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2016-01-15, 03:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
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2016-01-15, 06:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2014
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*May not get people to start coming up with sequel thread titles 5 pages early.
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2016-01-15, 07:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
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2016-01-16, 02:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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2016-01-16, 02:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2015
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
I'm playing catch up here, still working through Part 2: Stop Making the DM Cry, so sorry if this one has already been done:
*May not use Polymorph to open a plastic surgery clinic.Nihil Refert
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2016-01-16, 02:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
*I may not take a Philosopher's Stone and a funnel to the War Hammer 40K galaxy and force feed the Emperor's technically living corpse enough Elixir of Life to keep him young, Strong, and Healthy for another 40K years.
**May not sit back and watch the fireworks when he wakes up pissed.
***Especially may not point out that between the Golden Throne and the Astromonicon, all of the psykers sacrificed in his name and/or feed to him must have increased his power by several orders of magnitude when accounting for his condition.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
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2016-01-16, 06:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
* May no longer mention the words 'cannibal' and 'halfing' in the same sentence.
** They are not a threat if the PCs decide to leave the desert.
*** They cannot be more powerful than the psionic sandworms.
**** I am totally responsible for the TPK from the psionic halflings riding psionic sandworms.
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2016-01-16, 07:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
*The Philosopher's Stone may not be Albert Camus' pet rock.
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2016-01-16, 09:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
* Philosophers are not known as sorcerers in America.
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2016-01-16, 09:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2015
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- Everywhere and nowhere
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2016-01-16, 03:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2012
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- The State of Denial
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
*I am not allowed to run a system of steel and copper cables through various rooms in the so my wizard can electrocute anyone trying to invade.
**I am not to be surprised when the DM starts pulling out various equations describing power transmission theory, to point out that it wouldn't work as I expect.
***I am also not allowed to be mad if on of the opposing mages casts animate rope on the cables when they get to my lair and trap me using those same cables.
****May not create a Tucker's Kobolds labyrinth for the invaders instead, no matter how much soap, lantern oil, and wood our town can produce.
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2016-01-16, 07:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
* If my players gave a plan involving electricity, I may not ask for their intended current, voltage, the resistivity of their chosen medium, and so on.
** Cannot use this as justification for their plan to fail, even if I can show exactly why.
*** It is especially bad form to show that a) the voltage is high enough to reach them and B) the current is high enough to kill them.
**** Cannot follow this up by pointing out that 90% of their electronics have also suffered damage.
***** Most of all, the plan cannot fail because the villain stuck capacitors and inductors at various locations in the building not connected to a power supply just in case.
I'll be running either Legend of the Five Rings or a homebrew Sci-Fi setting later this year, if the players are smart they'll pick the second and exploit every advantage the system gives them (say, highly accurate lasers, a variety of cybernetic implants, or a mesh-network computer infrastructure). At which point I'll hardball by applying engineering principles to the bad guy's hideout.
* Cannot run a Sci-Fi setting with no psionics and no AGI.
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2016-01-18, 12:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
*I may not summon a heroic spirit just to shock people that make bad jokes.
**Especially if the game has nothing to do with the Nasuverse.
***Especially if I do it out of character.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
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2016-01-18, 09:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
*Punsmith is not a valid class
**No, I may not have a bard with ranks in "Craft(Weap-pun)"
***Puns of any sort, including accidental ones ("My new character is a half orc cleric who worships Hathor") will result in my death. Not my character. Actual me.
*Yes, many musicians in real life do very well for themselves making angsty, depressing music. No, I may not play a depressing bard.
**I may not play a Battlerager named Leeroy.
***Playing a warlock who can speak lots of languages is fine. Being the party face and using charisma skills on everything is expected. Constantly trying to intimidate people when said warlock is a little girl is pushing it.
****I am to stop coming up with ideas for characters while I am drunk, writing them down, and actually making them when I am sober.
*I may not continuously pick up random junk to try to find uses for later. This is not Fallout 4.Nihil Refert
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2016-01-18, 10:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2015
Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
*As a druid, I should not point out that we could literally walk into the woods and find a better bear pelt than the crummy ones the merchant is trying to pawn.
