Coplantor's Completly Creative Cautious and Contemplative Random Banter #109

[Sneak]

Magic beans, mind. I'm a crafty consumer.

...Or they may've been jelly beans.... Well, either way is good.

Is there a difference between the two?

[Fredthefighter]

Rant about how Fighter's need to be completely invulnerable to spells that he doesn't want to affect him e.g Fireball!
I'd like to see a wizard try to stop me after that. All will know that Fighter's dominate the world, flimsy casters shall hit the ground with their heads a few feet away from their bodies.

[CurlyKitGirl]

I feel impelled to announce that this is pg. 49 and someone called dibs a fair bit back; so they'd better be online in *checks out thread speed* oooooh, half an hour or so.

But mainly I'm hear to complain about Quality Street tins. WHy do theyalways have those strawberry cremes and orange cremes?! Noone likes them! NOONE! And yet, they're always there. You'd have thought they'd learn their lesson by now wouldn't you?

[Mr. Mud]

Rant about how Fighter's need to be completely invulnerable to spells that he doesn't want to affect him e.g Fireball!
I'd like to see a wizard try to stop me after that. All will know that Fighter's dominate the world, flimsy casters shall hit the ground with their heads a few feet away from their bodies.

Two Words: Time Stop.
Another Few?: Lower Resistance, Lower Resistance, Lower Resistance. Power Word Kill.

Bye bye Fighter!

I feel impelled to announce that this is pg. 49 and someone called dibs a fair bit back; so they'd better be online in *checks out thread speed* oooooh, half an hour or so.

But mainly I'm hear to complain about Quality Street tins. WHy do theyalways have those strawberry cremes and orange cremes?! Noone likes them! NOONE! And yet, they're always there. You'd have thought they'd learn their lesson by now wouldn't you?

I believe FtF called it... and it better be Alliterative Fred!

*shakes fist* Alliterateeeeee... .

[Player_Zero]

Is there a difference between the two?

Jelly beans grow giant magical beanstalks you say? Hmmm...

Time to acquire me some gold egg laying whatsits.

[Fredthefighter]

I never called it, I joked about the Order of Enis and Hillbilly Potter or something, I can't remember who called it.
EDIT: Just went back a few pages and apparently, Rutskarn put dibs on the rights for the new random banter thread.

[Mr. Mud]

Ah right, I some how got you two mixed up... Ruts will be very alliterative, I know it .

[TwoBitWriter]

One day Daddy Toobi's gonna get his, just you all wait!

[Coidzor]

Daddy Toobi... Related to Mr. Bojangles?

...Also, I would be interested to see what Rutskarn would do with it.

[Player_Zero]

Daddy Toobi... Related to Mr. Bojangles?

...Also, I would be interested to see what Rutskarn would do with it.

MISTER BOJANGLES!
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE!!
Yeah dance!
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE!!

I did know a man Bojangles and he'd dance for you though. Possibly in worn out shoes, it's hard to be sure.

[Sneak]

...Also, I would be interested to see what Rutskarn would do with it.

No pressure, Ruts.

[Jibar]

and it better be Alliterative Fred!

I read that as Alternative Freud.

...weirdest superhero ever.

Also, euuuugh. 11 essays, 2 plans and some coursework to do for College and 3 days to do it. This isgonna be dull.

[Fredthefighter]

You are right Jibar, that will be dull.... good luck!

[TwoBitWriter]

The uh, the Mr. Bojangles references makes me very happy!

PZ, Coidzor, you are becoming two of my favorite people suddenly.

[Fredthefighter]

What about me?

[TwoBitWriter]

What about me?

Did you dance for me in worn-out shoes? I think not...

Come up with another great Bob Dylan reference and we will talk...

[FoE]

All right, it's my time to shine! I've never had a Friendly Banter thread named for me, so the next one is mine!

[Mr. Mud]

TwoBit I feel like a complete unknown, like a rolling stone, with no direction home... .

[Player_Zero]

TwoBit I feel like a complete unknown, like a rolling stone, with no direction home... .

Once upon a time you dressed so fine, threw the bums a dime, didn't you?

Wait, wait, got a better one.

How does it feel?

[Dragonrider]

One day Daddy Toobi's gonna get his, just you all wait!

*folds arms* I support my daddy!

*glances at Rusty Carnage*

Eheh...maybe with THAT nickname, I'm better off keeping my mouth shut.

[TwoBitWriter]

Maggie's in the basement, mixing up the medicine.
I'm on the pavement, thinking 'bout the government.
the man in the trenchcoat, badge out, laid off,
say's he's got a bad cough and want's to get it paid off...

@^: I am sort of amused, and sort of disturbed by that, Drider...

[Fredthefighter]

I may not be able to make a David Bowie or Rolling Stones Reference, but I can make a Kansas Reference my wayward son.
And the reason I don't dance is because, well, have you ever seen a Dwarf dance? Its pretty much a form of torture in Dwarven lands.
And now for the finish:
Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more
Once I rose above the noise and confusion
Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion
I was soaring ever higher
But I flew too high
Though my eyes could see I still was a blind man
Though my mind could think I still was a mad man
I hear the voices when I'm dreaming
I can hear them say

Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more

Masquerading as a man with a reason
My charade is the event of the season
And if I claim to be a wise man, well
It surely means that I don't know
On a stormy sea of moving emotion
Tossed about I'm like a ship on the ocean
I set a course for winds of fortune
But I hear the voices say

Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more

No!
Carry on, you will always remember
Carry on, nothing equals the splendor
Now your life's no longer empty
Surely heaven waits for you

[Rutskarn]

While we're referencing songs, I'd like to reference Dr. Horrible.

All of it.

That is all.

[Dragonrider]

You're not one for subtlety, are you, Freddie?


Edit: Rusty, my five-year-old brother says that his favorite song in the world is the Dr Horrible finale

At the top of his lungs, he sings:

Now the nightmare's real
Now Doctor Horrible is here
To make you quake with fear
To make the whole world kneel

Over and over and over and OVER.

[Mr. Mud]

Once upon a time you dressed so fine, threw the bums a dime, didn't you?

Wait, wait, got a better one.

How does it feel?

Okay, P_Z you gave me an opening for hundreds of references right there, but no. I have to make a better anouncement...

I BEAT PLAYER_ZERO AT SOMETHING REQUIRING A LITTLE BIT OF THOUGHT!

That is all... It actually feels like a hard rain's a-gonna fall...

[FoE]

While we're referencing songs, I'd like to reference Dr. Horrible.

All of it.

That is all.

It's a good day to be homeless.

[Player_Zero]

Explain, knave, lest I have your head.

Having reread this page several times you're failing to make sense. Therefore I retort with 'no you're stupid!'

[Fredthefighter]

Out of the Dr.Horrible songs I'm a fan of "Slipping" and "Brand New Day", but the finale song is good as well.
And no, as a fighter, Move Silently is not my best skill, despite this +5 Mithral Full-Plate of Speed.

[Rutskarn]

Brand New Day, the Finale, and Everyone's A Hero (In Their Own Way) are my favorites.

"Everyone's a hero in their own way...you and you and mostly me and you."

[Mr. Mud]

EDIT: God, I've been interwebz-ing all day, and I haven't lifted yet. I feel all dirty inside when I don't lift... I actually feel guilty that I've been online for hours... this is the first time that ever happened .

Ruts make the new thread already! . I'm gonna angle for second post, but I'm getting the entire playgrounds' 'New Comic' lag right now... .