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2010-01-12, 03:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Not to intrude on your Privacy But, Where do you live? And Where is this camp located? Is is connected to your grades, Does it accept IB Grades? Cause It sounds like a fun place to go to, Im 14 and my dad is a Rich Russian Dude.
And does it acccept males? Or Jewish people?
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2010-01-12, 03:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-12, 03:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-12, 04:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Nothing strange about that, so do I. :deadpan:
That's showmanship! Always leave them hungry.
BTW, you have a birthday coming up in... July? You could get one of them Leather Bikinis. We'd need pics, of course. Just to to check the quality of the leather.Last edited by Asta Kask; 2010-01-12 at 05:10 AM.
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Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
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2010-01-12, 04:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-12, 05:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
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2010-01-12, 05:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-12, 05:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
No I meant its cured my homaphobia and fear of Pedophiles. Its also improved my Future plans for life (Crosses kill myself at end of collage off the list). I feal happier and stuff.
Edit: Coffy Included I dont know your Birthday but have a Very happy one. My parents forced me into 2 hours of clothes shopping. I dnt know about Girls but for boys its anoying.Last edited by Oooohaloophole; 2010-01-12 at 05:39 AM.
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2010-01-12, 05:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
People to People.
Spoiler1: Crack Pairings
2: Brain Bleach Not Included
3: 50% More Squick
4: You Can't Unread It
5: We Revel in Infamy
6: We’ve Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
7: Warning: Zanaril’s Drinks are Spiked with Love Potion
8: We need a Half-Elf Template (Because if it doesn’t end in elven sex, we’ve done something wrong)
9: Your Soul is Now Forfeit
10: This is Getting a Bit Ridiculous
11: Leave your sanity at the Door
12: If it Makes Sense, We’re Doing it Wrong!
13: Ignoring Canon since May 2009
And we probably need to add something about Hotel California.It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2010-01-12, 07:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Heh, nice story Dark Apprentice. I especially liked the last line.
Originally Posted by Asta Kask
I'm not sure if I should be depressed by that or not.Assistant Executioneer of the Fanclub
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2010-01-12, 08:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Seeing as though no one has taken my hint to heart and made new plot tables, I did:
Roll 1d4 to indicate which table to roll on:
1. Table 1 (ie. The original)
2. Table 2
3. Table 3
4. Table 4
Table 2
1. Dream Sequence
2. Anonymous Dating Service
3. Bodyswapped
4. Meta
5.Curse
6. Spell gone wrong
7. Damsel/dude in distress
8. Lots and lots of angst (because then it will be true art)
9. Amnesia
10. Mistaken identity
11.Genre shift
12. Finding “new uses” for objects
13. The real world
14. Geas/Quest
15. Zone of Truth
16. Truth, dare or command
17. Voyeurism
18. In a playground
19. Roll again twice
20. Roll again on another table
Table 3
1. Fulfilling an unusual fantasy (as demonstrated in Coffee Included’s V x Haley x Elan with Belkar watching fic)
2. Arranged marriage
3. Already married
4. Prostitution
5. Concubines
6. Inheritance of wealth and/or title from obscure dead relative
7. Class change/multiclassing
8. Team Evil is trying to save the world from the Oots’ plan to control/release the snarl
9. Past/future life
10. In 20 years from current comic
11. They discover that they are close relatives at the end
12. Disease
13. “The whole party is controlled by giant space cats and Xykon is from modern Earth”
14. Deus ex machina
15. With the author
16. With another crack-pairer
17. On the web-site
18. Lampshading (roll again)
19. Roll again twice
20. Roll again on another table
Table 4
1. While arguing with the author
2. It’s not them, it’s their players/character sheets/stat blocks/minis/dice (Yes, I know that this isn’t a game, but when have we let canon stand in our way)
3. To make someone else jealous
4. To save the world
5. Mind-control
6. Twins separated at birth
7. This is what the snarl actually does
8. In a watery environment
9. While under attack
10. Because of a literal genie
11. Because if they don’t they’ll die/get unmade
12. On the rebound
13. In jail/a dungeon
14. While playing strip-(insert game here)
15. Wardrobe malfunction
16. On meds
17. As part of their therapy
18. With a giant
19. With a subversion/aversion/inversion/double subversion of (roll again)
20. Roll again twice
I intend to use the new tables once I’ve finished my Thog x Miko fic.
Originally Posted by The Dark FiddlerThe Good Cat Mistress shall show mercy to her servants
My Homebrew
SpoilerRace
Wiggles
Monsters
Cold iron dragon
Argent dragon
Base Class
Glowherd
Silly stuff
Acid classes (as inspired by DracoDei)
Keeper of the Fourth Gate (PrC)
Competitions
Afroakuma's Giantitp Villain Competition
Other
Sereg's Alternative Pronunciation Guide System
Competitions that I've Currently Entered: Lord Gareth's The Alter of Naught Base Class Challenge
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2010-01-12, 09:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Take it that both Leilandius and Arduvanius are still ambiguous. That Ardie mostly dresses like a boy will, at best, make hir look like a very feminine bishounen (I tried to show it by having his clothes smaller). It helps that to be a ranger, you need stealthy clothes, and men's clothes are usually better suited in most cultures. Leilandius is about the same, and while I made hir into the girl's band, it doesn't imply it's a girl, but just that Leilie feels more confortable in the girls' uniform. If you had seen its body completely, you would have seen that it's just round, no appearing boobs or features distinctively feminine. Basically, they're just being elven in their mindset. (Races of the Wild tells us that Elves are highly individualistic, and I wouldn't be surprised that they just don't care about gender, they care only about personality and confort. For all we know, Leilie and Ardie could be a boy and a girl, respectively. Or worse.)
