You! (A picture/Media thread) XXVIII : Beware the Beauties

[Jonesh]

Hey, face the camera!

Haha, everytime I do that I either look sleepy or all derpy! I kind of got squinty or small eyes, I dunno

[DaMidget]

In any event, this isn't silly message board games or turn Coidzor into random thing No. 428529.

So, on that note I'm-a commence staring into y'alls souls now.

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I see your soulgaze, and well....check it with another soulgaze I guess...

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[ZombyWoof]

I see your eye


AND RAISE YOU MINE!

[absolmorph]

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Absolmorph approves this trend, and would contribute if he had any pictures of his eye.
(Picture is a year and a half old, but meh.)

[MartytheBioGuy]

'dem hips.

On that note (piercing, not hips :-/ ). I am slightly contemplating getting one. People say I would look good with an eyebrow one, I disagree. I am thinking maybe tongue or someone on the ear. Dunno :-/

I know I'm going way back to this one, but I would approve of an eyebrow piercing on you, not just because I also have one, but also because it would accent your already truly excellent facial expressions.

[Anuan]

Anuan has a big sword. *nod nod*

Well, I didn't wanna sound boastful, but...

I'm not doing the eye-trend (which happens disproportionately often as far as these trends go O.o) because my eyes are weird and oogleh.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Posting pictures of your hips is a far better trend anyway.

[ZombyWoof]

yeah but I'm a bit overweight and hairy so my hips are gross.

[Thufir]

(Picture is a year and a half old, but meh.)

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[Dispozition]

Hey guys I heard we were posting pictures of our eyes so I found one from a while ago because I'm too lazy to take another one because my camera is packed away and I can't be bothered getting the lighting right so here's an old picture of my eye.

Hurr de Durr. I should actually take a new one of these soon. They're so fun to manip.

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[absolmorph]

Picture is also not displaying. You need to sort your tags out.

What? It totally is! There was no tag mishap!

[ghost_warlock]

Sorry, my hips are an exclusive backstage performance only.

But here's an eye for the general admission peeps.

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[ZombyWoof]

What's it take to get backstage passes?

[ghost_warlock]

While the only strict requirement is an artfully appropriate anatomy, zombie 'ships, curry, and a demonstration of some tastefully titillating trolling definitely expedite the process.

[ZombyWoof]

You'll have to define "appropriate." I've got the "zomby" part covered, at least

[Helgraf]

Such a handsome fellow, isn't he?


And another picture of me:

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my hair's in a ponytail, didn't cut it.

Old post cruising.
:stops, stares a bit:
:shakes head, wry smile, moves on:

I think I shall agree with the consensus here.

[Serpentine]

Is it Eyevember already?

Fuzzy webcam shot from ages ago:

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And another Dis eye, again from ages ago:

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[ZombyWoof]

Is that blue?

Slurpintime, if your eyes are blue, I will be forced to declare my undying love for you.

[SMEE]

Since we are doing eyes...

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I see you.

I wish I could take non-blurry shots of them. >.>

[ZombyWoof]

Is that... green? You may be second in line behind Serpentine for my love

[Tiger Duck]

Jumping on the eye bandwagon

Pretty dull ones I know

[Helgraf]

Alright then ... I went through about 12 CDs of photos and came to realize ... I have very few pictures of myself in my collection.

But I will share them anyway. Warning, some of these are almost 7 years old - when I was almost 300 lbs. I'm no model nowadays, but I'm down to around 230-ish ... so that's a significant improvement.

But first, the theme shot.

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Sprite Zero is not your camera's friend...

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Most of my pictures were self-taken, thus the arm at the edge in them.

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This was taken in october of 2010, which gives it the dubious honor of being my most recent picture taken. Again, self-shot.

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This has the distinction of being one of the oldest photos of the bunch.

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One of many in costume shots ... but this one was without facial makeup so my face more or less is visible.

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[Serpentine]

Zomby: Alas, non. I am a very brown person all over.

[ZombyWoof]

This? This is not brown.

Can I have a crush on you anyways though?

[Serpentine]

That is also not my eye Dis = Dispozition.

[SMEE]

Is that... green? You may be second in line behind Serpentine for my love

Yes, they're green most of the time.

[Helgraf]

More extensively costumed shots (EG, I'm less recognizable in these)

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I prefer the second one with the fangs...

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The sign in this next one says Helgraf - so the people I had it taken for would know which member of the community I was.

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EDIT: For some reason, the second spoiler had a thumbnail instead of the full picture. This has been rectified.

[Fredaintdead]

Also awesome. And you're younger than I expected.

I get that a lot when people see my face for the first time. You'll probably find I just look younger than you expected, when in reality I'm nearly 18. Unless you thought I was older than that, in which case, forget what I just said, you were right.

[Dispozition]

Is it Eyevember already?

Fuzzy webcam shot from ages ago:

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And another Dis eye, again from ages ago:

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What are you doing with a picture of my eye. I am confuse. I am so very confuse.

This? This is not brown.

Can I have a crush on you anyways though?

No, it's not brown, it's also not blue >:
It's like, green at best.

You are however free to have a crush on my anyway :3

[Serpentine]

That's, like, the third time I've posted that