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2010-01-29, 02:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Now that that's taken to the PMs, I recently realized that any of you who might happen to also be Phantom of the Opera, Westmark, or Les Miz fans would probably like to give this thing a whirl.
That's what she said.Susan Sto Helit avatar by Felyndiira.
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2010-01-29, 03:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Not just that, from random clicking I have also found they have a room description generator, a character description generator and a trendy name generator which, if nothing else, should be useful for naming my dragons and neopets.
I shall repeat my question as noone seemed to notice it.
Originally Posted by TaekwondodoLast edited by Taekwondodo; 2010-01-29 at 03:01 PM.
Avatar by me...yup that's how good my drawing is. As in not very good.
Crack-Pairings, Not Dead Just Moved. Someone Hasn't Been Looking In The Right Places.
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2010-01-29, 03:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Here's the description of Hold Person.
Since the subject is 'aware', and someone swimming is able to drown, I presume them can.Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-01-29 at 03:05 PM.
This post may contain sarcasm.
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2010-01-29, 03:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-29, 03:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Avatar by me...yup that's how good my drawing is. As in not very good.
Crack-Pairings, Not Dead Just Moved. Someone Hasn't Been Looking In The Right Places.
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2010-01-29, 03:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
I thought I would roll up something but the roller only gave me fuuy versions things so I dont have the energy.
Evil. Iam diffrent. Have a problem with that...
My avatarsSpoilerThanks To Dashwood for Spider avatar.
Thanks To Mr Saturn for Goth Man avatar.
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2010-01-29, 03:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Oh! My Mass Thieves' Guild Romp story!
Give me a moment, okay?My webcomic!
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2010-01-29, 03:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-29, 03:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Evil. Iam diffrent. Have a problem with that...
My avatarsSpoilerThanks To Dashwood for Spider avatar.
Thanks To Mr Saturn for Goth Man avatar.
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2010-01-29, 03:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Last edited by Aaron; 2010-01-29 at 03:49 PM.
Your local Cleric.
Cleric of the Murphy's Law Thread
(yes, that is possible)
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
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2010-01-29, 03:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-29, 04:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Evil. Iam diffrent. Have a problem with that...
My avatarsSpoilerThanks To Dashwood for Spider avatar.
Thanks To Mr Saturn for Goth Man avatar.
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2010-01-29, 04:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-29, 04:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Mass Thieves' Guild Romp Go!!!
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Grubwiggler shouted in frustration as he noticed the now-empty safe. Again. Right on cue, Bozzok knocked on the door.
"So, are you willing to pay your...Insurance?" Bozzok asked.
"Alright! Alright! I'll pay."
Bozzok smiled. "Tell you what. I like you. Come to the Thieves' Guild tonight and you can have your first year of "insurance" half-off." He turned and left.
Grubwiggler smiled as Bozzok left. Greysky wasn't all bad sometimes...
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Bozzok burst into Hank's study and immediately wished he hadn't.
"Hank!" Bozzok shouted, covering one eye as he did so. "Put down the Playelf and help me clear out the common room; we've got half an hour."
Hank jumped down onto the floor. "Aww, yeah! Let's get this party started!"
"And...Please pull up your trousers. Give me an hour, okay?"
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Haley sighed as she leaned back in the bathtub, her long hair floating in the water as she washed herself off.
She liked hot baths, especially when her skin turned out soft and just a bit pink afterwards.
She dove under the water for a moment, then popped back up when she heard footsteps, just in time to see a very naked Jenny being chased by an equally naked half-elf guy who had just joined a few weeks ago.
Haley sat there in the bathtub for a moment, just enjoying the view. Then it hit her.
"Crap! Crap, I completely forgot!" Haley shouted as she jumped out of the bathtub and ran to the common room, leaving little puddles in her wake. She then stopped and looked back at her pajamas. It wasn't as if she was going to actually need them now. Nevertheless...
Haley eventually decided to wear a skimpy nightdress and lingerie that would more accurately be described as "three thin, see-through strips of cloth". Sometimes the anticipation could be just as fun as the act itself.
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Grubwiggler walked into the common room of the Thieves' Guild and dropped the bottle of wine he brought in shock.
He was presented with the sight of what could only be described as a mass sex romp involving every person in the guild.