And you find Joan cute? Well, her cloudcuckoolanderness certainly helps, I suppose. (I made sure that being a Cleric of Banjo would give her Knowledge (Bardic) as a class skill, just to push things ever further.)
Originally Posted by SilverraptorBeware the many wrong things in this spoiler!SpoilerThe Order of the Stick Jr.
Meet : Alexander, Joan, Ross, Leilandius, Hitomi, Ngoc and Arduvanius
As interpreted (and drawn) by yours truly, Yiuel
Yiuel LeMelvillois
Only on blank paper do we write the best stories...
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2010-01-12, 09:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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Also Yuriel, Kickass drawing Style. Its Like Ordinary Oots But Different, much like everything you have. Good Stuff and Good Job....But I wonder who and Why would worshipe Banjo? His teachings are?
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2010-01-12, 09:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
It's her father's god. Father who became (will have become, by the time of this new order) a hero, after all. I think that is enough in itself for Joan (and deadpan snarker Ross) to worship Banjo.
His teachings revolve around genre savviness and imagination (turning illusions or fantasies into reality).Beware the many wrong things in this spoiler!SpoilerThe Order of the Stick Jr.
Meet : Alexander, Joan, Ross, Leilandius, Hitomi, Ngoc and Arduvanius
As interpreted (and drawn) by yours truly, Yiuel
Yiuel LeMelvillois
Only on blank paper do we write the best stories...
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2010-01-12, 09:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
If it makes sense you're doing it wrong
Or is that making sense referring to any random "normal" person out there in these forums that accidently stumbled in here?
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2010-01-12, 10:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
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2010-01-12, 11:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-12, 11:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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Elan x Therkla
Spoilerw. apologies to Brian May.
Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Green colored girls
You make the bardic world go round
Hey
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew love before I left my nursery, huh
Left alone with big green tusker
And her voice was nice and husky
Green orc woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!
I've been singing with my band
Across the water across the land
I seen every red head floozy on the way, hey
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies every time
C'mon
Oh wont you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside that red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Green colored girls you make the bardic world go round
Green colored girls you make the bardic world go round
Hey listen here
I've been struck and I've been drained
Lost the levels I had gained
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Hey green woman you gonna make a big man of me
Now get this
Oh (I know) you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh down beside that red firelight
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Green colored girls you make the bardic world go round
Yeah
Green colored girls you make the bardic world go round
Get on your steeds and ride
Oooh yeah, alright, them green colored girls
Green colored girls
Yeah yeah yeah alright, hey, c'mon
Green colored girls
Yes yes
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“Don't exercise your freedom of speech until you have exercised your freedom of thought.”
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2010-01-12, 11:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-12, 12:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Evil. Iam diffrent. Have a problem with that...
My avatarsSpoilerThanks To Dashwood for Spider avatar.
Thanks To Mr Saturn for Goth Man avatar.
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2010-01-12, 01:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Whoa! Thread grow-age! :O
But it seems like I only have one person to reply to. Don't be shy about pointing yourself out if I missed your message. ^.^
Xykon doesn't trust Redcloak with the phylactery anymore. All Xykon has over his head is the vague possibility that the Plan could still be successful and Right-Eye's death can still be worth something, and the concrete threat of harm towards his daughter. Reddy's proven that the hold the Plan has over him isn't as strong as it was before he had Vaarsuvius and Tiasal, so all Xykon knows he has is Tia. He won't trust a minion like that with his phylactery--as soon as some adventurer kills him, Reddy could smash it, pick up Tiasal, and go on his merry way.
Xykon's hidden the phylactery with someone else. I'm not saying who.
Have you thought about Tiasal taking it the other way around and using her sexual looks (But with more Subtelty than ....darn, still cannot remember her name) as a tool for some sort?
When she grows up, she has the potential of that because she's a beautiful girl (who will probably grow to be attractive), but I doubt that she would ever think to do that. If she grows up under Xykon, I have this feeling that she'd detach herself from her body like Vaarsuvius and her sexuality would be little more than a gift to give to those who she is loyal to.
Like lets not forget that Tiasal is doubting everybody and I dont think Xycon deserves an exeption. Shure youv given a Big Profile on how she would trust him but still, he works on a Why shouldnt I kill you basis" and her excuse is that she is a tool for manipulating Her father, I probably wouldnt forgett that im living on the fact That im entertianing and a tool (Wether or not im willing to work for him is just a bonus).
She knows that Xykon doesn't have her best interests in mind, but she is capable of predicting him more or less accurately, so she trusts him.
And is it just me or does everybody NOT want the relationship between Tiasal and Xycon?
Oh and can you tell me her Future outfit? Id like to draw that.
And I guess Loved!Tiasal (as in, the one who escaped and grew up the rest of the time with her parents) would wear robes--possibly yellow or purple or navy--or loose-fitting peasant shirt/pants combination. Nothing too slutty or distinguished or feminine--just what is comfortable and what she can move around in.
Spoiler
The April Squickies Award for Best Crack Pairing Story
Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2010-01-12, 01:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Okay, after a couple of days catching up on this...
You are all very strange people.
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2010-01-12, 02:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-12, 02:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-12, 02:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Probably the hot dragon-on-everything-else action
IDEA!
ABD/SCIENCE!
Friggin dragons wil have sex with anything, even the concept of SCIENCE! isn't safe.
...What?Last edited by Closak; 2010-01-12 at 02:52 PM.