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2010-03-24, 02:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
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2010-03-24, 03:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Look it up on Nostalgia Critic. I'm still laughing at his reaction to one of the more weird effects.
(Though, admittedly, I had that reaction too...)
Wouldn't he be a little hung up on that, though? From the looks of things, he never remarried, and I don't think it's too big of an assumption to say that he didn't really date again, either. Wouldn't he feel like he was somehow disrespecting Mijung's memory by sleeping with some other person? And wouldn't he feel like he was being unfair to Vaarsuvius if he thought he would only imagine Mijung when talking with/spending time with/sleeping with her?
Hmm, if they started to beat Reddy to a bloody pulp for that reason, would Xykon just sit back and watch?
And Durkon will try to comfort V and tell her that it's not her fault, she doesn't need to defend him...
Sorry...is this creepy and stalker-ish?
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2010-03-24, 03:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Is there ANYTHING Asta doesn't know? <3 XP
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2010-03-24, 03:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
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2010-03-24, 03:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
How old are you?
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2010-03-24, 03:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
He certainly wouldn't want a relationship with V to be a substitute for Mijung, he'd feel far to guilty if he did that. But it could be what starts off the initial spark.
And Vaarsuvius would get really pissed and try to defend him anyway if Redcloak hadn't provoked the fight. I imagine a lot of confusion from the party if V jumps in and wards them off of her 'rapist.'
Not to mention there's still the mystery surrounding V's Darth Vaarsuvius phase.
You can have sex once or twice and still be inexperienced.
You're assuming he's even going to able to tell that she's female...Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-03-24 at 03:36 PM.
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2010-03-24, 03:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
...*Hugs Water-Smurf* I hate stomach bugs. Only time I ever throw up...(I love having an iron stomach and practically no gag reflex.)
Don't worry, it'll be gone soon.
Hey, I think if you post anything explicit, it'll get this thread locked and you banned. So don't. It's also why I don't. But I wouldn't have done it anyway, no experience and whatnot. Plus I stand by my tenet: "Implication is so much better than stating it outright."
In any case, I'd love to see it--When you feel better that is. I can wait!
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2010-03-24, 03:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
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2010-03-24, 03:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-03-24, 03:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-03-24, 03:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
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Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
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2010-03-24, 03:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Sheriff of Moddingham: Indeed. Take the personal problems, drama, and attributes to the Random Banter thread, please.
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2010-03-24, 03:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Thank you, Roland.
Say, I wonder how the undead that Tsukiko created treat each other? It's interesting, and I wonder if any crack pairings could result.
EDIT: Uh, Roland, just so I know for the future, would it be considered inappropriate modding if I nudge the people on this thread back on topic whenever the conversation veers too off course? Or would it be okay?Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2010-03-24 at 04:01 PM.
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2010-03-24, 04:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Wight w. boots x I Crave Mortal Flesh guy?
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2010-03-24, 04:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-03-24, 04:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-03-24, 04:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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That made me laugh so hard that all the girls on my floor probably think I've taken something
But wouldn't he be afraid to do anything with her? I mean, he can be attracted to Vaarsuvius for Vaarsuvius, but he would have to deal with the possibility that his attraction isn't to her, it's to Mijung, and he's just using V.
And how are they going to react when they realize what's really going on? It's almost an awkward situation; Reddy's still the enemy and an Evil goblin... but V willingly had a relationship with him?
How would the Order react to Redcloak, and how would he act after they found out?
You're assuming he's even going to able to tell that she's female...
Don't worry. I've been putting the non-board-appropriate updates and one-shots elsewhere. Besides, Soon/V doesn't necessarily need to be explicit.
I assume he has high Intelligence because it'd be a little hard to lead such a big adventure if he wasn't very sharp. But why would V fool him?
Oh, right. Sorry, Roland. My fault this time.
That could work too. She's bathing and he walks in accidentally?
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2010-03-24, 04:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Ah, that's the biggest thing.
I think it would be awkward for all parties. V would still be hiding the pregnancy, plus having to deal with the reactions about being with Reddy, Redcloak would have to deal with the Order after the realization, and the Order would have to deal with the idea of the two most random people getting it on while they weren't looking. And Xykon would be laughing his ass off in the corner.
How would the Order react to Redcloak, and how would he act after they found out?
If she has her period while they're alone together, he would probably notice the signs pretty easily. (How on Earth can you even deal with that stuff as an adventurer?!)
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2010-03-24, 04:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Casey and Andy! 666 strips, and there won't be no more. There's also a supplement to GURPS for playing mad scientists. (I think Coffee might enjoy this one too...)
I think the traditional way was moss. Highly absorbant moss. But the lack of feminine hygiene products goes a long way to explaining why curse words involving female bits are more serious than those involving male bits.
Because he (in this case) wants to make Soon do what he commands. Dominate Person would also work, although Soon probably has astronomical saves. Much easier to pretend to have boobs - all you need is some stuffing.
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2010-03-24, 04:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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That's where it gets interesting. It suggests that he hasn't been able to move on after Mjung's death, and if he did manage to love V without feeling guility about it and getting mixed up like that, it would be indicative that he really does love V.
How would the Order react to Redcloak, and how would he act after they found out?
If she has her period while they're alone together, he would probably notice the signs pretty easily. (How on Earth can you even deal with that stuff as an adventurer?!) Assuming they were together, that probably means that V didn't come prepared for anything much and she wouldn't have any of the materials she would have had if she were traveling with the Order.
That could work too. She's bathing and he walks in accidentally?
I'm sure anything and everything has tried over the course of history.
Because he (in this case) wants to make Soon do what he commands. Dominate Person would also work, although Soon probably has astronomical saves. Much easier to pretend to have boobs - all you need is some stuffing.
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2010-03-24, 04:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-03-24, 05:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
I don't announce it here for pretty obvious reasons.
That poor, poor moss...
But yeah, that does explain it.
Because he (in this case) wants to make Soon do what he commands. Dominate Person would also work, although Soon probably has astronomical saves. Much easier to pretend to have boobs - all you need is some stuffing.
So the day he kisses her and doesn't worry is the day he realizes that he actually loves her?
Maybe some amount of curiosity; so far they've only ever viewed goblins as exp fodder. If anything, Redcloak's going to have a harder time interacting with them because nothing's changed; they're still an adventuring party of non-goblins out to stop him.
That would work. And if V suspects that he's noticed (especally if she purposely declined answering questions about her sex), she'd get rather indignant about it.
And he'd probably be a little abashed that that's how he found out.
Naked people are funny!
E-mail alerts are your friend.Last edited by Water-Smurf; 2010-03-24 at 05:11 PM.
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2010-03-24, 05:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-03-24, 05:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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Haha. They are pretty good friends. I mean, they looked at each other's magic orbs.
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2010-03-24, 05:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-03-24, 05:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
I wonder what the saving throw on boobs are...
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2010-03-24, 05:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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YES. LOVE TRIANGLE.
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2010-03-24, 08:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-03-24, 08:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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