**I should not proceed to march into the woods, dragging the party with me.
***I should not give the apparently DIRE bear a heart attack with magic
****Blowing a horn to summon aid from a nature deity to protect us from said bear is just ludicrous.
*****Much more so if I ask for divine aid to clean up the bear when it dies and leaves a mess.
******Infinitely moreso if my GM rolls a 99 on divine intervention for me.
*******I wasn't supposed to become the chosen prophet of a forgotten god.
********Much less this early in the campaign.
**********Mocking my god and praising it should not be interchangeable for its favor.
***********Duel classing Cleric/Druid was not suppose to result in this much nonsense.
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2016-01-18, 05:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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- Kaeda
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
* If, when playing an Illumian, the DM introduces an NPC that "glows with beauty" or similar; I may not challenge them to a "glow-off".
Kaedanis Pyran, tai faernae.
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2016-01-19, 05:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
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2016-01-19, 06:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2013
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2016-01-19, 06:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
***** The blackguard father should not be trying to change the paladin's mind and rope him into the 'family business'.
****** The paladin should not be trying to kill his blackguard father.
******* When asked 'isn't he your father?', the paladin should not cast Bugsby's Expressive Single Digit.Last edited by goto124; 2017-06-22 at 08:25 AM.
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2016-01-19, 06:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
*My rogue can be friends with someone who owns a shady bar and can get us information and access to the black market.
**The bar owner cannot be named Guy, and when asked how I got (insert suspicious thing here), I cannot just say "I know a Guy."
*The phrase "Kagebunshin no jutsu" is not the verbal component for Mirror Image.
**Casting Eldritch Blast does not involve the words "Spirit Gun"
***My warlock is not the protagonist of an anime.
****It is Misty Step, not Flash Step.Nihil Refert
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2016-01-19, 06:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
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2016-01-19, 08:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2014
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2016-01-19, 09:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2013
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- Germany
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
* May not channel my frustration vs. a very merciful DM into inciting him to kill other players' PCs
** Doubly forbidden from exclaiming "Just kill your wife already."
*** It is frowned upon when the police shows up at your doorstep because your gaming night is taking place close to the worst parts of a major city
**** Explaining "Nono, I was talking about the roleplaying." gets you weird looks from the cops.
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2016-01-19, 10:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2016-01-19, 12:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
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2016-01-19, 12:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2014
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2016-01-19, 04:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2013
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- Perfidious Albion
Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
*No matter how good my stealth check is, singin With Catlike Tread while sneaking is going to muck it up.
**I am not to exhort smugglers to `Vary burglary with a little piracy`.
***I am not the very model of a Roguish Elven Gunslinger.
****Failing my performance check to inspire the troops does not translate to a rendition of When The Foeman Bears His Steel.
*****The verbal component of Remove Fear is not `Tarantara`.
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2016-01-19, 05:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
* Cannot derail the session into a discussion about elf biology and sex.
** Cannot use the amount of time the Phoenix King and Everqueen spend trying for a child to calculate the length an elven female spends in heat.
*** The discussion cannot then work it's own way into condoms, the cost thereof, cucumbers, STIs, couples who don't know how to make a child, and other related topics.
**** The cause of this discussion, orange hair dye, is now banned from out sessions.
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2016-01-19, 05:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
*Allow the plant-controller to have a venus flytrap fetish when helping to make his character sheet.
**Especially if his Sidekick is a sentient venus flytrap that's also his girlfriend.
***Double especially if his superpower-origin involves radioactive ooze and something similar to a flytrap orgy.
****Screw plant-controllers in general, actually.
*Forget how increasing Toughness saves works in M&M.
**Only have one of my four players possessing a maxed-out Toughness save acquired via legitimate means.
***Proceed to continue the pattern with NPC villains and allies.
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2016-01-19, 05:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
I am the very model of a Roguish Elven Gunslinger
I've got my sneaky boots on and a very twitchy gunfinger
I know the kings all hate it when I stop their fights historical
By killing all the warriors both quickly and methodical
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand trajectories, the air drag is quadratical
I know the myth of Isis, Horus' mother and the sunbringer
I am the very model of a Roguish Elven Gunslinger
****I am limited to one musical interlude per session.Last edited by Lvl 2 Expert; 2016-01-19 at 06:00 PM.
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