"Grubwiggler! Hank, told you he'd be here. Now pay me the 50 gp." Grubwiggler whimpered at the sight of a nude Bozzok and Hank.
"Ha. Fat chance. Join the party. I just won a strip contest!"
"He...?!"
"No you didn't!" Hank was immediately met with an oddly-shaped dagger to his throat, held by a half-naked girl with an ugly bowlcut.
"Okay, Crystal, you won!"
"Good. And Haley got in last."
"And Haley got in last!"
Grubwiggler turned around to see two girls, one with dark skin and curly black hair, the other with creamy skin and long flaming red hair, pounce on a blue-haired elf and start nibbling on her (And he only knew it was a "Her" because he got a full-frontal view) ears.
Needless to say, all were naked.
Grubwiggler grinned and threw his cloak in Bozzok's face as Hank and Crystal tackled Bozzok at the same time. This was going to be fun.
So...
*Looks at pint of coffee ice cream on nightstand*
...Yeah.Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2010-01-29 at 04:45 PM.
My webcomic!
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2010-01-29, 04:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Heheh, very nice, Coffee!
Their recruitment slogan should be, "The Greysky City Theives Guild: Where stealing is only half the fun! (The clean half, at that!)"That's what she said.Susan Sto Helit avatar by Felyndiira.
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2010-01-29, 04:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Last edited by The Odor; 2010-01-29 at 04:54 PM.
Evil. Iam diffrent. Have a problem with that...
My avatarsSpoilerThanks To Dashwood for Spider avatar.
Thanks To Mr Saturn for Goth Man avatar.
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2010-01-29, 04:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
OOC Map
Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-01-29, 05:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
I am happy you enjoyed. However, I thought it was actually easy to write. The problem wasn't much the chocolate, it was fairly obvious, as it was to bring Saangwang and Miko together without pulling it out of nowhere.
(Oh, and I happily write in style that isn't explicit at all. I don't like to be too explicit, especially on a board with younger members. Implicitness can have a lot more impact : *So this chocolate, my dear, will be how I will show you.* It also lets imagination go even wilder.)Beware the many wrong things in this spoiler!SpoilerThe Order of the Stick Jr.
Meet : Alexander, Joan, Ross, Leilandius, Hitomi, Ngoc and Arduvanius
As interpreted (and drawn) by yours truly, Yiuel
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Only on blank paper do we write the best stories...
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2010-01-29, 05:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
You may not ask! Bwahaha!
I'd say what I liked most was the way it sets the mood of a rather chaotic headquarters for such an organized, uh, organization; it makes it feel like there's a theme of paradox in the Thieves Guild: Legalized(ish) Crime and Wildly Chaotic Organized Order. It also makes it look like a kind of immature place, which gives us another clue as to another reason why Haley left.
*reads my review* I guess that's what AP English does to one's mind.That's what she said.Susan Sto Helit avatar by Felyndiira.
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2010-01-29, 05:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2010-01-29 at 05:05 PM.
My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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2010-01-29, 05:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
I don't know if naked Grubwiggler was a pleasant sight , but maybe they were serving brain bleach at that party. Now we know when Haley has kissed a girl .
And Miko x Sangwaan fic was great too, however I think it was too short- it ended when the fun started (just joking, I really liked it ).
And thanks for comments about my banner.
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2010-01-29, 05:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2010-01-29 at 05:19 PM.
My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-01-29, 05:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-29, 05:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
OOC Map
Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-01-29, 05:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-29, 05:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
OOC Map
Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-01-29, 05:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
That's what she said.Susan Sto Helit avatar by Felyndiira.
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2010-01-29, 05:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Translate in pm please. Yes I am an idiot.
Edit: The roller is messing with me. I just got
The orc chieftain + Lien
Kidnapped (By somebody inside or outside of the pairing)
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The really dangerous trap + Crystal
Aliens Made Them Do It (not necessarily literal aliens)Last edited by The Odor; 2010-01-29 at 06:24 PM.
Evil. Iam diffrent. Have a problem with that...
My avatarsSpoilerThanks To Dashwood for Spider avatar.
Thanks To Mr Saturn for Goth Man avatar.
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2010-01-29, 07:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Your local Cleric.
Cleric of the Murphy's Law Thread
(yes, that is possible)
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."