Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

[MReav]

By the way, I think we should scrap the "Roll on another table" options, if we can think of appropriate alternatives.

[Mystic Muse]

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Yeah, I'm not going to allow myself to be shipped any time soon.

[Devixer]

If anyone intends to ship me, and needs any information, just PM me.

[The Dark Fiddler]

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I make no apologies. I'm sorry I haven't written a story with you, Fiddler.

I fixed it for you. =3

[CoffeeIncluded]

Yeah, I'm not going to allow myself to be shipped any time soon.

Aww, you're no fun.

Edit: Coffee, are you saying you wouldn't take advantage of having V on both sides of you?

...Good point. Who wants to do this?

[ShinyDelusion]

Here's the shippables list for easy access from this page (even if the roller falls through, I figured you guys would still appreciate knowing who you're allowed to ship):

ShinyDelusion
CoffeeIncluded
Closak
Sereg
Zanaril
Meg
Dark Apprentice
Eztheria
Sstoopidtallkid
Oooohaloophole(?)
The Dark Fiddler
Water-Smurf

It occured to me recently that unlike Sgeo, I have no where to put my roller whenever I finish it (I'd planned to wait a few days to make sure I get everyone who doesn't mind shipping and everyone's favorite characters who aren't on Table 1 and maybe put in plot devices after all), so... I might just forget about the thing. The only ways I could share it with you guys would be giving you the code to save on your own computers (which most would consider risky since you don't know whether or not I'm some evil hacker) or just occasionally post lists of pairings the thing spit out. So... yeah.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Here's the shippables list for easy access from this page (even if the roller falls through, I figured you guys would still appreciate knowing who you're allowed to ship):

ShinyDelusion
CoffeeIncluded
Closak
Sereg
Zanaril
Meg
Dark Apprentice
Eztheria
Sstoopidtallkid
Oooohaloophole(?)

It occured to me recently that unlike Sgeo, I have no where to put my roller whenever I finish it (I'd planned to wait a few days to make sure I get everyone who doesn't mind shipping and everyone's favorite characters who aren't on Table 1 and maybe put in plot devices after all), so... I might just forget about the thing. The only ways I could share it with you guys would be giving you the code to save on your own computers (which most would consider risky since you don't know whether or not I'm some evil hacker) or just occasionally post lists of pairings the thing spit out. So... yeah.

How come you can't post it here?

[ShinyDelusion]

How come you can't post it here?

It's an html document. I did some experimentation with the text of the document itself and the Preview Post button and nothing I tried worked.

[Devixer]

Maybe so, but it will still be convenient to at least have a list, right?

[ShinyDelusion]

Maybe so, but it will still be convenient to at least have a list, right?

Definitely, so I'll keep maintaining that thing for the rest of this thread regardless of what I decide to do with the unfinished (at the moment) roller.

[The Dark Fiddler]

I notice a startling lack of me on the list.

I'd just like to note that there is to be no memberxmember shipping in this thread; there's already a thread for that here.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Definitely, so I'll keep maintaining that thing for the rest of this thread regardless of what I decide to do with the unfinished (at the moment) roller.

Hooray!

[ShinyDelusion]

I notice a startling lack of me on the list.

I'd just like to note that there is to be no memberxmember shipping in this thread; there's already a thread for that here.

Added!

Noted. Luckily, as I stated before, if I finish the roller, every pairing will include exactly one ficcer.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Added!

Noted. Luckily, as I stated before, if I finish the roller, every pairing will include exactly one ficcer.

Let's not forget OOTS/OOTS too!

[ShinyDelusion]

Let's not forget OOTS/OOTS too!

Well you can use Sgeo's much nicer roller for that, silly! My roller has been made specially in honor of the title of this thread. Since it's technically working fine now, I thought I'd give you guys a sample of what it can turn out:

Dark Apprentice x Redcloak

Sereg x Haley

The Dark Fiddler x Inkyrius

Dark Apprentice x Nale

ShinyDelusion x Hinjo

Meg x Julia Greenhilt


Though there's none in this batch, it can also pair a ficcer with more than one character (the roll again twice option) or a genderswitched character (the roll again and switch genders option).

