. (These modifiers are not included in the statistics block.)
Drench (Ex)
The semi-elemental’s touch puts out torches, campfires, exposed lanterns, and other open flames of nonmagical origin if these are of Large size or smaller. The creature can dispel magical fire it touches as dispel magic (caster level equals semi-elemental’s HD).
Delicious (Ex)
Those hit by a ranch semi-elemental’s slam attack coats its target in ranch dressing. The target must succeed on a DC 18 Will save or they start to eat themselves, dealing 1d6 damage every round. The effect lasts for 1d4 rounds. An affected creature can take a move action to remove the ranch dressing.
Creatures hitting a ranch semi-elemental with natural weapons or unarmed attacks become covered in ranch dressing as though hit by the semi-elemental’s attack, and also start to eat themselves unless they succeed on a Will save.
Skills
A ranch semi-elemental has a +8 racial bonus on any Swim check to perform some special action or avoid a hazard. It can always choose to take 10 on a Swim check, even if distracted or endangered. It can use the run action while swimming, provided it swims in a straight line.Flumph > Snarl
Your broken corpses will taste delicious lightly seasoned with nutmeg!
Originally Posted by The Giant
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2011-08-24, 11:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Game rules for Semi-elemental plane of ranch dressing and GO!
Deep in this plane, there is a place, nestled between two mountains. A... secret lair, kept safe for millenia from prying eyes. There, there is an artifact, a powerful artifact, the Wishbone of a great bird, with untold abilities, locked away deep, with The Valley of the Hidden Ranch.
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2011-08-25, 02:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Game rules for Semi-elemental plane of ranch dressing and GO!
I submitted 10 puns to a pun contest, hoping at least one of them would win, but no pun in 10 did.
#define true false //Happy debugging, suckers!
k: kilo (10^3), M: mega (10^6), G: giga (10^9), T: tera (10^12), P: peta (10^15), E: exa (10^18), Z: zetta (10^21), Y: your mom (10^24)