[CoffeeIncluded]

Well you can use Sgeo's much nicer roller for that, silly! My roller has been made specially in honor of the title of this thread. Since it's technically working fine now, I thought I'd give you guys a sample of what it can turn out:

Dark Apprentice x Redcloak

Sereg x Haley

The Dark Fiddler x Inkyrius

Dark Apprentice x Nale

ShinyDelusion x Hinjo

Meg x Julia Greenhilt


Though there's none in this batch, it can also pair a ficcer with more than one character (the roll again twice option) or a genderswitched character (the roll again and switch genders option).

Nice. This is going to be fun.

[The Dark Fiddler]

The Dark Fiddler x Inkyrius

If anybody writes this (although I might... hmmm...) they must put in my reluctance to try new foods.

[CoffeeIncluded]

If anybody writes this (although I might... hmmm...) they must put in my reluctance to try new foods.

But would you be so reluctant if Kyrie was the dessert?

[ShinyDelusion]

Glad y'all are amused. News for anyone who's going to suggest a non-Table 1 character: Right now I'm adding ABD, Sabine, Thog, and Lien to the roller.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Glad y'all are amused. News for anyone who's going to suggest a non-Table 1 character: Right now I'm adding ABD, Sabine, Thog, and Lien to the roller.

Oh God, Sabine...

I'm like a wolf in the middle of a flock...And the shepard's gone for the day.

[ShinyDelusion]

Oh God, Sabine...

I'm like a wolf in the middle of a flock...And the shepard's gone for the day.

I was quite appalled with myself to find she wasn't in the roller yet. So I fixed it. Although for some reason my recent tweaking has caused some "undefined"s to pop up... I shall find the problem eventually, I'm sure.

[CoffeeIncluded]

I was quite appalled with myself to find she wasn't in the roller yet. So I fixed it. Although for some reason my recent tweaking has caused some "undefined"s to pop up... I shall find the problem eventually, I'm sure.

...Wow.

The roller...

You made the roller actually break down from the sheer amount of crack and squick.

[ShinyDelusion]

...Wow.

The roller...

You made the roller actually break down from the sheer amount of crack and squick.

Haha! Of course! And here I was being silly and thinking it was due to some error on my part!

[Devixer]

Some of these rolls allow for serious hilarity.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Haha! Of course! And here I was being silly and thinking it was due to some error on my part!

So, who were these "Undefined" ones paired with?

[ShinyDelusion]

So, who were these "Undefined" ones paired with?

Mostly characters. I've figured out now that I had two glitches. One was that if the "Roll again twice option" rolled itself, it would keep rolling itself infinitely and return "undefined". I fixed that, but in order to do so I had to limit the option of being paired with multiple characters to a maximum of three characters. The other one sometimes returns "undefined" instead of a ficcer, and I haven't figured out what's causing that yet.

And just what sort of hilarity do you see ensuing, Dark Apprentice?

[CoffeeIncluded]

You know what this place is? It's an escape.

I'm steadily becoming more convinced that my parents hate me. I'm just becoming more dispassionate in the real world, when in fact I'm one step away from snapping.

I just...Thanks for making me feel wanted and worth your time.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to walk two miles and through a 4-lane intersection with a faulty traffic light to a hardware store when my mom's office is less than a block away.

[Water-Smurf]

Confused, and yet intrigued.

And I already hate that school in a nails-across-chalkboard cringeworthy way.

...And why is Tsukiko in charge?!

*chuckles menacingly* You'll find out soon.

...This was actually the story that made me tear up a little. I'm hoping that I'll be able to pull it off.

It's AU, and I've already matched all the named characters to their OotS counterparts.

You'll find out soon enough.

Just romp around /b/ for a while, your stomach will be stronger than Adamantium.

It saves a lot on brain bleach, too.

...as long as you survive.

I've tromped there before. And I've tromped through the 'Offended' page on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

My school blockers don't let me either places, though. I'm not sure if I should be upset or jigging in joy.

*raises eyebrow* Fascinating. The mysterious bits like the hooded cloak uniforms and the witchcraft warning have definitely piqued my curiosity. Not to mention the characters' "names" lend a sort of creepy feel to the whole thing (it feels like they're all using codenames/aliases (of course, for all I know, they are) which makes it feel like they're either in so much danger that they must protect their identities or they're up to something sinister). I'm pretty sure I know who most of the named characters so far are, but, just to check one, is Sirius Miko? I'm curious because I have the feeling that out of all the characters you have in this story, Miko would probably appreciate her punny name the least.

Yeah, Sirius is Miko.

And I'm really excited that you're already trying to analyse it. There's more going on here than you think.

To whomever is looking for a hint, look up 'dumped on the rooster.'

Watersurf: I liked the story just I was hoping youd finish your other ones before moving on. I dont like school settings, I think thier a way to put characters into skirts. But its your hand, do whatever you want with it.

Don't worry. I'm not going to make this a boring story.

Quite good but I have to admit that the name changes remind me too much of My Immortal. *shudders*

*shudders* By God, that's definitely not what I wanted to remind the reader of. Don't worry--the name changes have a reason behind them. I'm not just trying to assassinate the characters and make them 'goff.'

The only things here that have squicked me out so far are:

The cleric in Water-Smurf's story
The fact that Playelf actually exists.

I bet that I'll be able to make that list grow with my next one-shot.

*breaks into maniacal laughter*

You know what this place is? It's an escape.

I'm steadily becoming more convinced that my parents hate me. I'm just becoming more dispassionate in the real world, when in fact I'm one step away from snapping.

I just...Thanks for making me feel wanted and worth your time.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to walk two miles and through a 4-lane intersection with a faulty traffic light to a hardware store when my mom's office is less than a block away.

*hugs tightly*

Oh, and I'm willing to be added to the list. Hopefully, Reddy and V won't try to maul me if I ever turn up in a story with them... Ask if you'd like a physical description.

[ShinyDelusion]

You know what this place is? It's an escape.

I'm steadily becoming more convinced that my parents hate me. I'm just becoming more dispassionate in the real world, when in fact I'm one step away from snapping.

I just...Thanks for making me feel wanted and worth your time.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to walk two miles and through a 4-lane intersection with a faulty traffic light to a hardware store when my mom's office is less than a block away.

Aw, Coffee... Way to kill my joy at figuring out what the glitch was! Just kidding, of course. (For those of you interested, it was because when I assigned the ficcers numbers, I accidentally skipped 5. )

I'm glad you've remembered that we're always here for you and would miss you greatly if you were gone. Don't forget it.

(If you're still on to read this) be very careful on your way home. Here's some more samples for the road:

Eztheria x Ancient Black Dragon
Dark Apprentice x Tsukiko
Meg x Miko
Eztheria x Haley
Zanaril x Monster in The Dark
CoffeeIncluded x Elan
The Dark Fiddler x Elan
Dark Apprentice x Ganonron
Meg x Kazumi
ShinyDelusion x Sangwaan x Miko
The Dark Fiddler x Tsukiko
The Dark Fiddler x Vaarsuvius x Ganonron

Edit: Glad you're excited, Water-smurf, and I definitely will look that up... after I eat dinner (I'm leaving now). Also, you are now on the list and in the roller. I tested it a few times to make sure no new glitch arose and it paired you with Durkon twice in a row. Hm...

[The Dark Fiddler]

The Dark Fiddler x Elan
The Dark Fiddler x Tsukiko
The Dark Fiddler x Vaarsuvius x Ganonron

I'm happy with these. If anybody wants to write me, do these instead, I'm gonna try mexInky.